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Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« on: March 31, 2012, 07:52:29 am »
I am a considerably well equipped necromancer, sent on a quest to kill a man called Nik Pearlday in the dungeon of the nearby city. I find Nik, and his introduction goes as such.

"I am Nik Pearlday! Slayer of Nik Pearlday [generic status of death.]. Murderer of Nik Pearlday [another]. Slayer of Nik Pearlday [another.]. Prepare to die!"

Wait.. So Nik Pearlday, killed himself thrice, then decided to hide out in the dungeon of a keep!? How has he slain himself three times!? What!? Also, that man was SKILLED with a crossbow, nearly killing me in one shot, but that's unrelated.
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2012, 07:59:54 am »
It's happened before, and no one has absolutely any idea how it happens.

Theory 1: Killed historical clone

Theory 2: Killed zombie werebeast clone

Theory 3: Killed self
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2012, 08:32:37 am »
Had a similar issue when a werebeast had apparently slain himself 6 times...
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 09:04:47 am »
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The easy part was killing myself.  The hard part was killing myself!  Ahahahahaa!
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 10:05:07 am »
Clearly he is a time traveler.
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 10:12:56 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 31, 2012, 09:04:47 am
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The easy part was killing myself.  The hard part was killing myself!  Ahahahahaa!
+100 Kestrel Points for you.
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 10:13:20 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 31, 2012, 07:59:54 am
It's happened before, and no one has absolutely any idea how it happens.

Theory 1: Killed historical clone

Theory 2: Killed zombie werebeast clone

Theory 3: Killed self

If I may offer...

Theory 4: There is a tiny coding issue with these speeches

(Yes I realize this isn't exactly a fun theory at first glance, until you think up the look on Toady's face when he stumbles across it)
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2012, 10:27:04 am »
Or... Maybe... He comes from an alternate dimension! On a quest to rid the multiverse of all other versions of himself!

Or he could be, you know, a bug. But that would be way less fun.
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Quote from: Plutocrat on December 04, 2011, 04:26:48 pm
because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
Quote from: Elf Lover on January 04, 2012, 03:32:55 pm
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 10:32:30 am »
A body part is severed and animated and then killed by the owner, perhaps? I don't know whether the NPCs would brag about that kind of kill, however...
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2012, 10:41:09 am »
Quote from: Kestrel on March 31, 2012, 10:12:56 am
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 31, 2012, 09:04:47 am
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The easy part was killing myself.  The hard part was killing myself!  Ahahahahaa!
+100 Kestrel Points for you.

the hell is it with kestrels now ? Are these a new meme ?
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 10:48:07 am »
Quote from: Naryar on March 31, 2012, 10:41:09 am
the hell is it with kestrels now ? Are these a new meme ?

C'mon Kes. C'mon then.
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Re: Nik Pearlday: How does this happen!?
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2012, 11:18:54 am »
Quote from: Awessum Possum on March 31, 2012, 10:27:04 am
Or... Maybe... He comes from an alternate dimension! On a quest to rid the multiverse of all other versions of himself!

Or he could be, you know, a bug. But that would be way less fun.

I am Yu-Law... (5 lines of exposition later...) I will be the One!
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