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Author Topic: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 34]  (Read 30426 times)

ExKirby

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2012, 01:59:19 am »
King discovers that, while the keypad is large and on the floor (probably for demonstration purposes), one person could easily press the needed buttons alone

Azthor attempts corpse retrieval. He drags it away, but what good that does is beyond anyone's thought.

Toaster, borno, Tiruin and Azthor hammer in different numbers in turn. They all get electrocuted and ddropped through the keypad. There's a pit down there... corpse disposal.

Four more clones appear. You're sure that you've seen one of them before...

Spoiler: Player List (click to show/hide)

((Did you honestly think I was just going to give you the answer?))
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 02:02:41 am by ExKirby »
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2012, 02:12:12 am »
Grab the machinegunned corpse and use it to type out 64 on the keypad by hurling it from a safe distance.

Stand around and scream "Portal" and "The Cube" quotes in an attempt to meta my way out. 
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 03:13:49 am by piecewise »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2012, 02:26:11 am »
((I dragged that corpse for a reason; cut it up in pieces and throw the them to check for traps))
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2012, 03:08:43 am »
Eh, waitlist me.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 0]
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2012, 06:08:01 am »
Quote from: ExKirby on March 28, 2012, 04:17:12 pm
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Enter : 21 15 15 13. Use the dead body  to press the keys. Try not to drop it into the pit. ( Humans are bad electricity conductors.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 06:19:01 am by 10ebbor10 »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2012, 06:17:40 am »
((Don't you mean the only dead body? The four died and fell in the pit.))
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2012, 07:55:43 am »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on March 29, 2012, 06:08:01 am
Enter : 21 15 15 13. Use the dead body  to press the keys. Try not to drop it into the pit. ( Humans are bad electricity conductors.


If that doesn't work, and ebbor is still alive, I type 3 6 6 4 using the same method.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2012, 08:05:49 am »
I watch what happens to them. Then grab the nearest body and use them as a shield as I run to the exit. If I can use two dead bodies, tie them to my back, and crawl toward the exit, I will do that instead. If there are no bodies, Jump up and down like a rabbit until there is.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2012, 08:14:40 am »
DO WANT IN.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2012, 09:57:16 am »
Die horrifically.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 5]
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2012, 11:13:01 am »
Piece screams and shouts some incoherent gibberish. This has no effect whatsoever.

Ebbor hammers in the first four digits, but while he still resists the shock, the pit is still there to eat him. ((Don't even try to bypass these things with dead bodies. This is why I had the pit.))

Kashyyk also falls in the pit with his button pressing because he didn't see Ebbor die. Yes I am that much of an asshole.

IamanElf goes to the guns. Damn that is a horrific death.

Zomar grabs the corpse of Iaman and makes a madcap dash for the exit! Oh dear it is locked. The guns still keep firing and another corpse finds the floor.



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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 9]
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2012, 11:18:04 am »
Press 8635
Try the numbers top-to-bottom, not left-to-right.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 11:20:54 am by Scelly9 »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 9]
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2012, 11:19:55 am »
How big is that pit. I thought it was just the keypad, and not like everything else to.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 9]
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2012, 11:21:24 am »
Make sure other people are done first, and then press buttons randomly on the keypad and jump away before it activates.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 9]
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2012, 12:27:30 pm »
Do backflips onto random numbers and hope I don't die!
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