Oh, I thought the rockets were already securely tied together. Okay, let's see, here's what I'm thinking.
(Sorry for the crappy drawings but I hope they help get my point across.)
I'm assuming the rockets look something like that individually:
Yes. That's supposed to be a rocket.
The rockets should have an inch or two of shielding. If so, I can cut small grooves into them with the monoatomic razor to fit the wires. Either like this for plan A:
Yes. The black rings are supposed to be grooves with a depth (if all goes well) between one and two times the diameter of the wire or less if the shielding is shallower or the wire is thicker than I imagine it. There should of course be more grooves if the rocket is longer.
Or like this if I go with plan B:
Then I would prefer to be tied to the back of the rockets if the wires can handle it (plan A), so that I can better control it. (Although that would mean that if the rocket is seriously off course it would be harder to turn it and once I activate the rockets I wouldn't be able to shut them down since the electronics are probably not fire resistant enough to be taken with me in the back.) Something like this:
It's not to scale. The thing I'm holding (Yes. The stick figure is supposed to be Flint. Jack and the net are tied on to me somewhere.) is supposed to be the fire extinguisher (Jack is supposed to be holding the other one). Hopefully I'll be a bit further away than in the drawing so that I won't get burned (my suit can handle the heat of exhaust fumes right?).
By tying the rockets this way I can be sure that they will not fall apart (as long as the wires hold, so perhaps I should braid them if I find them lacking), since my own inertia will be tightening the ropes. Cross section:
Notice how the red wires get pulled by me (they go down and are tied to me after reaching the center). The red wires are like nooses, tightening the more they are pulled. The green wires act more like rests for levers, tightening the red wire that holds the rockets together. I should be able to tie these things so that they have a lot of tension if I use the strength of my exosuit. (Of course the rockets will be as close to each other as possible. I just did that as an illustration of the idea.)
Else I can be tied at the top of the rockets (plan B). Like this:
I will construct a net as large as possible within a reasonable time. Then I will take all the wire I have left and cut it into five parts. Each part will be tied around a sturdy looking part of my exosuit on one end and on the net in the other end, probably around several pieces of wire and/or hull so that it won't get cut when Miyamoto slams into the net (too bad we don't have any bungee cord). The net will be carried by me undeployed. The net should be something like this:
The dark rectangular things are pieces of the hull, because I thought it would be easier to do the net this way than simply tie it together. If it's easier to tie it together we can do that instead of taking pieces of the hull.
Finally I will launch the missile on the right direction. In flight I will try to match Miyamoto's speed and trajectory as closely as possible. When Miyamoto is close I will either deactivate the rockets (or failing that simply cut the wires holding me or jump off of it) and throw the net towards Miyamoto's predicted position as strongly as I can. Inertia should help deploy it. (Like
casting a fishing net [INSERT FISHING FOR SPACE ROBOTS JOKE HERE]). Miyamoto then will hopefully catch the net and pull us with him. If we have time (and are still conscious) we will go to Miyamoto and hold on to him. Else Miyamoto will have to drag the net with him. Assuming everything went well, we are now rescued.
These of course assume we have plenty of time, so maybe some corners need to be cut.
Edit: And if Miyamoto misses maybe Jim can pull us by seeing us through Miyamoto's cameras. (Or does it not work like that?)
((Edit2: I hope Miyamoto has turned off his kinetic amps, else we're in for a (0.5*mass*(relative velocity)^2)^2 hit if he positions his hands the wrong way.))
((Any thoughts about why this will fail horribly?))