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[borno]

Nothing Here

[Ahra]

like waraxe in the closest persons back? or what do ya mean?

ARGHEMBARGLE

[Maxinum McDreich]

Woah!
Sorry about that. Different timezones don't help!

Learn skill: Drain health on touch.

It's a useful skill, but a problem in bed. :3

[Caellath]

Learn skill: Drain health on touch.

It's a useful skill, but a problem in bed. :3

Pedobear approves this skill.

Spoiler: Stamp! (click to show/hide)

[lopocozo]

What does my Helmet of hate do?

[Caellath]

How about my Ice Cream Truck? I know it is great to shield me from harm and run people over with it, though.

[Maxinum McDreich]

I am quite curious as to what my Skeletal Body does

[borno]

Sorry, was asleep, updating turn now.

And your action poses a very difficult problem onto me, Maxinum, But I think I have it sorted out.

[borno]

1 casualty already...
Tell me if I've missed anything out, because I get a nagging feeling I have...

[borno]

Sorry for triple posting, but this thing doesn't seem to work...
Turn 1, In which there is HUGGING, POISONED LOLI'S, DOUBLE BLINDNESS and demons.

Dayla slings a rock from his pouch at [1] Ark Varen. [4+1=5] [4+1=5] The stone hits him square on his shield, knocking him backwards a bit but failing to do much else.

Jace [1] looks around, but fails to see anything. With a start, he realizes he gone blind! (-1 to attacks)

Felicia  [5] sneaks around [5] Jace, [6+1=7!] [4+1=5] [-2 HP] The shot was perfectly aimed, but Jace’s armour absorbed most of the impact of the otherwise fatal hit.

Pedobear [2] Fails in getting the engine working.

Nixus attacks the pedobear! [1] [3] Nixus misses, leaving himself slightly over-extended. Any ordinary human would have missed this, but the pedobear is no ordinary human! He gets out of his truck and charges Nixus! [4] [5] The pedobear ruthlessly gives Nixus a hug! Nixus gets out of its grasp, and then throws his brass pendant at the ice cream trucks wheels, [4] getting it lodged firmly in the wheel!(-1 to attack until removed!)
(Brass pendant lost)
   
Death [4+1=5] makes quite a lot of progress on his new skill. [5/10]

Aeurlus goes behind [6] pedobear, and [6] sneaks silently behind him. In fact, he even went so far as to apply camouflage! [5+1+2=8] [2-1=1 Oh no…][-8 HP] He executes the move perfectly, chopping pedobear in twain! Searching the ice-cream truck, Aeurlus finds [1] nothing. Absolutely nothing. Except that loli over there. In a bout of stupidity He eats the loli! Immediately afterwards he feels sick to the stomach. Everybody knows you shouldn’t eat pedobear’s  loli’s, because he poisons them so that no-one else can eat them!


Ark [3] Sneaks into surroundings, avoiding notice. Yup, that’s a 3 for you. (Get a 1- to people attacking you. No bonus in attacking, though.) He then [2-1=1] starts looking around, but then gets a vision of an alternate dimension where he took his cuirass of and threw it into the sky. Wondering what would happen if he messed up the time space-continuum; he takes his cuirass off and throws it into the sky. [1-1=0] Suddenly everything distorts, and [4=Enemy spawn!] [4] [6] Six tough-looking figures suddenly appear.
(Iron cuirass lost)

Event roll: [2=Minor annoyance] [6]vs[2] [6] [5] [4] [5] [6] [2] Suddenly the wind picks up, and the sand blows into Ark’s, Nixus’, Death’s, Jace’s, Pedobear’s And Dalya’s Eyes! (50% chance of a -1 to attack rolls.)

Spoiler: AgentOrangeSoda (click to show/hide)

 Name: Dalya Batdahvid
Gender: Female
Items: Manna, Cloth Dress, Sandals
Weapons: Shortsword, Pouch of Rocks
Enchanted Item: Blessed Sling
Health: 5/5

[spoiler=Ahra] Name: Aeurlus gaer
Currently:
Status: Poisoned! 50% chance of losing 1 HP for 5 turns. Warning: Poison can kill.
Gender: Male
Items: Bronze chestplate, cestus, leather pants
Weapons: Shortsword (need another weapon)
Enchanted item:
Health:(Starts at 5/5)

[spoiler=lopocozo] Name: Jace Huron
Currently: Being DOUBLE BLINDED!
Status: Sand in eyes: 50% chance of getting a 1- to attacking rolls. Half-blind: 1- to all attacking roles.
Gender: Male
Items: Crude cloth pants, Leather boots, Cloth shirt.
Weapons: 2 one-handed Sickles.
Enchanted item: [1][-5 HP] [71][6] [1][-5HP] [9] [6] [5] [-1 health] [9] [6] [2] [-4 HP] You have killed yourself! You can switch it off for a turn, If you like.]Helmet of hate
Health:5/5 spoiler]

[Spoiler=Maxinum McDreich] Name: Death
Currently:
Status: Sand in eyes: 50% chance of getting a 1- to attacking rolls.
Gender: Male
Items: Black Cloak. Second layer Black Cloak. Third layer Black Cloak.
Weapons: Two handed Scythe of Death! Cutting Knife.
Enchanted Item: Skeletal Body!
Health:5/5

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

 Name: Nixus Julius
Currently:  Gettin’ hugs
Status: Sand in eyes: 50% chance of getting a 1- to attacking rolls.
Gender: Male
Items:  1 piece of string, one copper bracelet
Weapons: Gladius and Round shield
Enchanted item:  Helmet of dominate lesser mind
Health:5/5

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Name: Ark Varen
Currently:  Summoning paradoxical demons
Status: Hiding: 1+ to dodge, Sand in eyes: 50% chance of getting a 1- to attacking rolls.
 Gender: Male
Items: White Cloak, Iron leggings
Weapons: Broadsword, Heater shield
Enchanted item: Six-winged amulet
Health:5/5

Spoiler: Caellath (click to show/hide)

Name: Pedobear
Currently: Dead
Status: Sand in eyes: 50% chance of getting a 1- to attacking rolls. Dead: -3 to all rolls.
Gender: Male
Items: Lollipop, Ice cream and resilient rope.
Enchanted item:Ice Cream Truck
Weapons: Baseball bat, water gun.
Health:(Starts at 5/5)

[Caellath]

How do you determine who is close to who, by the way?
Uh...And why would I care about the sand if I am dead? And what is that -3 to all rolls? Jesus, I need a manual.

Edit:Ok then. Uh...I guess the truck seems kinda frail.


Ressurrect and fix myself like a bawss. Or try to, at the very least.

[borno]

Well, you could roll to come back to life...
And for now I'll just say that everyone is close to each other, but I'll incorporate it into next turn.

[Ahra]

Sneak attack one of newcommers, I ate an poisoned Loli? THATS WHAT PEDOBEAR DOES??!!

[Caellath]

Sneak attack one of newcommers, I ate an poisoned Loli? THATS WHAT PEDOBEAR DOES??!!

Congratz, you are a pedo too now. Prepare to be stalked by the POLICEMEN.
Edit: I'm still trying to understand some things, like my penalty to dodging/defending. I mean, if I'm inside the truck and I get +1 def so that means I just...Get a normal defense?

[borno]

Sneak attack one of newcommers, I ate an poisoned Loli? THATS WHAT PEDOBEAR DOES??!!

Congratz, you are a pedo too now. Prepare to be stalked by the POLICEMEN.
Edit: I'm still trying to understand some things, like my penalty to dodging/defending. I mean, if I'm inside the truck and I get +1 def so that means I just...Get a normal defense?

It's when you are driving the truck. If you are just in the truck, people can come  in and get you without a bonus. I should of mentioned this, but the penalty was because he hid so well.