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[Rakushun]

The moral of the story is, never get romantically involved with a Dwarf.

[KodKod]

The question then arises: Have the dwarf spat out the tongue, or is he or she keeping it in their mouth or on their person like the grizzly trophy of some psychopathic murder killer?

[wierd]

Or is she perhaps even freakier, and *ate* said tongue?

[KodKod]

Or is she perhaps even freakier, and *ate* said tongue?

"A part of you will be inside of me forever, my love".

That sicko. Have them killed.

[Rakushun]

I found the tongue lying on the ground in a puddle of the goblin's vomit.

[Neyvn]

"It goes flying off in an arc" should answer that question... I am seeing slow motion Hair swishing 'beautiful man' for that one, but its the beard that moves around.

[MetalHead]

That is one serious game of Tonsil Hockey.

[white_darkness]

Okay, consuming your foes is an elvish habit.  That would require a purge.

[Catastrophic lolcats]

Hold up. Creatures have tongues now? Is this a recent addition or is this part of a mod?

[Rakushun]

Hold up. Creatures have tongues now? Is this a recent addition or is this part of a mod?

I'm playing vanilla, most recent version. Also, I can't wait to see the engravings and statues of this incident.

[Misterstone]

Dammit, this thread inspired me to try ripping off a piece of a plump helmet man in the arena and consuming it, but they aren't available in the arena :/

[Rakushun]

When you say something offensive and a dwarf says, "Bite your tongue," they mean it in a completely different way than a human would.

[Sus]

The moral of the story is, never get romantically involved with a Dwarf.

Damn, I was about to post the exact same thing, but you beat me to it. 

Oh, ICK. Imagine the soldier walking around with a bloody goblin tongue trophy hanging from her mouth.

So yeah, "no french kissing dwarves" is my new unofficial motto...

[Splint]

I had a speardorf do that to a goblin pikeman.

Dwarven Women: Violent in romance, in work, and in war. And in some cases they can be violent in all of them at once.

[nightwhips]

Can you cook the tongue? I hope?