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[miauw62]

So there i was, playin adventurer, when all of a sudden, bam, waterfall.
I'm all like wut. it was going into a major river, i think, no problem, i am an aquadate swimmer, i can cross this.
I accidently take one step too close to the edge, not realizing that i go in at my own.
BAM
PAIN
BLEEDING
DROWNING
NAUSEUS
UNCONCIOUS.
Oh, did i mention i got bumrushed by 3 alligators?
One fled, i managed to knock one unconcious, the last one ripped my foot off and ran off whit it.
Im going to cut all the legs from this last one.


EDIT:
OOOOOH!
THOSE BASTARDS CAME BACK!
Lets show them this.
One of them has a 'mortal wound' and is (i think) unconcious a bit further, the other one came back to me.

EDIT2:
Oh lol, a pike decided he wants to help me, so he jumped down and died :3

EDIT3:
I survived, and im heading to a town, i killed a dingo pack by throwing alligator tongues at them.

EDIT4:
The bogeymen got me.
FUUUUUUUUUU-

[Loud Whispers]

[ALT] move in rivers, you can't go wrong

[Putnam]

Even when ALT moving, you could still have problems with water pushing you.

[Leafsnail]

So I guess the lesson is don't fall off waterfalls?

[Putnam]

So I guess the lesson is don't fall off waterfalls?

The water pushes you

[Leafsnail]

Well yeah but you get out before it does?

[Putnam]

Well yeah but you get out before it does?

No, trust me, it pushes you hard if you're anywhere that the water isn't 7/7. Like, 2-3 tiles per step, all towards whatever's causing it to drain, usually a waterfall.

[RadHazard]

Yeah, you have to be careful anywhere near waterfalls.  The water at the edge is only 2/7 or 3/7, so it's not considered dangerous terrain and you don't have to Alt-Move there.  You'll walk right down into the riverbed and fall to your death that way if you're not careful.

I lost a pretty good adventurer wearing what may have been the only human-sized set of iron armor in existence that way

[miauw62]

Yeah, you have to be careful anywhere near waterfalls.  The water at the edge is only 2/7 or 3/7, so it's not considered dangerous terrain and you don't have to Alt-Move there.  You'll walk right down into the riverbed and fall to your death that way if you're not careful.

I lost a pretty good adventurer wearing what may have been the only human-sized set of iron armor in existence that way

Ye, i survived, but gott bashed somewhere, i already forgot xD
Was one nice adventure tough, a bit more exciting then your average adventurer.

[FortKiller]

Trying to cross rivers without drowning Human McMeatshield is usually what I'm worried about.

[miauw62]

Trying to cross rivers without drowning Human McMeatshield is usually what I'm worried about.

Ye, that too, but i was just making my way to my first fortress, so i didnt have anybody to worry about.

[Sinnyil]

Don't go chasing waterfalls.