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[piecewise]

Elisaz gets a subconscious idea that doing the Stanky Legg at the current moment may not be the best course of action. He looks around.
Look for Fauna. And do the Double Stanky Legg.

You look for some sort of alien animals while not wandering too far from the ship. You can't find anything, unless they're all cleverly disguised as rocks.

((So glad I phrased my action that way. ))

Search for children normally.

[int:1]
You take a deep breath and yell, "HELLO CHILDREN! I'M A STRANGER AND I'M HUNTING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE COME OUT AND TALK TO ME! I PROMISE I WON'T MOLEST AND OR KILL AND EAT YOU, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS YOUR THIGHS LOOK IN THOSE SHORT PANTS! LETS ALL JUST GO AND HAVE A NICE TALK IN THIS CAVE OVER HERE WHERE I PARKED MY SPACE VAN! ALSO I HAVE CANDY!"

Then you put your hands on your hips, and limber up with a few pelvic thrusts, in case the kids want to play tag or something. Huh, wonder why they're not coming.

[TCM]

Tinker with my Microwave amp.


(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

[Caellath]

[int:1]
You take a deep breath and yell, "HELLO CHILDREN! I'M A STRANGER AND I'M HUNTING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE COME OUT AND TALK TO ME! I PROMISE I WON'T MOLEST AND OR KILL AND EAT YOU, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS YOUR THIGHS LOOK IN THOSE SHORT PANTS! LETS ALL JUST GO AND HAVE A NICE TALK IN THIS CAVE OVER HERE WHERE I PARKED MY SPACE VAN! ALSO I HAVE CANDY!"

Then you put your hands on your hips, and limber up with a few pelvic thrusts, in case the kids want to play tag or something. Huh, wonder why they're not coming.

((Posting after getting my breath back.))

(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

((This.))

Milno lowers his laser rifle's intensity.

[IronyOwl]

(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

((This.))

((I know! D:))


"Wait, I can talk without snapping out of it? Uh oh, how do I escape then...?

...er, also I should probably fix that."

Claim I was joking. Try again, only less molestery. A lot less molestery.

[SeriousConcentrate]

(I don't even wanna know if you fail this action, Irony.)

Jim continues to investigate the large clearing without stepping into it.

[Remalle]

(...I think I missed something.)

[piecewise]

Tinker with my Microwave amp.


(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

You flip open the cover on the amp. My but there are a lot of buttons.

[int:1]
You take a deep breath and yell, "HELLO CHILDREN! I'M A STRANGER AND I'M HUNTING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE COME OUT AND TALK TO ME! I PROMISE I WON'T MOLEST AND OR KILL AND EAT YOU, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS YOUR THIGHS LOOK IN THOSE SHORT PANTS! LETS ALL JUST GO AND HAVE A NICE TALK IN THIS CAVE OVER HERE WHERE I PARKED MY SPACE VAN! ALSO I HAVE CANDY!"

Then you put your hands on your hips, and limber up with a few pelvic thrusts, in case the kids want to play tag or something. Huh, wonder why they're not coming.

((Posting after getting my breath back.))

(( Congrats Faith, you're the new Elisaz.))

((This.))

Milno lowers his laser rifle's intensity.

You lower the intensity of your rifle back to normal.

Claim I was joking. Try again, only less molestery. A lot less molestery.

[int:1] (oh lord)
"I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING ABOUT THAT WHOLE NOT GOING TO MOLEST YOU THING. BY WHICH I MEAN I WAS SAYING SOMETHING THAT A MOLESTER WOULD SAY FOR COMEDIC EFFECT. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, HAHA, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNIER THEN KILLING AND CANNIBALIZING CHILDREN! HAHAHA. SO YEAH, PLEASE COME OUT! I'LL...GIVE YOU THIS KNIFE AND FORK I HAVE!"

(I don't even wanna know if you fail this action, Irony.)

Jim continues to investigate the large clearing without stepping into it.

You walk to the edge of the large clearing and look into it. There's a big hunk of metal at one end of it, otherwise it's empty.

[Caellath]

(...I think I missed something.)

((You lost a lot. I am going to sleep, may someone please pull Faith from the clearing before she succeeds in raping, murdering and eating the kids?

Edit: Oh Lord. Someone just save the kids already.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

(Faith, you are a disgrace to the entire human race. XD)

Despite some misgivings, Jim enters the clearing.

[IronyOwl]

((Welp, game over. No salvaging this situation. Tie to just leave and hope I haven't permanently marred fond childhood memories.))


"I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE NOW!" Faith shouted, unsure of how to escape but deciding she definitely needed to. If one escaped from a library by talking, how did one get out of childhood? Giving up on your dreams?

"UH, NO TIME FOR ME TO PLAY AS I HAVE WORK TO DO."


Attempt tactical retreat from the world of delicious children.

[Spinal_Taper]

Thomas stops tinkering with the rifle long enough to pull Faith out, a few minutes had gone by, and he didn't want to lose the medic."So how was your mind trip?" He asked, going back to his rifle.

[piecewise]

(Faith, you are a disgrace to the entire human race. XD)

Despite some misgivings, Jim enters the clearing.
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You take step into the clearing. Nothing happens.

((Welp, game over. No salvaging this situation. Tie to just leave and hope I haven't permanently marred fond childhood memories.))


"I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE NOW!" Faith shouted, unsure of how to escape but deciding she definitely needed to. If one escaped from a library by talking, how did one get out of childhood? Giving up on your dreams?

"UH, NO TIME FOR ME TO PLAY AS I HAVE WORK TO DO."


Attempt tactical retreat from the world of delicious children.

Thomas stops tinkering with the rifle long enough to pull Faith out, a few minutes had gone by, and he didn't want to lose the medic."So how was your mind trip?" He asked, going back to his rifle.

Thomas grabs faith by the arm and yanks her out of the clearing. She immediately returns from wherever her mind was before.
"How was your mind trip?"

"...I don't want to talk about it."

[IronyOwl]

That about sums it up.

"So, I guess I'm ready to go. Unless everyone else wants to give these things a try."

[SeriousConcentrate]

Since nothing has happened so far, Jim walks up to the metal hunk and attempts to take it. If successful, he lugs it back to the ship; if it's too heavy, he'll call for assistance.

[piecewise]

Since nothing has happened so far, Jim walks up to the metal hunk and attempts to take it. If successful, he lugs it back to the ship; if it's too heavy, he'll call for assistance.

The metal thing, upon closer inspection, is a piece of a spaceship, probably a chunk of the outer hall. It's taller then you and embedded in the ground, so robot or not you're not moving it on your own. Oh, it also has some sort of horrible alien fleshy fungus thing clinging to it, swinging its tendrils around slowly and making chirping noises. That too.