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[Enzo]

Round 4: The Fourth Round

Spoiler: Xelada (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Xanatos Jr. (click to show/hide)

Archer: Finally, I've reached the lair of the dreaded Zombie Deer.
Archer: There it is! Now to fire my arrow.
*Whoosh*
Zombie Deer: Ow! Did you just shoot me in the rear?
Archer: Mission complete...hey, what was that?
Animal Spirit: Hi there!
Archer: Marry me!
Octopus Demon: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Archer: Agh! Demon!
Archer: I'll just...be going now...okay?

Spoiler: USEC_OFFICER (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kashyyk (click to show/hide)

Hunter: (whispering to himself) That must be the home of the legendary white stag.
White Stag: nom nom grass
Hunter: Yes, a perfect shot. I shall use my magic bow of autostrike!
Ptang! whap!
Hunter: Got him!!!!
Narrator: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Poof!
Hunter: I have freed you from your magical curse oh beautiful one!
Satyr-Girl: Oh thank you so much!
Hunter: Will you marry me?
Satyr-Girl: Of course!
Both: OH NOES A TENTACLE DEMON!!
Tentacle Demon: Muhahaha!
Hunter uses Abscond!
Hunter has left the party!

Spoiler: zombie urist (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spinal_Taper (click to show/hide)

Aussie Hunter: There it is mate, the woild deer. If Oi don't manage to kill it with one shot, it's going to gore me with it's razor pointed horns.
*Twang*
Deer: I got shot, but it dosen't matter. I'll just keep eating.
Aussie Hunter: Mission accomplished! Get me out of here, Satan!
Satan: Kiss my fingers, deer(See wut I did thar) hunter.
Aussie Hunter:There's no time to do any further, the ground is combusting!
Satan: WHAT?
Aussie Hunter: You stay there, I'm getting out of here!

Spoiler: Robocorn (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Armok (click to show/hide)

Hunter: Shh! Yagi-uda deer up ahead!
    M.A.S.E.R. crossbow: marinate mode engaged. *TWANG*
    Bard: *sick banjo beats*
    Yagi-uda deer: ...
    Yagi-uda deer: ow.
    Yagi-uda deer: **** trying to find food in the forest I'm getting china.

    Clay Minotaur Guardian of The Forest and The Talmud: *disciplinary stare conveying the state of hunting not being allowed*
    Hunter: AAAAH! I didn't know! Please have mercy! I have children!
    Clay Minotaur Guardian of The Forest and The Talmud: *Wrath so intense the very surroundings catch fire!* *acusory pointing!*
    Hunter: Hot! Hot! Get in the car I'm outa here!
    Clay Minotaur Guardian of The Forest and The Talmud: *sigh*
    Bard: *terrible banjo-based-rapping
    Clay Minotaur Guardian of The Forest and The Talmud: o_o

Spoiler: Haspen (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 10ebbor10 (click to show/hide)

Ranger: "Look at this, a nice deer that we can eat for dinner this evening. Now be quit and hide in these bushes while I shoot it through the head with my trusty bow.
Ranger fires and hits the backside of the deer
Bard(Singing):"And so he shot and missed the head, hitting the deers backside instead."
The deer calls for help.
A Minotaur has arrived.
Ranger: Oh no
Bard: Oh no
Minotaur stares at Ranger
The Ranger spontanely combusts and dies
Bard(Singing):And that was the end of the Ranger brave, devoured by fire with wounds so grave...
Told to you by the Greenhatted bard.

Probably should have just put this on hiatus because I've been pretty much completely unable to manage this round! Yoink is apparently never making his picture so I'm just posting the round and moving on! I am finally over my jetlag and have days off work! That means we can get the last few signups for the next round, and I can be a bit more actively involved in all this! Yay!

[Kashyyk]

That was amusing

I'll be in for dem sign ups. As always, no preference.

[Haspen]

Stuff moi as well.

Art.

[EagleV]

I'm in, as (crappy) art or writing.

[Skyrunner]

Text, if you please. :3

[Robocorn]

I'll do art again because, why not.

[Scelly9]

Either.

[Enzo]

Alright, 11 people is a good size, may as well start! Due to the higher number of writing signups I think all the No Preference volunteers ended up art. I appreciate all the No Pref signups, as it'd be really hard to make a round work without them!

Haspen's starting so I'll send a PM to him straight away to let him know.

I'll also probably send a PM to all the Permalists and anyone who signed up for this round a while ago, since this topic has been a little dead for a couple weeks, and I want to give them a heads-up it's still going and chance to drop out.

[Spinal_Taper]

As always, no pref for any round.

[zombie urist]

I'm going on vacation in a week or so and won't be back until mid July.

[Enzo]

Well, that makes things easy. Spinal_Taper is replacing zombie urist.

Do you want to be on the permalist, Spinal?

[Spinal_Taper]

Yup. Permalist me, it's pretty great.

[Skyrunner]

Do I CC kinseti the dialogue? o.o

[10ebbor10]

Do I CC kinseti the dialogue? o.o

I suppose so. That allows him to make an overview at the end of the round.

[EagleV]

We are now at 27%. Time for a progress bar!

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