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Author Topic: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?  (Read 3230 times)

tahujdt

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200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« on: April 01, 2012, 02:32:40 pm »
April fool! I bet you went into this thinking +1 paranoia. No, I know how that works.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 02:34:48 pm »
So then what's the point of this thread?
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 02:39:58 pm »
The point is an April Fool joke. I read a thread asking if anyone had tried an AFjoke.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 02:53:19 pm »
So I found this adamantine sword. What do?
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 03:00:51 pm »
"Haha you thought I was a fool."

      . o O ( Not until I read the actual post )
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 03:13:17 pm »
Welp, "fool" is right.  Congrats on that bit of reputation.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 04:17:40 pm »
Ouch, I almost feel bad for the OP.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 05:02:44 pm »
I thought it was funny.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 06:45:12 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 01, 2012, 05:02:44 pm
I thought it was funny.

Me too. I got all pissed and was rushing in here to holler. Damn.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 06:58:55 pm »
Darn. Came diving in here eager to read the "paranoia" retorts.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 07:03:41 pm »
What if ... the Vampire IS a ranger. >.>


Is possible ... kills animals, and or kill enemies in defense of their kingdom. Now if I only I could find one.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 07:30:56 pm »
It IS possible, as a vamp in adventure mode, to slake your red thirst on animal blood.....
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 08:25:11 pm »
Maybe he's a "vegetarian" vampire a la Twilight. Does he sparkle?
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 08:38:26 pm »
Quote from: Bilanthri on April 01, 2012, 08:25:11 pm
Maybe he's a "vegetarian" vampire a la Twilight. Does he sparkle?

There is only one sparkly Twilight, and that pasty, shirtless travesty ain't it.
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Re: 200+ kills and animal bone jewelry: Vampire?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 09:26:29 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 01, 2012, 08:38:26 pm
Quote from: Bilanthri on April 01, 2012, 08:25:11 pm
Maybe he's a "vegetarian" vampire a la Twilight. Does he sparkle?

There is only one sparkly Twilight, and that pasty, shirtless travesty ain't it.

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