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[Aklyon]

Invoke Thief, steal the bolts and the shop.

[Twi]

You start to do that and get stopped by lawninja's, for Invoking Thief's Trademarked Name Without Approval.
Or just stealing his technique.

[Aklyon]

I thought they'd died.

[Twi]

It is entirely possible that this is before that. Prequel-like!
OR maybe, mayyyybe, they're ghost law-ninjas.

[Aklyon]

Invoke Fighter, block the bolts from being in the way.

[Twi]

You block the bolts. Unfortunately, you seem to have forgotten the welds (to trench plates), screws, and rivets. It's a moot point, as the Mechanic is back anyways,and is not impressed by your 'thievery' attempt.

  She is totally not the Terraria mechanic at all!

...Yeah, on second thought, she's probably a twin or something.

Anyways, she is more interested in that crystal. You know, the light-enhancing one. "Hey! That's a focusing crystal! Where did you get that?"

[Furtuka]

"From a thing"

[Phantom of The Library]

We traversed the seven seas to reach the land of Geramina where upon we embarked upon an epic quest of epic proportions that was very epic and involved many horrible beasts, not to say the least Cerebus himself!  It was a hard journey and upon the way I lost many a great friend, Saraman, the wizard of our party met his end at the hands of a foul treant, Smith, our rogue, was killed by a magic user of some kind named Archeo, who called himself the chosen one, and I also lost my one true love, who I now dream of avenging her death by using this crystal that she gave me to create a saber of light as her great-great-great-grandfather, Ibo-Van-Groundpounder intended it to be created and used.  It will be a sophisticated weapon, unlike those clumsy pistols that most use.  I will take it and return to her land.  There I will forge a new republic with the blood of the bourgeois and the sweat of the commoner, there may come a day when that great republic falls, when the strength of it's people fails, but it will not. Be. This. DAY!

[Furtuka]

"I killed a flying eyeball thingy and it dropped this!"

[mcclay]

"I mined into a cave, killed a lot of hellhounds and mined thi from the crystals. It's pretty cool."

[Projeck37]

Tis' none of your FU--ING BUISNESS~!

[Twi]

You go into an epic speech about crossing oceans and facing great peril and yadda yadda yadda.

...By then, you realize that the Mechanic is laughing.

"That was a joke, right?"

 

[Projeck37]

"Of course it was, it was my really long version of saying 'NONE OF YER BUISNESS~!' "

[Scelly9]

"Of course it was, it was my really long version of saying 'NONE OF YER BUISNESS~!' "

Dis.

[Projeck37]

Or better yet, "April Fools!" (In spirit of today )