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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3990126 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2266 on: May 07, 2012, 05:09:43 pm »

Jim sits on Elisaz's back while he's flopping around and singing and puts him in a camel clutch.

(Just messing around until Caellath and Remalle get back to the ship.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2267 on: May 07, 2012, 05:14:51 pm »

Faith ponders whether Feyri is into that or will be murderously jealous when she finds out.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2268 on: May 07, 2012, 05:20:59 pm »

(Science!  I wish I had a shovel, though.)

Dig up soil from the clearing with the razor.  Make a nice little patch of soil away from the clearing itself, place a rock or a stick or something in the middle, and stand on it.
You turn the razor on and attempt to use it as a trowel. The ground more explodes then anything but you're able to get a bit of dirt and carry it away into the field. You tear up the grass and pour the dirt onto the freshly cleared earth before dropping a stone onto your transported dirt and then sticking your foot on it. Nothing happens.

Sing this.
Jim sits on Elisaz's back while he's flopping around and singing and puts him in a camel clutch.

(Just messing around until Caellath and Remalle get back to the ship.)

Elizas attempts to sing about the soviet union as he is being manhandled by a Cyborg. The experience is thoroughly odd and unique to all involved.

Faith ponders whether Feyri is into that or will be murderously jealous when she finds out.
You come to the conclusion that it will no doubt be amusing either way.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2269 on: May 07, 2012, 05:22:04 pm »

"Good god man, only one mission and you're already messing around with someone else? And I know you're lonely here, but really? Him?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2270 on: May 07, 2012, 05:25:10 pm »

"Oh, like Jim is being the strange one here."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2271 on: May 07, 2012, 05:28:35 pm »

Milno buzzes to the shuttle in time to watch the awkward scene.
"Oh...Well...Nevermind. We can leave this place already."
Get back the razor from Mesk and enter the shuttle. The one without the bomb.

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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2272 on: May 07, 2012, 05:30:59 pm »

Jim continues to wrestle with Elisaz, confident in the knowledge that while the weirdo may screw tigers against their will, Jim has nothing to touch inappropriately.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2273 on: May 07, 2012, 05:33:48 pm »

Wrestle/fondle Jim.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2274 on: May 07, 2012, 05:36:50 pm »

Check the suit for a built in camera. Milno has some competition now.
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« Reply #2275 on: May 07, 2012, 05:40:24 pm »

Check the suit for a built in camera. Milno has some competition now.
((It is not me who has competition...It is Feyri.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2276 on: May 07, 2012, 05:45:27 pm »

((I say we start shipping Milno regardless. He's a natural tsundere! :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2277 on: May 07, 2012, 05:48:23 pm »

(( My OTP: Elizas x Sentient Life))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2278 on: May 07, 2012, 05:49:28 pm »

((Oddly enough, that may actually be an even split from Nonsentient Life, Sentient Nonlife, and Nonsentient Nonlife.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2279 on: May 07, 2012, 05:49:47 pm »

Milno buzzes to the shuttle in time to watch the awkward scene.
"Oh...Well...Nevermind. We can leave this place already."
Get back the razor from Mesk and enter the shuttle. The one without the bomb.

You fly on back to the shuttle and take a seat inside, twiddling your thumbs.

Jim continues to wrestle with Elisaz, confident in the knowledge that while the weirdo may screw tigers against their will, Jim has nothing to touch inappropriately.
Wrestle/fondle Jim.
Check the suit for a built in camera. Milno has some competition now.
Jim and Elizas continue to wrestle, though Elizas seems to have something else in mind considering where he's attempting to grab. Thomas keeps his faceplate camera trained on the struggling duo.
"Steve, if you ever watch through this, it is my last and deepest wish that this footage be broadcast for all to see."
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