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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3938427 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1155 on: April 19, 2012, 07:54:46 pm »

Poke wires. Try and figure out what would happen if I cut one.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1156 on: April 19, 2012, 07:55:28 pm »

Elisaz decides to recreate the Battle of Hexbarax.

((Why are Jim and Milno trying to murder each other?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1157 on: April 19, 2012, 07:58:24 pm »

((Because fighting against tin men much larger than him is Milno's hobby. Seriously, it is more about how long Milno can endure while smiling at each and every hit he receives.
Of course I can not discard a freak victory somehow.))
« Last Edit: April 19, 2012, 08:00:36 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1158 on: April 19, 2012, 08:02:25 pm »

((I FUCKING KNEW IT!))

Mason cleans himself off an analyzes the generator, making sure to check if its active, and if so, shutting it off.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1159 on: April 19, 2012, 08:09:37 pm »

(while smiling at each and every hit he receives.))
Great tactic in real life, really pisses off your sparring partner.
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« Reply #1160 on: April 19, 2012, 08:14:17 pm »

(while smiling at each and every hit he receives.))
Great tactic in real life, really pisses off your sparring partner.

((Definitely. They rage, thereby losing some control, giving you the upper hand if you've managed to remain cool-headed.

Me, I could never spar. I get too into it, forget its a game... I fight to maim or kill, which isn't usually a good idea when you're sparring with a friend. :| The only two times I'v sparred while holding back, my ex-girlfriend managed to kick my ass, and the other time, my friend stabbed a sword through the lower palm of my hand. lmao ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1161 on: April 19, 2012, 08:16:49 pm »

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((my friend stabbed a sword through the lower palm of my hand. lmao ))
((I'm gonna guess you weren't doing that when you got stabbed))
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« Reply #1162 on: April 19, 2012, 08:20:05 pm »

((my friend stabbed a sword through the lower palm of my hand. lmao ))
[/quote((I'm gonna guess you weren't doing that when you got stabbed))

((No, I was pissed as fuck, it was my friend Kyle's birthday and he brought out a longsword with a scabbard and a two-handed massive, serrated-edged sword not meant for actual combat. Of course, me and another friend love swords and decide to spar. I eventually feel bad for kicking his ass and agree to trade swords. I parry his blow but he hits me so hard that the blade sings down the edge of my longsword and shanks me right in the hand. I'm so damn lucky that handguard was there or It'd have been a much more grievous wound o_O We then proceeded to play Rock Band for the next few hours with about 15 people. Fun day.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1163 on: April 19, 2012, 08:21:45 pm »

((Yep, that sounds great))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1164 on: April 19, 2012, 08:25:14 pm »

((Yep, that sounds great))

((You obviously didn't see my mother's face when I got home that night with my hand wrapped in bloody bandages. hahaha))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1165 on: April 19, 2012, 08:27:45 pm »

((I'm guessing your not from the country, I about cut off my finger once and the response was "If you can't see the bone your fine"))
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« Reply #1166 on: April 19, 2012, 08:30:46 pm »

((I'm guessing your not from the country, I about cut off my finger once and the response was "If you can't see the bone your fine"))

((Nah, my mother's a farmgirl born & raised, came to America 30 years ago and build up her own Insurance business in New Jersey, and back in her hometown in Brasil. By farmgirl I mean horseriding, shotgun-toting, overall-wearing Brasilian from the middle of nowhere, lmao. I think she was more pissed I got home late than from the actual injury. A year before I had gone through a 2nd story window after slipping on some wet tile, and she didn't even blink, just told me to stop running by the balcony and went back to sipping coffee. xD))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1167 on: April 19, 2012, 08:31:17 pm »

Jim immediately grabs Milno's legs, stands, and applies a Boston crab.
Milno licks some of the blood dripping from his nose and grins (of course).
"Salty. I guess blood could have a better taste, but it is my blood after all."

Milno tries to revert and send Jim crashing face-first into the nearest hard surface with a throw.

If Jim is successful in his attack, slip and revert. Then ground suplex, with the same result of sending Jim face-first into the nearest hard surface.


You and your wrestling moves.  :P Whatever happened to a good, simple punch to the throat?

[Jim dex roll:1]
[Milno dex roll:1]
Both combatants jump up and charge at each other, each going for a different grab. They both miss each other completely and end up on either side of the ring feeling rather foolish.

Poke wires. Try and figure out what would happen if I cut one.
You look at the wires. [intuition roll:6+1] You get the feeling that cutting the wires will probably not do much of anything except free the panel.

Elisaz decides to recreate the Battle of Hexbarax.

((Why are Jim and Milno trying to murder each other?))
You select the Battle of Hexbarax

>Choose Armament (see  op armory)
((I FUCKING KNEW IT!))

Mason cleans himself off an analyzes the generator, making sure to check if its active, and if so, shutting it off.

You stand up a bit shakily and walk to the thing in the wreckage. Whatever it was, it's dead now. You pull the Field Manipulator from the body and look it over. It's on, but inactive without brain tissue to use. You don't see a way to turn it off without opening it up. It looks like an ordinary Field manipulator, you can't tell what kind.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Dear Dairy, I love a robot man.
« Reply #1168 on: April 19, 2012, 08:32:09 pm »

Cut em with the razor. Be careful not to touch the panel.
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« Reply #1169 on: April 19, 2012, 08:34:11 pm »

((WAIT. A field Manipulator, isn't that a more advanced Psychokinetic Amp on the list? If so, I can have it installed back on the ship!))

Mason stores the field manipulator for later study and leans in to analyze the charred clump of organic matter, wondering if the 'old man' was just another strange illusion, or if there's more to this than meets the eye, once again.

Turning around, he wonders if he can now communicate with the others.

"Hey, can any of you hear me? I think I broke... Whatever it is!"
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