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[Imp]

Oh wow.... we are THIS close to being able to see it all?  We might actually see everything days before the end of the year?  I'm going to start celebrating RIGHT NOW 

[Nirur Torir]

Done. I regret only that there isn't someone after me to try to interpret whatever it is I just did.

[Enzo]

Alright, I'm in the process of setting up a new computer I bought on boxing day. I'll put the round up after I finish transferring some important files and before I start playing Batman Arkham City.

[NoahTophatz]

I still want in the next round

[Enzo]

Round 10 : Metal Convention

Spoiler: Scelly9 (click to show/hide)

Scientist: "and here we have the terrible man-beast. It is capable o-"
*breaking glass*
Manbeast: "RAAAARRRRGGGGHHH"
*Chomp*
Scientist: "My only regret... is that I never loved you enough."
*Dies*
Manbeast: [Insert overacted sadness here]

Spoiler: kinseti (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Guardian G.I. (click to show/hide)

News correspondent: ...we're broadcasting live from the 2031 International Science Convention in Sydney, where the CEO of the Magnatek Corporation is presenting the revolutionary Natex-4 nanomachines, which is promised to revolutionize the modern world.
Magnatek CEO: *holding a bottle with a revolving matte grey cloud in it* ...the Natex-4 is the first step towards creating a true Universal Constructor, which will allow mankind to synthesize all kinds of organic matter, be it proteins, biofuel, or whatever mankind might need. The future, as we have imagined it in science fiction decades ago, is in our hands, gentlemen!
Audience: *long, thunderous applause*
The CEO gives his assistant the bottle.
Assistant: Whoops...
The bottle falls down and breaks, letting the nanomachines out. The nanomachines start to disintegrate the assistant.
Assistant: AAAAAAAAAHHHH, HELP ME, HELP MEEEEEE!!! *dies*
Magnatek CEO along with everyone else: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

Spoiler: Imp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Haspen (click to show/hide)

*first conference of metal sciences*

"Today we will change the world! We will start reasearching PLASMA CLOUDS!"
"This is hardly metallic..."
"Shut up."

*second conference of metal sciences*

"We did it! We present you... the PLASMA CLOUDS!"
Lead researcher shows up the bottle full of PLASMA CLOUDS.

SUDDENLY BAD THING HAPPENS.

"They are on the loose-BZZZZT"

Spoiler: LouisBooker (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: lawastooshort (click to show/hide)

Speaker of the House of DEATHMETAL: "Dudes! I see our finest minds assembled before me! Death Turtle! Killing Bush! Even my own fearsome band, ArmourKrotch! We are gathered here today! To fight! For-"

Death Turtle Lead Singer: "Huhuhuhuhu. Dude. You said ass."

Speaker of the House of DEATHMETAL: "Oh yeah! Sweet."

...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...

Speaker of the House of DEATHMETAL: "No but really dude. We are gathered here today... TO FIGHT THE FLOWERBEASTS!"

A Lead Singer: "Damn flowers man. They remind me of my dad, always telling me to like, do stuff, man. Screw those guys!"

Death Turtle Lead Singer: "YEAH! HOORAH!"

...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...

Speaker of the House of DEATHMETAL: "DUDES! WE WILL SLAY EVERY LAST FLOWER WITH OUR METAL OF DEATH WE WILL- Hey! Who the hell are you? You ain't wearing black, dude!"

Master of the FlowerBeasts: "Behold! A jarred flowerfbeast! Bend to my will or face destruction! I AM NOT AFRAID TO OPEN THE JAR!"

Assembled Death Metal Fans: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHGHH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...

Master of the FlowerBeasts:  "Oh well. You asked for it. FLOWERBEASTS, ATTACK!"

Assembled Death Metal Fans and Practitioners: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHGH!!!"

Cue scenes of mass destruction.

Cut to final scene.

Speaker of the House of DEATHMETAL: "Get away, flowerbeasts! Get aw-arrrrrrrghhhh! My leg! My arm! My liver! Argggggg-hhh.."

Cue silence.

Spoiler: Kashyyk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dariush (click to show/hide)

Black metal band reading the Bible in a church: "...And then a skeleton koopa from Mario stabmurdered some plant... OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. AHAHAHAHA. AHAHA. AHAHAHA. AHHHAHAHAAHA."
Some power metal band: "The skeleton koopa is under our protection! Also, this is hilarious. Also, for some reason, a butt."
Some other power metal band: "Oh no, you stabmurdered a plant under our protection! WE SHALL AVENGE YOU, GENDERLESS FRIEND!"
The initial black metal band: "All your base are belong to us. Now this is... THE BLACK METAL EMPIRE! THIS IS HUH, WOW! ARRR RAAAH RAHHAHRRRAARHH RARHHH Also, for some reason, electric guitars, swords and... piranha plants? We aren't completely sure what's happening here either, to tell the truth."
Power metal band #2 (the buttless one): "DEATH TO ALL PIRANHA PLANTS!"
Black metal band: "DEATH PIRANHA PLANTS SWORDS"
He-man cowboy: "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA! I'm invading your butt! I mean door! Which I'm kicking open! With my butt! I mean boot!"
Black metal band: "Whut"
Johnny Depp: "I'm holding a canned piranha plant! SURRENDER TO SWORDS DEATH!"
Black metal band: "I'M FLIPPING YOU THE BIRD! Also, death, for some reason."
Johnny Depp: "I have limitless supplies of piranha plants! Onward, my minions!"
Black metal band: "We have limitless supplies of guitar-swinging teenagers! Onward, my minions!"
Together: "DEATH SWORDS DEATH!"
Piranha plants: "Omnomnom. Delicious guitar-swinging teenagers."
Dracula: "Did the above make no sense whatsoever? Don't worry, neither it did to the author of this text. Also, for some reason I'm screaming while being attacked by piranha plants."

Spoiler: NoahTopHats (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Armok (click to show/hide)

Priest: "Musicians, The drybones shall slay the piranha plant!"
Team yellow robots: "Go drybones! Go drybones!"
Team blue robots: "Go piranha plant! Go piranha plant!"
Musicians: *play instruments*
Piranha plants: "Yay! Music!
Musicians: "Die, vile plants, die! CHAAARGE!"
Team blue robots: "Death to all piranha plants!"
Rouge: "hehe, I'll sneak into the church when they are all distracted...."
Priest: ?!?
Jack sparrow v. a sword: "Anyone want to buy some canned piranha plant?"
Musicians: "Augh! Death is here!"
Priest: "Don't worry, I'll spin this angry voodoo bird and cause death to spin as well! See, it's working!"
Jack sparrow: "Piranha plants, CHAAARGE!"
Priest: "Musicians, CHAAAARGE!"
Piranha plants: "NomNomNom"
Random guy: ?!?
Random accountant: ?!?
Random guy: "Augh I'm being eaten by a plant!"

Spoiler: EagleV (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spinal_Taper (click to show/hide)

A preacher amoungst an orchestra screams to the heavens of a skeleton cleaving a fish plant in two.

Meanwhile, twin armies of crystal beings, one yellow and wielding a banner advocating the love of skulls and the other, blue, advocates the fish plants with theirs.

Back on the fish plant homeworld, they sing. Just then, the orchestra from the first panel assaults them! Though discouraged, the fish plants are backed up by the blue crystal people. Reinforcements come for the orchestra then, noticed by the leader, the preacher. He is Jack Sparrow, who reveals the secret to defeating the fish plants: Canning them. Despite their newfound knowledge of the fish peoples weaknesses, the orchestra is still, literally, threatened by the Grim Reaper.

The main fish plant, who looks vaguely like the Pope, sends his his forces to battle with the orchestra, who are led by the preacher. In the end, the fish plants are victorious, devouring their foes.

Spoiler: zombie urist (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Powder Miner (click to show/hide)

Preacher: The skeleton will slice the fish!
Orchestra: Skeleton, slice fiiiiiiish!
Diamond people group 1: We love skeletons!
Diamond people group 2: The fish are number 1!
Fish Choir: Fish beat skeletoooooons
Orchestra guy: NO, OTHER WAY AROUND! DIEEEEE!
Preacher: And then they will all fight!
Hippie Preacher: No, man, the fish are gonna go into the petri dish and it’s all gonna be cool man.
Reaper: Any second now…
Fish with hair: C’mon guys why are you running-
Everyone: LET’S FIGHT! DIEEEE!

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)

Well well.

Also, Yoinks image, which was unfortunately completed the moment he was replaced by LouisBooker:

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

[Scelly9]

Brilliant. Wonderful. Amazing.

[xelada]

If it isn't too much trouble I'd like to be a part of the next/this round, first if possible; if not then early as possible. I'm okay going text or pic.

[Dariush]

Guardian... did you really not realize that the red outlines around the 'CEO's mouth and a missing piece from the 'assistant's stomach weren't caused by being disintegrated by some outside force? o_0

Also, words in Round 11 please.

[Powder Miner]

I think the moment I got in, it had already devolved into a mess of chaos. I don't think I helped. I like how Nirur Torir did the fish guy with hair though.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I'm still alternating, so I'll be doing words for the next round.

[lawastooshort]

Gosh that was worth waiting for.

Excellent.

[Powder Miner]

I... uh... I guess I'll do art. With MSpaint.

[EagleV]

I'll do either. Which will probably be art again. Unless it is vetoed by someone who finds my art horrible

[Imp]

I'll do either. Which will probably be art again. Unless it is vetoed by someone who finds my art horrible

No veto from me; I rather like your art style!

So, when do we start a new round?   

And I have a question - reading various of the words done by the words folks, I have been wondering and wondering about the OP's rule about 'stage direction'...  Are we as a whole using to much, to little, or a good amount of stage direction by the majority of players creating the dialogs for our comic?

[Enzo]

OK, I'm probably going to start the next round after this weekend. Looks like we have enough signups already to make it work, but people can still volunteer for a slot. Especially if it's art, because as it stands all the No Preference people are going to be art again.

And I have a question - reading various of the words done by the words folks, I have been wondering and wondering about the OP's rule about 'stage direction'...  Are we as a whole using to much, to little, or a good amount of stage direction by the majority of players creating the dialogs for our comic?

Eh, the majority of the dialogue entries are great. And I long ago decided that I wasn't going to police entries I thought were "bad". The 'minimal stage direction' is mostly just to discourage attempting to describe every panel in immaculate detail, since that is totally not the point.