Poke the thing with a stick to make sure it's safe.
Carefully bring the thing back to ship. Do not bring the pieces close to each other while doing so.
If I can find a microscope (or with my cameyes if they're good enough) look at the thing. Just out of curiosity.
Give it to the science guys and tell them what the thing did and that they should try reconnecting the two pieces.
The thing looks sorta..flaky or scaly and fragile. Like the crust of some baked good but made of unknown stonelike materials.
You bring it back to the ship and give it to the science guys.
More beatboxing, I suppose.
I imagine it's hard for dragons to beat box. No lips and all.
"OH SHIT! Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, why did I take that job!"
Look for anything else to grab, and grab it. If that fails, use my amp to make a thin force floor about half a meter below me. If that fails, hope I land on something squishy and soft.
[dex:4]
You get your other hand on the tooth and tighten your grip.
[str:4]
You just barely manage to drag yourself back up onto the tooth and wrap yourself around it like a cat trapped on a tree branch.
bored kitty be bored. Still waiting at the entry area and making sure it didn't close up behind the team.
Yeah, when the inevitable flesh reavers come in and start slaughtering, I'm sure you're gonna be the backup the team desperately needs.
"OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT A 90 POUND CAT GIRL! RUN AWAY!"
Then again, maybe you can disarm them with your cuteness.
Gorat begins raising his laser rifle, then shakes his head and lowers it again. "Okay, I have a strange spike thing here in this crater, crackling with energy it seems. Strange thing, it seems to do nothing right now other than exist. Doesn't react to rocks, doesn't react to temperature change, doesn't implant suicidal thoughts in my head or give me headaches, ground around it is normal. Admittedly haven't tried to touch it or laser it, but I'm also not eager to try those. Perhaps it could be transport on-ship for research if excavated, but I don't have the tools for that."
Message to the team.
Did someone say excavate?
Sprint over, excavate Gorat's anomaly.
I'm being useful.
You sprint over and start smashing away with your pick ax like a mad man.
"I'M FINALLY HELPING!"
You get it excavated without issue and transport it back to the ship, extremely happy with yourself.
Head on over to the beatboxing abomination and dance to the beat!
((Damn, ok. I wonder if the Doctor would modify my body so that it has the necessary nutrients/chemicals/material needed for synthflesh to heal...hmm.))
Message the good Doctor asking the above, in between bouts of dancing.
Not possible.
You dance the dance of sadness and regret. Otherwise known as the Charleston.
I dunno. Teach the wall morse. Or be a lawyer. Something entertaining while Morul is falling down a pit full of teeth.
Well, we do need a new bureaucrat. Ours wandered off.
How do you feel about writing apology notes in bulk?
((Gonna do a bigger post later to help organize the RU spending, just need to get in a turn in case PW posts early today.))
Start going around the complex, noting down both the easily defendable areas (a lot of cover, chokepoints, ...), and places where we are particularly vulnerable. Note them down on the map.
Well, the area around the base and such is pretty much completely flat. Nothing defensible around here, at least naturally. And really, considering the fact that they'll have ships and such, such things don't mean as much. Though, we can MAKE them mean something by forcing them to come through certain areas. The flat ground is surrounded by low, rounded hills and mountains; the entire base and ship is basically in an ancient crater or basin. Those mountains could prove useful.
Yes, your greatness!
Help the recovery effort by moving dangerous things around.
Well, nothing to do that with yet. Unless you just feel like twirling spend fuel rods like a baton for fun.
Any other anomalies? If not, head back to the sword to start up Tinker. Once in Tinker, take the outside off both rifles and put them both in the same body (gauss above the laser). Put the intensity/diffusion dials for the laser on the side and leave room for both ammo ports.
So basically you want the same thing, but in a single body, rather then a laser rifle with a gauss rifle slung under it?
Well, here are my ideas for arming the boarding party. Or those without Avatars of War...
1. Suit of MilnoPlate ((I can't find the exact link, but I think you know what I'm talking about.))
2. Exoskeleton
3. A shield made of 4-inch thick battle plate ((For melee types))
4. Mono-sword ((or ranged equivalent, this is specifically for me though))
As long as the budget extends this far, and is for specific personnel.
Well, milno plate would be about 10 for each set. Shield would be about the same. Exoskeletons about 5 and monoswords about that too.