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martinuzz

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RL catsplosion
« on: March 30, 2012, 11:23:24 am »
Gods no. I just had 2 pregnant cats give birth to a grand total of 9 kittens.
What to do with them? Atomsmash? Magma? Plain old drowning? Cat meat roasts?
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 11:32:19 am »
Roasts.  That way you can !!PROFIT!!! off of them.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 11:53:07 am »
Turn your problem into proffit and sell the kitties whilst they're cute and cuddly!
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 12:34:06 pm »
I see no problem with roasting. If breeding chickens for soup is fine...
I mean let's look at the lesson we're giving our children here: killing things is ok unless they're adorable??
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 01:40:00 pm »
Quote from: Jelle on March 30, 2012, 11:53:07 am
Turn your problem into proffit and sell the kitties whilst they're cute and cuddly!
DON'T SPREAD THE DEATH
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 01:51:59 pm »
Sell them to elves.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 02:59:37 pm »
Chain them to your garage door to detect Kobold Thieves.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 04:32:18 pm »
It would be a waste to not eat all that meat. Roasts all the way.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 09:32:59 pm »
*Cat skull totems* !
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 10:04:10 pm »
Shove them in a small cage and wait for them to grow up. More meat that way.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 10:50:39 pm »
Quote from: Dr. D on March 30, 2012, 10:04:10 pm
Shove them in a small cage and wait for them to grow up. More meat that way.

Not if you count all the meat you have to feed them to get them to grow up.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 10:53:35 pm »
I usually stuff all my kittens in one cage around my doorway or in a hallway my fort and link it too a lever. If gobbos ever make it too far, BOOM! instant distraction. Then send in your military and take out those gobbos. Really, though, it really works, plus afterward, you get use all the dead cats glorious body parts. Simply amazing
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2012, 08:23:17 am »
Use them as rovers to map the sewers.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2012, 08:44:24 am »
Could you imagine the look on someone's face that was reading this thread, and had no idea of the in jokes?
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2012, 08:46:09 am »
Quote from: alexandertnt on March 31, 2012, 08:44:24 am
Could you imagine the look on someone's face that was reading this thread, and had no idea of the in jokes?

We were joking?
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