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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3980913 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1365 on: April 21, 2012, 04:06:53 pm »

(( So lets see here. Ivan is unconscious and has had his arms dislocated. Adrian's head is chunky salsa. Victor is pretty much just a left arm  and head laying in a field, Mason is staring at a wall and Faith is cowering in the ship. Good job team, good job.))
((You forgot "and is being dragged into the jaws of madness by an insane Greek/Hindu god."

On the bright side, one of the two survivors has -1 in Willpower and no weapons or weapon skill!

Though to be fair, she could actually probably fix Ivan up pretty well if she had any way to reach him without going insane and being rendered into paste.))


Dash back to the clearings, glancing around frantically for Ivan (or anyone else). Watch out for headaches, and try not to stay too long.
You get up from behind the shuttle and run out toward the north. [will roll 6-1] You feel something try to seep back into your skull but you fight it back without even slowing down. You've had just about enough of these motherfucking whatever they ares chewing on your gray matter. You make it back to the area just outside the entrance to the temple. There are two bodies  laying around here, one with its head crushed in and another that looks like it's been shot in the back of the head. There are bits of bloody flesh strewn randomly about as well. Looks like you missed the party. 

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1366 on: April 21, 2012, 04:11:27 pm »

"Oh hell..." Faith muttered.

Try to see if either is even remotely salvageable. If so, drag the carcass back to the shuttle and stuff it in a tank.

If not, search around a bit more to see if there's any other clues as to just what the hell happened here.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1367 on: April 21, 2012, 04:29:07 pm »

Elisaz begins violating the corpses.

Elisaz continues forward on the battlefield, holding both his weapons ready.



((When does this game get it's own TV Tropes page?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1368 on: April 21, 2012, 04:58:23 pm »

"Oh hell..." Faith muttered.

Try to see if either is even remotely salvageable. If so, drag the carcass back to the shuttle and stuff it in a tank.

If not, search around a bit more to see if there's any other clues as to just what the hell happened here.

You run over to the bodies and take a close look at them. It doesn't take any medical knowledge to know that a crushed skull and a big burn hole in someone's forehead isn't the sort of thing people come back from. You take a look around. [intuition roll:3] Seems like a pretty big fight took place here. Not sure but you're guessing these guys didn't do this to each other.

Elisaz begins violating the corpses.

Elisaz continues forward on the battlefield, holding both his weapons ready.



((When does this game get it's own TV Tropes page?))
((when someone makes one I guess  :P))
You walk farther in to the battlefield. It's getting thicker here, the fighting harder. You wade through, looking for a fight when it finds you. An Altered, more human then most but still seven feet tall and looking like some sort of satyr with heavy fur, curved horns and a muzzle of fangs, strides out of the melee, carrying a tesla sabre in each hand. 

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1369 on: April 21, 2012, 05:07:19 pm »

Shoot it with the Gauss Rifle. Then pick up a rock with the Kinetic Amplifier and throw it at the Saytr-beast.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1370 on: April 21, 2012, 05:19:25 pm »

Been reading this thread for the whole day. Awesome, totally awesome, with blood sprinkles and alien strangeness on top.
Is it possible to join the standby/wait list yet? (not sure if the '5 on active duty, 5 on standby' rule still applies)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1371 on: April 21, 2012, 05:20:25 pm »

((I meant more "can insane robot doctors do anything with what's left of their brains," not "Can I revive them as normal humans right now?" I know they need the brain, but I'm not sure how whole it needs to be, or how whole theirs are.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1372 on: April 21, 2012, 05:27:39 pm »

Been reading this thread for the whole day. Awesome, totally awesome, with blood sprinkles and alien strangeness on top.
Is it possible to join the standby/wait list yet? (not sure if the '5 on active duty, 5 on standby' rule still applies)
((You can submit your sheet. There can be more than 5 people on standby, it seems.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1373 on: April 21, 2012, 06:03:11 pm »

Shoot it with the Gauss Rifle. Then pick up a rock with the Kinetic Amplifier and throw it at the Saytr-beast.
You, doing your best Indiana Jones impression, level the gauss rifle and fire at the Saytr. [con wep roll: 5-1+1] The Saytr's head detonates like a ripe melon and he collapses to the ground, his tesla sabres casting an eerie flickering blue light around him as they discharge continuously into the ground. You rest the rifle on your shoulder and shrug.

Been reading this thread for the whole day. Awesome, totally awesome, with blood sprinkles and alien strangeness on top.
Is it possible to join the standby/wait list yet? (not sure if the '5 on active duty, 5 on standby' rule still applies)
Make yourself a character and submit me a sheet. After that you're considered on the ship and free to screw around while you wait for the next mission to start like Mino and the rest have been doing. Feel free to do pretty much anything you want to customize your gear like Milno as well.

((I meant more "can insane robot doctors do anything with what's left of their brains," not "Can I revive them as normal humans right now?" I know they need the brain, but I'm not sure how whole it needs to be, or how whole theirs are.))
Yeah, it's possible for them to save people if they're only kind of brain damaged, but Adrian's head is pudding and the NPC's brain is boiled so...yeah. If they caught a bit of shrapnel to the skull it might be salvageable but they're pretty much fucked, as they say in your profession.

Been reading this thread for the whole day. Awesome, totally awesome, with blood sprinkles and alien strangeness on top.
Is it possible to join the standby/wait list yet? (not sure if the '5 on active duty, 5 on standby' rule still applies)
((You can submit your sheet. There can be more than 5 people on standby, it seems.))
Yeah, we're just gonna go with a first come first serve volunteer system now since so many people want to play.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1374 on: April 21, 2012, 06:22:52 pm »

Elisaz continue to swagger along the battlefield, looking for signs of friendly life.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1375 on: April 21, 2012, 06:33:04 pm »

Elisaz continue to swagger along the battlefield, looking for signs of friendly life.
You look around. There are friendly men all around you, in various levels of alive, maimed and finely sliced. Each man is charging farther into the fray if he has the legs to do it, they seem unaware of the men around them, except as bleeding, screaming obstacles to jump over.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1376 on: April 21, 2012, 06:46:13 pm »

Wake up  :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1377 on: April 21, 2012, 06:49:01 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1378 on: April 21, 2012, 07:07:27 pm »

Violate the wounded men.

Follow them over the trenches, ready to face whatever comes Elisaz's way.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1379 on: April 21, 2012, 07:13:15 pm »

Milno decides to look for a friendly person among the crewmen. (friendly meaning willing to talk to him without hating it)
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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