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Savok

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Strange cook
« on: October 04, 2007, 10:00:00 am »
I haven't kept up with hauling as well as I should have lately and I've had many masterpiece plump helmet spawn meals rot in the kitchen.

My Professional cook doesn't care.

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Arkan15

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Re: Strange cook
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 02:15:00 pm »
Oh no. He cares. But he hasn't finished plotting yet.

Soon, all the pieces will be in place. When all of your legendary armorsmiths and military dwarves are on the bridge over the chasm, he will strike then, destroying the bridge and plunging their bodies into the depths. Then, he will stand at the edge, shouting things like "Your mother is stupid!" until the Chasm civilization, so enraged by his taunting, will emerge in an endless stream of chitinous bodies, flapping wings, and enormous fangs to destroy that who insults them so.

Then, he will flee to safety on the elf caravan.

There will be no survivors.

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IP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

Retales

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Re: Strange cook
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 03:03:00 pm »
Noice
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never forget to heed this advice
when it's items outdoors, no matter how small
remember remember to forbid them all.
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mickel

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Re: Strange cook
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 04:30:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Arkan15:
<STRONG>YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!</STRONG>

Ahh, the Doom comic. A true masterpiece. I like his attitude.

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