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Author Topic: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 34]  (Read 30422 times)

Toaster

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 0]
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 04:02:51 pm »

Read the inscriptions!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

TCM

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 0]
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 04:11:30 pm »

Begin rolling towards the exit.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 0]
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 04:17:12 pm »

Toaster reads the handily placed inscriptions. They read:

For emergencies
1785
2463
3138
5251

TCM rolls towards the exit. He finds that the door is surrounded by gun turrets-aimed at him! His corpse is now full of lead.

Tierkey appears from the entrance which shuts behind him again.

Spoiler: Player List (click to show/hide)
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Kashyyk

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2012, 04:19:16 pm »

Wait list me please
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zomara0292

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2012, 04:36:05 pm »

i am in.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2012, 04:45:56 pm »

Is the number pad a finger poking type, or do we have to work together and stand on the proper numbers while someone runs through to push a turret off switch?
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Azthor

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2012, 07:19:35 pm »

Retrieve TCM's corpse, provided that it can be pulled back from an extremity without getting within the turrets' range. If he got far too close the door, nevermind.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2012, 08:05:14 pm »

In! My death shall be GLOR- *gun shots*


Waitlist I go!
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2012, 08:14:11 pm »

3138
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2012, 09:03:22 pm »

In.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2012, 09:17:55 pm »

Waitlist me. WE SHALL PERSEVERE WITH LEMMING-LIKE BRAVERY!
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2012, 09:52:53 pm »

Everyone take different numbers.
Mine is 1785.

1785: Borno
2463 : Tiruin
3138: Toaster
5251 : Azthor
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 03:36:55 am by borno »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2012, 10:02:28 pm »

2463

My friends. We must use our friends as an advantage for our survival: for we are many, they are few. Our corpses shall be as shields to their weapons.

For the glory of the Army.
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Azthor

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2012, 10:12:04 pm »

5251
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 1]
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2012, 10:47:15 pm »

Waitlist!
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