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Tiruin

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #135 on: April 06, 2012, 04:10:31 am »

The Army shall thrive!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #136 on: April 06, 2012, 04:12:32 am »

if this wasnt the bay 12 forums you would be kicked out and pelted with tomatos and brussl sprouts
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #137 on: April 06, 2012, 04:31:18 am »

if this wasnt the bay 12 forums you would be kicked out and pelted with tomatos and brussl sprouts

...Nope.
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #138 on: April 06, 2012, 05:38:09 am »

if this wasnt the bay 12 forums you would be kicked out and pelted with tomatos and brussl sprouts

((I don't get this.))
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #139 on: April 06, 2012, 06:45:51 am »

Without moving from my position by the entrance, examine the walls, doors, pole, dogs, etc for clues.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #140 on: April 06, 2012, 07:56:17 am »

Throw my shoe at the pole to knock the keycard down.


If we get the card down, we can just bum rush the dogs- they can't kill all of us.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #141 on: April 06, 2012, 08:56:33 am »

Throw toaster somebody who isn't doing anything constructive at the pole, both knocking down the card and distracting the dogs.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 24]
« Reply #142 on: April 06, 2012, 11:24:19 am »

Tiruin looks at the chains. They are solid titanium and will not break. They have enough length to cover the width of the room with ease, but the legnth leaves enough space around the entrance and exit.

Kashyyk realises that there are no clues, although the pole is about a meter high and grabbing the keycard is easy assuming you aren't being consumed by dogs.

Toaster lacks a shoe.

Darvi grabs Kisame and tosses him to the dogs. One of them goes over to him and eats him. Ouch.

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #143 on: April 06, 2012, 11:33:03 am »

How tall are the dogs?
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #144 on: April 06, 2012, 11:42:00 am »

Well, in theory, the dogs will get full after eating a bunch of us.  Either we throw inactives at them till they get full and don't feel like mauling us, or we just all bum rush the keycard and open the door.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

Darvi

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #145 on: April 06, 2012, 11:43:48 am »

Grab an inactive as a meatshield and try to bumrush past the dogs, grabbing the card in the process. Oh, but only once there's enough of us doing so to actually have a chance for some of us to get through. Mook chivalry won't get us nowhere.

I suggest the rest does the same.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 11:51:02 am by Darvi »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #146 on: April 06, 2012, 12:05:17 pm »

Grab an inactive as a meatshield and try to bumrush past the dogs, grabbing the card in the process. Oh, but only once there's enough of us doing so to actually have a chance for some of us to get through. Mook chivalry won't get us nowhere.

I do this too.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #147 on: April 06, 2012, 12:13:24 pm »

Watch how that whole charge to death toward dogs that can apparently eat a whole man in seconds thing goes. If someone tries to use me as a shield, double fist club them in the head, gouge out their eyes and shove them in the general direction of the dogs.


Alternatively to you guys rushing at what are probably gonna be magic insta-death dogs, like that magic insta-death pit, four people could grab one person by the arms and legs, swing him back and forth to build up momentum then try and hurl him so that he can grab the card from off the top of the pole and land beyond the dogs. He'll get through and open the door. After that....eh.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 12:17:34 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #148 on: April 06, 2012, 12:19:46 pm »

Note to self, shove piecewise into the next pit of death.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #149 on: April 06, 2012, 12:24:22 pm »

Alternatively to you guys rushing at what are probably gonna be magic insta-death dogs, like that magic insta-death pit, four people could grab one person by the arms and legs, swing him back and forth to build up momentum then try and hurl him so that he can grab the card from off the top of the pole and land beyond the dogs. He'll get through and open the door. After that....eh.

We still have to get ten people into the next room.  How are we going to do that with that plan?


If you put an action in, you're not inactive- so why not join us in our glorious charge?
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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