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Author Topic: Steampunk Metal Elemental!- Mine for reboot  (Read 38557 times)

Furtuka

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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Making the post happen~
« Reply #210 on: June 01, 2012, 03:16:09 pm »

Mine for compassion
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Making the post happen~
« Reply #211 on: June 08, 2012, 02:10:24 pm »

You sighed and decided to forget about it. After all, there was nothing you could gain from angering her.

And, okay, maybe the little spider was kind of cute.  You still didn't trust the little arachnid. Obviously, it had taken over Tara's mind somehow.

Ah, who the hell were you kidding.
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You traveled down that road for days, eternally doomed to boredom, or so it would seem. Tara was too focused on decoding the spider and the salvaged parts to talk much. Fortunately, you did gain an unexpected burst of fun when... you...

Well, you'll see, readers.

It happened on a quiet morning (that is, soon after you woke up), on the fourth day after fighting the spider-machine. The caverns were narrow and Tara was as distracted as ever. With the road flat and straight, you started to drift away...

...stepped on a particular rock....

...and nearly stumbled to the ground in your shock.

In fact, it was so shocking you were rendered speechless. It took a moment for Tara to realize that you had stopped grumbling, and she turned to you, raising an eyebrow. “What in earth is it?”

You replied quickly and breathlessly, “There's native aluminum inches below my feet.” Tara's eyes widened, considering the implications.

“This tunnel was built by miners, and it was made a long time ago,” she reasonably pointed out. “How would they miss something as big as native aluminum? Before we learned how to separate aluminum from bauxite, that stuff was more expensive than gold.”

You just grinned sheepishly. “Don't ask me, I'm as scandalized as you are. Missing something that big is an insult to miners everywhere, even for humans. Sad that we only got here when it's hardly worth anything special.”

Tara smiled a bit. “Do you even want it, Ironhead?”

“Of course, Cog. Then you can't call me Iron anymore.”

“Damn you!”

Within short order, it was yours...and more than that, it was part of you. You experimented a bit with your newer, lighter, and shinier body, grinning all the while. Tara just smiled and leaned against the wall.
Obtained Aluminum Skin!
((Possibly continued. Dunno.))
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Making the post happen~
« Reply #212 on: June 08, 2012, 02:17:44 pm »

Mine for cheat codes to unlock secret skins? :P
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Making the post happen~
« Reply #213 on: June 08, 2012, 03:48:31 pm »

You spent the next two days almost dancing along, easily speeding ahead of Tara and then grudgingly waiting for her to catch up. Your new body wasn't really harder or stronger, but it was certainly faster and that was much, much better. Your strength depended little on your makeup, and hardly anything could harm you, so speed was the only thing you could really improve. And how improved it was! You felt freer than you'd ever been.
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Time flied by when you were having fun, and so it was that you soon found the tunnel widening. Abruptly, it opened up. And before you was a massive, massive cavern. You could see open space for what must have been many, many miles around, and the ceiling was so high it might as well have not existed. Mushrooms grew freely on the floors and walls. In front of you was a small, dimly lit road, leading far off into the distance. Tara just grinned.

"We're almost there. Another day of travel and we'll be in sight. Let's go, shall we, metalhead?"

"Of course, Crank."

"Loud."

"Stupid."

"Old."

"Clumsy!"

Thus exchanging insults,the two of you walked down the road without a care in the world. You were interrupted some ways down, however...

You saw someone. A short person in a cloak, leading a small group of hardy cave sheep with the help of a black dog. The person held a traditional shepherd's hook in his hand, a long staff with a curve at one end that held a small bell- and was it made out of real wood?!? It seemed very familiar, even from this distance.

Tara blinked. "Who's that?"

You smiled a bit. "I can't say I've had to talk about shepherds in a while, but his hook looks very familiar."

"Mrm. Well, I'll never understand your mysteries. If you're saying you want to talk to him, go ahead, but I won't wait for you, you lousy hunk of metal. You can catch up on your own time." Indeed, he was pretty far off the road itself.
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Sheperd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #214 on: June 08, 2012, 04:09:11 pm »

Wave and try to get the shepherd's attention.
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Sheperd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #215 on: June 08, 2012, 04:45:17 pm »

Steampunk the shepard's staff from him?
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Shepherd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #216 on: June 08, 2012, 06:31:54 pm »

Mine for catching up with shephard.
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Re: Steampunk Metal Elemental- Don't know Much About Theology
« Reply #217 on: June 08, 2012, 08:26:11 pm »

((OMG, we've had four different spellings of 'shepherd'. XD))

Smiling, you shook your head. "I can stand to be away from you a little while. Besides, it might just be an old friend...of a sort."

Thoroughly mystified but still with enough presence to look hurt, Tara stalked off, leaving you to talk to the shepherd yourself. Fortunately, he saw you easily enough. Remembering something, you raised your right arm up straight, waving it in a slow circle. The shepherd responded as you'd hoped: raising and lowering the staff.

Tara noticed this and raised an eyebrow whilst looking over her shoulder. "What was that about?"

"Tara, my life may have been uneventful, but it has been very, very long. I still remember a time when humans were not so used to these locales, though where they were displaced from, none would say. Back then, they feared people like me...but I learned a lot about them, nonetheless. In those days, a shepherd was someone to be respected. That was the way you greeted one you met on the road. I figured he'd know it. Seems I was right."

"How did you figure that?" Tara asked, now curious enough to stop and look at you.

"Today, there would be three reasons to be a shepherd. One, because you're an idealistic fool. While he may be idealistic, and may turn out to be rash and foolish, he is clearly good at what he does, so that seems unlikely. Two, because luck made it your best option. But this person is clearly not a desperate one, and his clothes are of relatively good quality. And he could certainly make a killing by selling that staff of his. Which leads us to the third reason: Tradition. It would explain why he held on to that thing. Not to mention that if his parents taught him, and their parents taught them, and so on, he could be very, very skilled quite easily. Plus, the other two make no sense. And if his ancestors passed down their knowledge through the generations..."

"...they would have passed down that greeting along with it," Tara finished, smiling. "You really do still have a brain after all those years."

"And I thought calling you your name earned me a few points..." you said, sighing in mock exasperation. Tara just winked at you and walked off, leaving you a tad confused, but happy enough nonetheless. Chuckling, you walked to the shepherd who had already crossed half the distance while you were talking.

"Well met, shepherd.  I am but a humble traveler. As divine will has brought us together, would you give my companion and I a prayer for our safety on this journey?"

She smiled and said, "I know a pagan prayer, actually. It's fresher in my mind, so I remember it better. I believe it was a prayer of the dark elves, but it seems fitting." Wait, she?

You merely raised an eyebrow and nodded. The old humans had also been quite religious to their 'one god', carrying a strong belief that they were 'a chosen people'. The experience of meeting the dark elves had been a strange one. Their own spirituality was centered around the worship of elements and their aspect: ergo, beings like yourself. Unlike the moral creed of humans, the religious creed of dark elves was one of personal self-betterment and skill. They had said that those who truly mastered an element or craft would be reborn as an embodiment of that thing, a great honor for any dark elf who accomplished it. Morality, though, came from other things.

"Let me hear it. After all, the lord said that hope is a holy thing no matter where it comes from, correct?"

The girl smiled and took off her hood, confirming that she was, in fact, a girl. Her large blue eyes looked into you, full of curiosity, and her blonde hair lay across her shoulders in neatly combed strands. Most strikingly, she looked like she was very, very young: eighteen years, you supposed. Perhaps one or two less.

"Correct. Anyways, here goes...

To the fellow pilgrim on the path to mastery, may your education be fruitful and your work be successful. By the good grace of the gods and masters, let it be that nothing and no one stop you on the road to perfection. May your skills stay sharp."

You smile and nod. "It is a nice prayer, I suppose. It's not just about safety, is it?"

She scowled and shook her head. "No! Bah, I am too young for all this theology. Especially when I have so many questions to ask you! I've never seen a real elemental before!" She looked you up and down, almost dancing about you in her excitement.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 08:40:17 pm by Twi »
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Shepherd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #218 on: June 08, 2012, 08:40:56 pm »

I'm sorry that this is lolwut random, but: Shape part of your body into some kind of musical instrument and start playing a tune.
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« Reply #219 on: June 08, 2012, 09:03:15 pm »

I'm sorry that this is lolwut random, but: Shape part of your body into some kind of musical instrument and start playing a tune.
That is indeed lolwut random. :P
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Shepherd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #220 on: June 08, 2012, 10:40:07 pm »

+1 to instrument
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Re: You are a STEAMPUNK METAL ELEMENTAL!- Shepherd! No, not that guy.
« Reply #221 on: June 08, 2012, 10:40:42 pm »

Mine for tun-amancy
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« Reply #222 on: June 09, 2012, 01:51:23 am »

Mine for lolwut random music.
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« Reply #224 on: June 10, 2012, 10:13:04 pm »

Look around for the elemental she was talking about.
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