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Author Topic: Anything - Game of Stuff  (Read 9441 times)

terkiey

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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2012, 06:11:07 pm »

NRDL

You see Cerapa about to go through the second door, after he just created a curious hole in the wall. You take this opportunity, not to explore but to throw some dirt at him. Well done.

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Cerapa

As you go through the second doorway, that stupid ugly one throws some dirt at you. You worry for his health.

Once you are into the second room, after hearing a dice roll, you see two paths, one where you would have to shimmy close to a wall to avoid protruding spikes from the other side of the corridor or the other, where it is too dark to see anything. Wut ya gonna do sonny boy.

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KILLFUCK

YOU ROLLED A FUCKING 6!

You get the stick ready, you pick the perfect moment to make a tactical aimed strike where you shove the stick up his asshole. You sick bastard. You shove it so far that your hand actually punches out of his stomach with your stick lost inside somewhere.

You stand with a Capra Demon writhing in pain on your forearm. What are you gonna do.

YOU FEEL AMAZING, TRY DOING SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.

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Spoiler: Player List (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Cerapa (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: KILLFUCK (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: P.S (click to show/hide)
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2012, 12:13:14 am »

Beat Cerapa with toy trumpet. 
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cerapa

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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2012, 02:52:42 am »

Beat Cerapa with toy trumpet.
If he actually hits me, then fire hand punch him.

Otherwise try to light up the dark corridor with a fireball.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2012, 07:02:29 am »

NRDL

You run up to Cerapa and beat him with the toy soldier. *Dice* You trip on your own feet and fall into his fire hand.. He then lifts you up by your head and punches you again... *Dice*

You have died...

You rolled a 1 and had - 1 because of dizzy, then Cerapa rolled a 6 with a fire hand... Really couldn't keep you alive...

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Cerapa

Just before you have time to decide which way to go, the stupid ugly one attacks you AGAIN! He runs toward you as you turn round and falls onto your burning hand... You put him out of his misery. That was easy.

You proceed attempt to light up the dark corridor with a fireball, but when you make a fireball, it just falls off your hand in a matter of seconds then disappears, so instead, you throw one in.*Dice* The entire corridor explodes revealing a giant humanoid of rock! The door closes behind you!

Go through the spike room, fight or something else?

Spoiler: Rock Man (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Cerapa (click to show/hide)

*DEAD* ~ NRDL

Spoiler: KILLFUCK (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: P.S (click to show/hide)
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2012, 07:52:38 am »

Good job there, NDRL. Good job. :P
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2012, 08:13:05 am »

Awesome, I just pissed off Malphite.

Blast that rock! Try to say hi first though. Gotta make sure it really is hostile first.

EDIT: Oh shit, I just realized, maybe I was sapping NDRLs luck? And with him gone, Im outta luck!
« Last Edit: April 04, 2012, 08:15:46 am by cerapa »
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2012, 08:44:09 am »

Asking to join, or at least add me to the waitlist.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2012, 11:06:53 am »

Cerapa

You talk to the beast, "Hi!" It smashes your face.

 You attempt to blast an igneous rock with fire, it unsurprisingly fails.*dice*dice*dice*

The rock creature uses it's ultimate, charging at you then blasting you into the air, you smash your head off the roof and land in his clutches, he is ready to finish you off, but he looks hesitant....

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*DEAD* ~ NRDL

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« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 10:42:12 am by terkiey »
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2012, 11:41:25 am »

I say: "I am your son!"

And then while its confused, I run into the corridor where it came from.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2012, 12:32:49 pm »

wow, I really have to be present then, my turn shouldn't be far...
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2012, 01:20:48 pm »

I'll put another turn up when KILLFUCK makes a move.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2012, 11:52:51 pm »

Huh.  Would it be okay if I get put on the waiting list? 

I really wanna kill Cerapa. 
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2012, 10:01:56 am »

Sure, still waiting on dat KILLFUCK.

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New guy, NRDL, pick a name. I might make a 6 man game next, you'll never know.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 10:03:53 am by terkiey »
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Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2012, 10:31:43 am »

IN again as NRDL. 
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Re: Anything - Game of Stuff
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2012, 12:23:18 pm »

In as Keff
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