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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3991378 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #405 on: April 10, 2012, 11:41:28 pm »

Milno:

Poke Faith.
"I think we'll need your transforming alien artifact right now."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #406 on: April 11, 2012, 04:35:20 am »

((This thing moves so fast...))


"Uh, yeah. Lemme see..."

Approach inscription. Form strange material into dodecahedron.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #407 on: April 11, 2012, 06:05:36 am »

Watch their (peripheral) backs, check the nearest other room while doing so.

"I'll be checking the other rooms. We're running out of time for our not-brain-dead colleague.

Who isn't going to die."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #408 on: April 11, 2012, 11:21:18 am »

Milno:

Poke Faith.
"I think we'll need your transforming alien artifact right now."
You step back into the elevator room and give Faith, who seems to be day dreaming, a good wack on the back of the helmet.
"I think we'll need your transforming alien artifact right now."

((This thing moves so fast...))


"Uh, yeah. Lemme see..."

Approach inscription. Form strange material into dodecahedron.
"Uh, yeah. Lemme see..."
You walk into the north room and find the floating plate. You dig the alien substance out of your bag and form it into a dodecahedron. Nothing in particular seems to happen.

Watch their (peripheral) backs, check the nearest other room while doing so.

"I'll be checking the other rooms. We're running out of time for our not-brain-dead colleague.

Who isn't going to die."

With jim slung on your back you walk back into the main room and glance into the west room. There's a plate hovering there as well, but this one appears to be hovering slightly lower and have holes in it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #409 on: April 11, 2012, 11:25:55 am »

((Can we have a map?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #410 on: April 11, 2012, 11:51:11 am »

Can't you guys go tribal and remove his head at the neck and stash it in a bag? That'd be much easier and leave less material to be destroyed than carrying a charred, gory torso around like Hellboy carrying the creepy dead Russian guy he brought back to life.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #411 on: April 11, 2012, 11:56:34 am »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #412 on: April 11, 2012, 12:05:09 pm »

Don't liste to Ehndras. >.> I mean, it's all right if a few bad rolls leave Jim as just a head being carried around, but until then you should use what's left to absorb as many bullets as possible.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #413 on: April 11, 2012, 12:06:48 pm »

Don't liste to Ehndras. >.> I mean, it's all right if a few bad rolls leave Jim as just a head being carried around, but until then you should use what's left to absorb as many bullets as possible.

Meat shield. You bastards! :P

And what if a bullet hits his brain? There goes all your effort. Rather than move slowly and NEED a meat-shield, I'd prefer to move much faster and not even need a gory shield.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #414 on: April 11, 2012, 12:11:12 pm »

You're not even on the current team, what do you care? XD Although it is a point that all the enemy guns so far have been the 'vaporize E'RYTHING' variety and the only bullet fired so far DID hit Jim and he wouldn't have been an effective shield against that one, either... >.>
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #415 on: April 11, 2012, 12:15:55 pm »

Crawl to a wall, melt metal over leg with 10 seconds of laser fire.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #416 on: April 11, 2012, 12:20:41 pm »

You're not even on the current team, what do you care? XD Although it is a point that all the enemy guns so far have been the 'vaporize E'RYTHING' variety and the only bullet fired so far DID hit Jim and he wouldn't have been an effective shield against that one, either... >.>

On one hand, I want you all to die so I can play. On the other hand, my honor dictates that I assist in everyone's survival.

Nonetheless, this is very entertaining to watch. :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #417 on: April 11, 2012, 12:21:44 pm »

Crawl to a wall, melt metal over leg with 10 seconds of laser fire.
This will be entertaining.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #418 on: April 11, 2012, 12:55:29 pm »

Crawl to a wall, melt metal over leg with 10 seconds of laser fire.
You crawl off the platform and drag yourself over to the nearest wall, lining your leg up against it before taking aim at the area just above. [Con.Wep roll:5+1] You adjust the diffraction on your hand laser and begin to fire, heating the wall slowly up through red,orange, yellow and white. The wall holds tough until suddenly sloughing off in a great blob and splattering all over most of your legs and lower torso. [Dex roll:4]You scoop handfuls of the rapidly hardening metal off your legs and out of under you, saving you from being completely cocooned, but not from having every joint in both legs beneath the hip harden into an immovable mass.

On the bright side, this metallic tomb works pretty well as a cast; Your leg still hurts like crazy but at least it won't go flopping everywhere.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Jim: Doomed.
« Reply #419 on: April 11, 2012, 02:19:13 pm »

Try to walk

((I took a painkiller, so it shouldn't hurt that much))
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