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Author Topic: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.  (Read 7350 times)

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War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« on: March 30, 2012, 01:22:42 am »

This beast just tore apart 3 trolls effortlessly, its only weakness is that it always has to sit in my yard eating bamboo, but in terms of its killing power it hits as hard as a truck.
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 01:26:41 am »

I disagree. I think it's weakness is its soft, squishy innards and precious bodily fluids.
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 01:54:25 am »

This beast just tore apart 3 trolls effortlessly

so it's just a below average axelord?
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 03:01:59 am »

I cheated and removed all grazer tags. Still, yeah, that is th only redeeming quality that elf caravans have. That and taking my xXpig tail fiber sockXx with them
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 08:54:52 am »

Too bad you can't give your war beasts armor like dragons have
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 09:02:01 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.

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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 09:03:55 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.
Ive killed one with marksdwarf spam but decided that was too cheap so I sent swordsmen. Even with only proficient shield skills they blocked all its flame attacks. Are dragons always this weak or are they just young? (world is 257 years old)
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 09:05:12 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.
Ive killed one with marksdwarf spam but decided that was too cheap so I sent swordsmen. Even with only proficient shield skills they blocked all its flame attacks. Are dragons always this weak or are they just young? (world is 257 years old)
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 09:06:51 am »

Well I killed 2 in a year and sent my world into the next age in doing so, are any likely to survive till old age in this world?
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 09:06:59 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.
Ive killed one with marksdwarf spam but decided that was too cheap so I sent swordsmen. Even with only proficient shield skills they blocked all its flame attacks. Are dragons always this weak or are they just young? (world is 257 years old)

Wouldnt that mean it was 1/4 size of a mature dragon? I thought they reached full size in 1000 years.
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 09:10:15 am »

I bought some gigantic pandas but all they did was suck and starve because I didn't have any bamboo, picky bastards. So I butchered them before they cacked and made them into bolts, so they're still serving in the military.
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 09:10:50 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.
Ive killed one with marksdwarf spam but decided that was too cheap so I sent swordsmen. Even with only proficient shield skills they blocked all its flame attacks. Are dragons always this weak or are they just young? (world is 257 years old)

Wouldnt that mean it was 1/4 size of a mature dragon? I thought they reached full size in 1000 years.

Probably 1/2 the size of a full grown dragon, if it got 200/300 years in pre-gen

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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 09:46:36 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.

Btw, it's called a tank.
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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2012, 09:51:47 am »

Pft, dragons don't need armour. You wouldn't give a cannon armour.

Btw, it's called a tank.

The one I visualized was not one meant to be shot at.

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Re: War Gigantic Panda - or why I turned into an elf lover.
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 09:54:44 am »

yeah, don't expose the dragon to any danger unles you gen a long history. Even then, don't.

Too bad they never brought me a Giant Desert Scorpion yet. I want one guarding the entrance to my fort, though I guess a GCS would work too.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 09:59:00 am by Garath »
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