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Author Topic: Roll to Explore the Dungeon: Ch.2 T.38: Do you even praise the King?  (Read 121182 times)

Errol

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Turn 31: With thanks to #bay12lb for the ideas

Maka:
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(1) The chest seems perfectly safe and openable. You double-triple checked it, tapping it from all sides, licking it (Ow! Splinter!), tapping it with your foot, so... (6) ...only the fact that Maka chose to open the chest by a hearthy thwack of her scepter saved her. The chest flies off but not without shooting a jet of weird blue liquid directly at Maka! (4) She dodges. Well, mostly. Okay, she got some of it on her clothing, and even manages to avoid Helskaya's attempts to lick it.

Meanwhile, the booby-trapped chest slides down the far wall. It is unopened again, and the local foilage appears to slowly boil away around it.

Apollo:
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(5) You remember that you have a dagger. Look for it yourself, it's like the first item in your inventory. You feel very dumb for not being up to date with your inventory, and resolve to keep those bottomless pockets of stuff in mind.
With the dagger in hand, the overwhelming task of untangling the cosmic earphone cable tangle soon devolves into cutting the knot. He goes at it a bit too vehemently, but most of the things that once compromised Apollo's hot sweaty grave are still intact, as is Elenor, who you probably have waken up again. Whoopsie. He seems none too happy about it, but after learning that he tried to sleep nearly right on top of another man he shuffles away awkwardly.
 

Helskaya:
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(6) Did I mention you are on a trip? Of course. You are always on a trip. This one is involving a hypergalactic slug. You ride this hypergalactic slug like a mechanical bear, throwing axes at things everywhere. Thankfully, you are also high enough to miss your teammates, but perhaps the axes need to be retrieved at some point.
And then you are not. Then, you hallucinate you are sane. It is very trippy, so you imitate animals instead.

Taren:
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(6) He motions for the rest of the party to stand aside. This is a matter for true renegados, those that, standing broad legged like the Colossus of Rhodes, can pull their crossbow in under one second flat and drink several pints a day. (They never specified what kind of pints, so Taren went with orange juice.) The first action, the Renegado Staredown.

The chest has no eyes and as such is a bit difficult to stare down. Hoping for some support of the sun, Taren looks up, but no dice. The sweltering sun of the noon has receded many hours in the past.

Helskaya rolls around miming a tumbleweed.

Taren's hand moves very, very slowly, inching towards his crossbow. The chest looks like it's tensing up as well.

And then, everything is over in a flash.

(6) (5) The treasure chest is broken. Destroyed. Its loot scattered everywhere. But Taren, too, got hit. In the face. By a stinking jet of ichor or pus or whatever the hell that is, URGH. Excusing himself, he goes off to fertilize the plants and wash that stuff out of his face.
He doesn't feel too well, and probably lost that bolt, too.

Elenor:
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(2) Thou only findeth moderately hard floor. You attempt to sleep, but the rest of the party is too noisy.

Your stomach growls. Some stupid bee is stinging you and screaming "DIRECT HIT!" Aaaaand Elizabeth is calling. Oh well.

"Hey."
"Yeh?"
"Just wanted to warn you, that room you're in has a booby-trapped chest."
"You don't say."
"I didn't think you'd mess it up THAT bad."
"Hah."
"That fluid it shot has the magical signature of a plague carrier."
"Oh dear."
"You know what to do against it?"
"I want to sleep."
"...fine. Isn't infectious, I think."

Still no dice. Well, might put that off for a little bit. Smells like dinner is coming up soon...

Komas
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(5) "Alright, camp time, mateys." You're not sure about the mateys. It feels off. Quite sure about the camp though, it's definitely going to be set up here. "Yer in for a treat IF you gots bowls."
It's amazing where they pull all the bowls from. It's amazing how often Hel tries to sneak in without a bowl. Finally, he goes ahead and uses his bong even though he's the only one who actually probably has a personal bowl somewhere that wasn't an unsuspecting turtle five minutes ago. You ask him why, he replies "For that extra spice." You shrug.
And there was much feasting.


Remy:
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(4) You did it! You solved it! You could just have button mashed instead! And now the loot is all yours, since nobody else seems to care about it!

Found loot: Ornate Key x1, Plain Key x1, 400 cp, Trap Components x1, Ceremonial Dagger x1, Bikini Armor x1

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Anyway. It's bed time.
You roll the dice to see who stands guard. Nobody wants Lawas to stand guard, in his current state. The dice land on... Elenor. He protests. The others protest back. Elenor protest even louder. He gets shoved.

Fiiiiine, he thinks, if you want a guard that naps away all the time...

Some time passes. Everyone is asleep. Everyone? No, one person who drew the short straw and doesn't ever get to rest because he has something close to a sense of duty is still clinging to awareness. The campfire is cracklin', someone has organized a tent, there has been a small brawl over who gets to sleep in the tent, the stew is outside and going cold, and it really just looks like the aftermath of a rather pitched battle.

There is Maka, lying in her bathtub, with the water still inside. She has cleverly put it close to the fire to keep her bath heated, a towel wrapped around her head and her clothing just lying about somewhere. Public nudity might be funny when it's a bunch of middle-aged bishops or something, Elenor thinks, but if it's an underage girl she should really put something on. Or at least a lid onto that tub. A bit farther from that, Remy is the only person who actually brought a bedroll and is not sleeping on the rocky floor. He is sleeping under his mountain of loot, and the rogue knight is sorely tempted to put him ONTO the loot. Lying under it is pointless. He's also hugging his gunchucks, it seems.
Komas Hopatke is the person who has managed to secure the tent for himself and his considerable girth and gruffy gruffiness. He seems to have put it up quite far from the campfire, actually, under the shadow of the central pedestal, just lying on the stone floor. It might just be his definition of comfortable.
Apollo is using his bear ass as a pillow. Jesus. Why? Tiruin, on the other hand, despite lying very close to the fire on a bunch of ratman cloth, doesn't look too well. Elenor remembers the thing with the plague. Perhaps it is actually serious and the half-pint archmagical bookworm has a point. ...nah, better wait some more. And, finally, the bear. Up to this day, Elenor didn't know that bears snored. Now he'd never forget it.

Surprisingly boring. Weird.

Elizabeth attempts to chat. Again.

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Helskaya Arkut (lawastooshort)
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Elenor Warsen (Caellath)
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Apollo Anderson (Spinal_Taper)
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Taren Creyn (Tiruin)
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Komas Hopatke (Yoink)
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Remy Maelle (Remaelle)
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Maka R'lyeh-Voile (IronyOwl)
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Well, the obvious thing to do would be to collect up all them axes there. So.

Whilst sleeping, circle the camp in the spirit world/in spirit form to provide additional watch and protection to our sleeping bodies, provided that this does not in any way interfere with any mana regeneration that I might need actually wait no, I have some solidified magic for that so it's ok. If I seem to find the way, then follow it. If I can somehow inventorise the procedure for future use as a formalised spell/ritual then do so - explore and experiment a little. Can I filter through into the material world? Try tickling a non-nude colleague to see.

When we/I awake, see if there is anything worth licking, then lick it, then remember to check in which form I have woken up.

Bear? Then sniff round the edges of the camp to try to pick up a trail. Collect those axes if it's anatomically possible.

Human? Collect as many axes as I can find, then get out my pestle and mortar - mix the (presumably dried) Lesser Herbal Medicine, one two slices of magic, and a couple of drops of the stoneskin potion and mix them up. Place in small pouch and then, using magical bong, try a dose of the enhanced herbal medicine to see what happens whilst the rest of the group prepare to move out. Move out.
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Bear. Also, this is a night turn. Something might or might not happen but I opted to split the turn at the point where Cael gets a call, to give myself a breather. This now hinges on whether Caellath accepts the call and opts to ask some questions or whatever. Perhaps Liz's just in a chatty mood.
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Aha! Well - then I'll just stick to patrolling the camp in spirit form for now, and save the rest for later if nothing changes. No point tiring ourselves out.
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Those descriptions cracked me up.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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zzz
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Elenor has been through a whole lot this day, so much lesser men would already have been humbled a thousand times by now. He knows better, though. To start with, pride was never one of his guiding forces. As he waits there for the night to pass, contemplating on how messed up a group of adventurers he is with, the small mage girl calls again and the knight wonders if she either knows he's awaken or it's just because she felt like poking him, whether he was asleep or not.

"Hm." he says as he accepts the call, the tone of his voice neutral as always but already showing some of his exhaustion through. To be fair, by now the rogue knight's awareness is very likely being sustained by willpower alone. And if the call actually does happen to be important, he'd rather not risk missing it.

Accept call.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Elenor sighs. Maintaining a mental bulwark is a chore, and this day had been taxing, there was no denying that.
He should just have organized a small retinue. Six trained soldiers and a medic... even if they wouldn't be so... explosive at times as this team was prone to being, they'd be reliable at least. And level-headed...
(5) He catches himself almost napping away. Phew. Wait, the mage was still calling! The rogue knight resolves to not let his mind wander away again, then locates the accept button with some difficulty, then presses it. The device reacts instantly, slowly humming into a state of activity before suddenly flashing a blinding light into the helmet, catching Elenor off guard - he stumbles around (1) and falls on his face, the visor of his helmet shutting close with a loud CLANG. He tries to get back up, but a resonating screech has him wince, violently thrashing about for some time. The screeching only gets worse. He bangs his head against something again, and the helmet comes off.
Amazingly, the noise stops. He can't tell about the light. Even with his eyes closed, it still feels like staring into a sun. (6) The hard object that stopped his rampage was, apparently, some sort of rock. The pain in his head was shaping up to be about the third worst headache he ever had in his life. At least it kept him awake.
He tried to open his eyes, and immediately regretted it.

"...ok, I'm trying this for the last time now. Can you hear me, or are you pretending not to for an inane reason?"
"What, you, accusing me of childishness?"
"It's good to see your sarcasm glands are still intact. Could you perhaps explain what happened just now, though? You were quite a silly sight to behold."
"I was blinded and deafened." He was also too tired to keep up this little game.
"Uh, what?"
"There was a blinding light and a deafening noise."
"Eh? Oh... wait. You had your helmet on, and... damn. Thought I had ironed that out... well, please refrain from accepting calls with your helmet still on. The results are ugly, as was just demonstrated..." Genius enchanter, huh?
"What were you calling me for, anyway?"
"Testing. Notice anything new?"
"Well, that thing just now was certainly new."
"Apart from that..." Elenor decided to cautiously open his eyes again, and found that the light had subsided.
"...well?" That was her look-at-what-I-made voice, he noted. Excited, proud, impatient, with a hint of arrogance. Coming from... huh? He quickly turns around.
It's Elizabeth. In the flesh. Great. With a tablet of bacon, scrambled eggs and coffee. Etch the sarcasm from that 'Great'.
"Works both ways, now. Well, kind of. It's like going for a dive, if you don't mind a metaphor that actually doesn't describe what's going on at all - going to get janked out of this sooner or later back to the lab, in about five minutes..." Elenor's efforts at concentrations are dashed by the smell of fresh coffee. The mage seems to be ignoring this, surveying the area instead. (5) "Looks like everything's okay. The modification works, you're in a good spot... Well then, I'll be off again. Don't call me if you need something, this is going to be one long beauty sleep." She pauses, looking at the pedestal.
"Wow, talk about deja-vu. If that is what I think it is, the symbol of the Tower is key around here. Good luck!"
Blip.
All that remains is the breakfast. Still hot. Certain noises point to Maka sleeping, uh, noisily, having fallen out of her tub and now lying directly next to the fire. "Looks like someone volunteered for the second watch." the rogue knight quips, his mood somewhat brightened.

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Morning has come. The party assembles around the ashes of the campfire. Maka is still quite active, but probably running on fumes.
Where to go next?
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Excellent. The Symbol of the Tower, eh. I will do what I meant to do earlier before realising I was asleep:

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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #639 on: May 09, 2013, 03:33:30 pm »

"Whatever."

((A list of options by now would be good.))

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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #640 on: May 09, 2013, 07:37:05 pm »

((I've kind of forgotten where we are and where we can go too.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #641 on: May 09, 2013, 09:08:57 pm »

((I love how I'm my character  :P))

"I'd go where anyone else wishes...don't mind me, I can carry myself." Taren said, leaning on a nearby pole for support.

Remember what our objective was.
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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #642 on: May 10, 2013, 02:10:16 am »

Dudes. Your objective is to find something with the symbol of the Tower on whilst I lick your elbow to see if I'm a bear or not. I think the secondary objective is to Explore the Dungeon.
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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #643 on: May 10, 2013, 02:31:33 am »

Sneak up behind Elenor and try to put bikini armour on him without him noticing.
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Errol

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Re: Roll to Explore the Dungeon! Turn 31.1: Rogue Knight Slapstick
« Reply #644 on: May 10, 2013, 06:19:58 am »

The ruin is a ruin. I don't know whether I swallowed the full description somewhere, but it's laid out like this:

Switches and pedestal in the middle. Large stone slab door to the front, embedded in a sheer cliff face, a whole lot of rubble to the left - the trapped chest is somewhere there, too - green wilderness with some ruin structures to the left. A brook is flowing in from the left and vanishes in a narrow cavern in the cliffside.

Your ultimate goal is to find three keys, probably fancy ones. The symbol of the Tower (in the wider sense) is possibly important in helping you locate them. Other adventurers might also be exploring and not all that willing to fork over their keys, but this area looks pretty untouched.
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