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[Phantom of The Library]

Yo, honey badger don't care about none of yo shenanigans.

In that case it woulds  probably be considered a god animal of combat. . . . . . . . Mortal Combat!
Toss rocks as it comes close and dodge its first attack. Spin and marry your spear with its spine.

Also alert the other members of your tribe so they can help! +1

+1

[Scelly9]

Butcher the Badger

[Mr. Palau]

Butcher the Badger

+1, wrap yourself in the hide of the badger to protect against further attacks and show off your kill. By wrap I mean cover the most of your body that you can with the hide of a badger.

[Scelly9]

*Karate chops your logic*
Your logic is now....
*Puts on glasses*
Unsound.
*Logic falls apart behind me*
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I've been writing too many scripts.

[Mr. Palau]

*Karate chops your logic*
Your logic is now....
*Puts on glasses*
Unsound.
*Logic falls apart behind me*
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I've been writing too many scripts.

What?

[Scelly9]

I have no idea

[Mr. Palau]

Butcher the Badger

+1, wrap yourself in the hide of the badger to protect against further attacks and show off your kill. By wrap I mean cover the most of your body that you can with the hide of a badger.

[allknowingdouche]actually, honey badgers are related closer to weasels than badgers, so you should have said weasel skin[/allknowingdouche]

It looks much more like a badger though, and looks pretty mean now that I see the wikipedia picture.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

A sash. Could we take the badgers intestines, empty them out, clean them, and use them as a sash? Intestines are waterproof and essentially never rot if cured properly.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Worth a try.

[Mr. Palau]

Cut up some nearby pants with your sharp rock and weave, or tie if we don't know how to weave, them together to make yourself a proper sash  !

[zomara0292]

Cut up some nearby pants with your sharp rock and weave, or tie if we don't know how to weave, them together to make yourself a proper sash  !

Plused

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Cut up some nearby pants with your sharp rock and weave, or tie if we don't know how to weave, them together to make yourself a proper sash  !

Do we know how to yet? Hm. What would be the simplest method of gaining clothing?... Wait a minute. They were eating a snake in the cave right? What did they do with the snake skin?

[Mr. Palau]

Cut up some nearby pants with your sharp rock and weave, or tie if we don't know how to weave, them together to make yourself a proper sash  !

Do we know how to yet? Hm. What would be the simplest method of gaining clothing?... Wait a minute. They were eating a snake in the cave right? What did they do with the snake skin?

If it's long enough to make a sash, lets do that, but try plants first if they know how to, which is likely since it is simple, if not make sash out of dead snake skin.

Also eventually we should go gather sticks and use our sharp rock to sharpen them so we can get some javelins as a good ranged weapons to hunt things with. Also if any one pissess us off...

[zomara0292]

Yata! We invented the belt.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Let's store our tool and spear across our backs. Do you guys want to head back and maybe try and make some footwraps out of the snake skin? I think that way we will be able to go longer distances. Or maybe we should look for a gourd, to hold water. Right after that we need to find a flint or obsidian. Knapping a simple tool is really easy (just a single edge blade the size of a razor) and if we find one stone about, there is bound to be others, so multiple tries until we get something useful. From there making a knife, then a lancehead, eventually should only be a leap.