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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3989993 times)

PyroDesu

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2250 on: May 07, 2012, 02:51:15 pm »

I just caught up on both threads, and I must say: This is insane, random, and completely hilarious. I'm joining for sure, although someone may need to drag me out of the VR machine to do missions.

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« Last Edit: June 09, 2012, 12:58:43 am by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2251 on: May 07, 2012, 02:54:55 pm »

Return to June & Co, see if any have salvageable brains.
((June's is not salvageable. I hit her face dead-on with a hypersonic slug. It is a little hard for a brain to survive one of those.))
((That's what I'm thinking, and her buddies have supposedly been rotting there a full day, but it couldn't hurt to double check.

Unless it does, but I'm at least on good terms with the psychic.))
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2252 on: May 07, 2012, 02:58:32 pm »

((@PyroDesu: Just start faffing about on the ship thread after the GM recognizes your existence. The Paracelsus Sword in getting small for so much criminals. Also, avoid Elisaz, although you have nothing to fear from Faith unless you happen to be a child in short pants.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2253 on: May 07, 2012, 03:05:53 pm »

"Well, I was walking through some of your memories. My turn."
Milno puts Jim outside and positions himself where he was.
You and jim switch places, you planting your butt firmly in the center of the clearing and him standing around on the outside.

I just caught up on both threads, and I must say: This is insane, random, and completely hilarious. I'm joining for sure, although someone may need to drag me out of the VR machine to do missions.

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Got it. Have at it.

((You're probably remembering June having one. Speaking of which, I should probably double check on that.))


Return to June & Co, see if any have salvageable brains.
You walk aaaaaall the way back out to check on the corpses that were laying near june when you found her. Yeah, they're in rigor already. Not much to do here.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2254 on: May 07, 2012, 03:08:07 pm »

Back to the shuttle then. I guess examine the plant life more closely on the way there.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2255 on: May 07, 2012, 03:13:59 pm »

Jim steps into the clearing.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2256 on: May 07, 2012, 03:30:51 pm »

Head to the clearing with Milno and Jim.
"Hey Milno, can I borrow a razor?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2257 on: May 07, 2012, 04:04:29 pm »

Back to the shuttle then. I guess examine the plant life more closely on the way there.
You walk back toward the shuttle, taking the time to examine the plants as you go. The trees and grasses are very similar to ones on earth...well, so far as you know, you've never been there. But they look like the pictures you've seen.

Jim steps into the clearing.
You step into the clearing. Nothing seems to happen. Weird.

Head to the clearing with Milno and Jim.
"Hey Milno, can I borrow a razor?"
You walk up to where Jim and Milno are playing around in the dirt and ask milno for a razor.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2258 on: May 07, 2012, 04:06:19 pm »

"Well, as nothing happened, I guess my mind is hollow. Here, you can borrow it."
Milno lends one of his razors and follows Mesk to see what he is up to. Before that he gets some of the clearing's soil.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2259 on: May 07, 2012, 04:12:22 pm »

"Hurry up. We do have a nuclear bomb counting down, you know." Jim headed back to the ship after delivering the warning.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2260 on: May 07, 2012, 04:34:13 pm »

Sing tribal ritual songs while flopping around.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2261 on: May 07, 2012, 04:38:01 pm »

Thomas headed back to the ship.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2262 on: May 07, 2012, 04:51:27 pm »

"Well, as nothing happened, I guess my mind is hollow. Here, you can borrow it."
Milno lends one of his razors and follows Mesk to see what he is up to. Before that he gets some of the clearing's soil.
You scoop up a bit of the soil before tossing a razor to Mesk and following him to see exactly what he wants to do with it.

"Hurry up. We do have a nuclear bomb counting down, you know." Jim headed back to the ship after delivering the warning.
Thomas headed back to the ship.
Sing tribal ritual songs while flopping around.
Jim and Thomas walk back to the ship and are greeted by Elizas flopping around on the ground, hooting and grunting and baying and otherwise making a primal racket as he does. They suppress the urge to leave the ship again.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2263 on: May 07, 2012, 04:52:41 pm »

(Science!  I wish I had a shovel, though.)

Dig up soil from the clearing with the razor.  Make a nice little patch of soil away from the clearing itself, place a rock or a stick or something in the middle, and stand on it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Less molestery. A lot less molestery.
« Reply #2264 on: May 07, 2012, 04:57:36 pm »

((Probably should have requested help. Jim's a robot and Milno has a badger claw.))
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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