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[SeriousConcentrate]

Kahn blinked again as Ire, well... molested his mustaches. "Lady Ire, please. I must concentrate. Your attentions aren't unwelcome, just... ill-timed," he said nervously before focusing his attention on the dragonoid. "Right. Have at you, sirrah!" He stepped forward and tested the dragon's defenses with a quick stab.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Trevor Kahn
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance:  See next spoiler
Background: Sir Kahn is actually an undercover knight who has been infiltrating a clan of raiders for the past five years in hopes of busting them in the act of some really big scheme they clearly (don't) have in mind.
Attack: 8
HP: 35/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing
+4 Marble Dwarven Mountain Armor - It has a 16.66% chance of impeding an action. It's also fake, because Sir Kahn is obviously not a dwarf.
+2 Wood-backed Candy Round Shield.

Inventory: A thin pendant of silver, a disc with a hexagon beveled in.
Black Witch Robes
Books of Hexing

Abilities: Simple Hex (Must be drawn on an object. It has a random effect, ranging from cursing the target (1~2) to making the target stronger and tougher (4~6) to making a large cloud of smoke (3).)
Appearance Changing Hex. It is applicable to either self or another, and the appearance is decided by the caster.

Skills: Polearms (Level 1): 0 pts
Charisma (Level 1): 0 pts
Enhanced Attack (Level 0) 40 pts

Spoiler: Appearance (click to show/hide)

By Caellath!

[IronyOwl]

((Dawwww @ Gretel. :3 Also Azastre gained pants just in the nick of time. ))


Arianna suddenly straightened up and away from Azastre. That was most certainly not the plan, and most certainly not appropriate, especially considering Popo. She blushed a little as she stammered out an apology.

"I-it's the cham. I had some, and it tasted excellent, but I seem to be blacking out and doing inappropriate things at times. I just got through squeezing Gretel's cheeks, for example.

I'm not sure what I can do about it, either. If you have any suggestions... well, hopefully Popo can work something out, but I'm not particularly counting on it."

Attempt to meditate to clear my head of this unnatural influence.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
21/24 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense

Dodging 2 (110 pt)
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]
Swords 0 (60 pt)

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (46 pt)
Intimidation (9 pt)
Gem Appraising (3 pt)

+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.
Black Leather Sheath: Looks to be made for a one-handed longsword.

+6 Cursed Evil Two-Handed Sword: Intelligent, evil sword, broad, double-edged, and two-handed, embellished with silver and emanating raw evil. Demands a piece of soul to function.
Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars
2 Handfuls Possibly Pointy Stair Gems
5 Long Candy Bamboo Reeds: Springy and tough
1 Hard Licorice Pillar
1 Cotton Candy Bush
Cham Seeds


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Caellath]

Azastre is taken by surprise as Arianna assaults him fiercely. His small, thin body is no match for the black knightess' might, and he is helpless, his struggle ignored as she nibbles on his ears and her hands violently grope his body. She finally moves away from him, and he falls to the floor, flushed red, weak and feeling molested.

He shoots a "WHY? WHY?" glance of a wounded puppy at Arianna before slowly moving away from her and towards Popo's location.

Azastre keeps trying to defend Popo.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tall like a slightly tall young teen, leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching past his waist and partially tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Aiming ²
-Enhanced Attack²
-Ammocrafting - 68 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Armorcrafting - 6 points
-Social - 9 points
Attack: 3
HP: 45/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.1/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>single-stage +2 bullet of marble and silver
>one +4/+2 bullet
>one quartz +4/+4 bullet
>two +3/+6 marble bullets
>
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus
+4 Gretel's Acceleration Gloves
+4 Marble Silver Knife Polearm
+4 Femur Kanabo of Mass :: Can activate it to have a good chance of punting the target very very far away, but it also has a 50% chance of breaking in his arms, and a 50% chance of causing damage.
Large Steel Mace
Silver Femur (handy as a +0 blunt weapon)
marble and spiky steel large bracelet
twisted pieces of gold railing
marble
Leather Pants [Worn]
Silver and bone shoulderguard [Worn]: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

Male
10/10 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense
+1 Leather Armor

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)

[IronyOwl]

Arianna winced at Azastre's reaction. She'd have to see about apologizing more convincingly later.

But for now, perhaps concentration could strengthen her against this mind-altering effect. She hoped it could; she'd just molested one of the most likely allies to help with that otherwise.

[Tiruin]

Kahn blinked again as Ire, well... molested his mustaches. "Lady Ire, please. I must concentrate. Your attentions aren't unwelcome, just... ill-timed," he said nervously before focusing his attention on the dragonoid. "Right. Have at you, sirrah!" He stepped forward and tested the dragon's defenses with a quick stab.

"I love it when you do that Kahn, all gallant an-"

Ire stopped, she saw herself edging on towards the Knight as if to play with him some more, despite the fact that combat was near.

His beard was pretty soft to the touch, like soft sandpaper an- What is happening?!

"-and courageous. You can do it!"

The Rogue retreated to her chair and held the back support with both hands, facing Kahn. What just came over her?!

[Spinal_Taper]

Ace fluttered his eyes at the incredible force of Sandras punch. Maybe leaving wasn't such a good idea, considering the blackness now flitting into his field of vision. Struggling to stay standing, he took Sandras hand and sat back down with her. He shot his allies an apologetic glance.
"O-of course. What was I thinking?"
Heal self up. Black licorice bandages from the braids.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Class: Revolver-Toting cliche
HP: 1/15
Defense: .5
Attack:5
Skills:
Level 1 aiming
9 leathercraft
13 Social/Flirt
INV:
4 Black licorice braids
1 +2 Enigma mana bullet(Enter bullet time when shot at self)
1 +4 panning mithril revolver (1 health to fire a life-bullet after the previous shot.)
1 +3 sterling silver revolver
1 +3 xmosaic bulletx
2 +0 silver bullets
1 -5 silver bullets
2 +1 xxsilver bulletsxx
2 +2 silver bullets
2 +2 xsilver bulletsx
1 +10 Pheonix Quartz Bullet (After being fired, sacrifice 25% of health to recreate it)
1/2 Ashes of Darkness
2 +511 Reality Sundering bullets
1 +2 golden revolver revolver BROKEN
1 pair Skimpy Goblin Leather Coat (+2 social rolls against women)
+2 54 Gem Card Deck

[Scelly9]

Look for stairs to the higher levels.

Spoiler: Jack Dendy (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Attack: 9
HP: 10/10
STR: 2
Magic Mastery
Small-rock-to-brain diplomacy: 5
Diplomacy: 2
INV:
6 razor sharp stones
10 Soul Crystal
+-.5 Sharp Stone Wand-
+1 Stone Breastplate of Cuts
+4 Chocolate Breastplate, 2 Uses Left  (single use:) +1 defense ward "Friendship" or "Massacre".
+3 Exceptionally Accurate Topaz Encrusted Mithril Wand.
4 +2 Iron Stars
1 Leather Gag

[Skyrunner]

Ire 4,1 manages to not giggle or do stupid stuff, but also fails to summon her chaser friend.

On the other hand, she does summon a round, purple sphere, which seems to have black drops condensing and dripping off it onto the floor, where they splatter and melt away. It also has a deep purple flame wreathing it. It feels rather gloomy.

+1 Dark Chaser summoned.

<Watch In Awe>
6->4 She doesn't miss a thing!

Kahn
The dragonoid is named Jhasvik.

...Just so you know. >.>

4+8+2+1 vs 6->5+3
= 1 damage

Kahn makes a precise stab, but the dragonoid Jhasvik seems to almost blur aside as he twists out of the way. His spear grazes the flank of the dragonoid, but no shocking effects are seen.

Just as the dragonoid is about to strike, one of the people in the group behind roars,

"OUR PATHS END HERE, LOTUSIA!" in the ear of said person, then strangely turns to the dragonoid and hacks at his tail.

6->3+3+3 vs 6->5+3
= 1 damage

However, his shiny sword barely dents the naturally armored tail of the dragonoid. He spins on the man and hisses, "Are you out of your mind? Clear out of here!"

Arianna 2 delivers her words while tickling Popo. She shrieks in laughter and 4 thankfully holds on tight to her pouch of caustic black powder.

Azastre 4+3+4 vs 6->4+4
= miss

Azastre tries to lunge at one of the bodyguards who isn't ready to defend his face, but the guard snaps to attention and slips away from the attack.

4+2+2+2 vs 4
= 6 damage

The bouncer then steps into Azastre's private space and punches him square in the abdomen. Thankfully, he doesn't have gloves of acceleration or something.

Popo throws more dust around, and another pair of men fall to the ground clutching their eyes, but then that evil, molesting Arianna sneaks up to her and tickles her! D: A few of the guards slip closer to the pot.

Ace 2 manages nothing with his licorice bandages. :c

5+3+1 HP is gained from the spontaneous healing.

Sandra nods and smiles. She sips from her cup.

Meanwhile, the Battle at Cauldron is raging fiercely some ten tables over, but it seems none of the people who are sitting at them are caring.

Jack sees the stairs right behind the mass of people. It's just that they're blocking it. :c

In front of him, the confused looking girl, Juha, is waiting for him to speak.

[Tiruin]

Ire looked at the man who tried to interrupt the duel, then at the acid-like drops falling to the floor, then at her fork on the table, then back to the man.

"This is a duel!"

New chaser-buddy, go get that man!

Spoiler: Ire Fidel (click to show/hide)

Age:27
Gender:Female
Appearance: Ire is a tall woman with jet black hair that falls to shoulder length, tied in a braid. She has dark brown eyes that match her light complexion. She is garbed in a light grey cloak with leather armor underneath.
Background: Known to be a deviant person, Ire was brought up with knowledge of the law and it's rapport with the common people. Living her life as a lone vigilante in the prime cities, stopping would-be-muggers and thieves, she has learned most of her own skills from the people she tracks.

Ironically, she has never taken a life nor stolen without repaying back, in anyway whatsoever.

Due to all this, she is partly allergic to rope.

1x Orange star chaser - Probably telepathic. Permanent ally! One fourth of it's...original size.

"It's gone emotional..."

Dark Chaser - a round, purple sphere, which seems to have black drops condensing and dripping off it.

Class:Rogue Assassin

attack: 4
defense: 1
hp: 28/28

Inspiration left: -

Skills Known:
Toughness^I - (I'm tough. Yay!)
Enhanced Attack I (+1 to attack, already added in.)
Enhanced Attack II - 00 points trained.
Acrobatics - 10 points trained.
Projectile Throwing I - (bonus to thrown weapons)
Projectile Throwing II - 00 points trained.
Diplomacy - 36 points trained.
Animal Training - 30 points trained.
Spear User I - (+1 to spear usage)
Spear User II - 00 points trained.

Spells Known (levels are in brackets, - meaning unknown, hover mouse pointer over the spells for their description):
Field Healing [-]
Palm Blast [-1]

Ire Fidel ♀, Rogue Assassin

Novice Spearwoman
Skilled Knife User
Dabbling Diplomat
Novice Negotiator
Novice Doctor
Skilled Fighter
Novice Dodger
Novice Animal Trainer
Dabbling Persuader
Dabbling Conversationalist
Dabbling Poet
Talented Reader
Novice Cook
Skilled Thrower
Dabbling Ambusher
Dabbling Healer
Ire is very happy.
She has eaten some White Chocolate (Road) lately. She has spoken to a good friend lately. She admired the scenery lately. She had a stimulating conversation lately.

Known Status Afflictions made on self:
Disable - Can only perform 1 action per turn.

Inventory:
Her clothing - Now but a slightly better tank-top and a set of pants. Minus the Leather Armor.
A large red coral button
A +2 Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver and Gold, Encrusted with Sterling Silver - {Equipped ; Blessed by the Progenitors! ; Gilded Aura}

+4 Candy Handcannon decorated with large bits of coral! [Stats] -- "Well, it's candy."

3 Uncut Sapphires
A Sharp Dented Steel Dagger
6 Silver Throwing Daggers (+2 Modifier)
A heap of inorganic materia

[Spinal_Taper]

"My lady, do you wish to assist Azastre and my friends?"
Apply all the charm to get her on the "heroes" side on the battle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Class: Revolver-Toting cliche
HP: 10/15
Defense: .5
Attack:5
Skills:
Level 1 aiming
9 leathercraft
13 Social/Flirt
INV:
4 Black licorice braids
1 +2 Enigma mana bullet(Enter bullet time when shot at self)
1 +4 panning mithril revolver (1 health to fire a life-bullet after the previous shot.)
1 +3 sterling silver revolver
1 +3 xmosaic bulletx
2 +0 silver bullets
1 -5 silver bullets
2 +1 xxsilver bulletsxx
2 +2 silver bullets
2 +2 xsilver bulletsx
1 +10 Pheonix Quartz Bullet (After being fired, sacrifice 25% of health to recreate it)
1/2 Ashes of Darkness
2 +511 Reality Sundering bullets
1 +2 golden revolver revolver BROKEN
1 pair Skimpy Goblin Leather Coat (+2 social rolls against women)
+2 54 Gem Card Deck

[IronyOwl]

"Sorry!" Arianna shouted, fleeing from Popo. Apparently her mental fortitude was not up to this task.

So instead, she tackled a nearby waiter.

"What does cham do?!" she hissed rather angrily in her victim's face. "You didn't say anything about losing conscious control!"

Her eyes twitched slightly as she had a second thought- the music. Maybe stopping that could stop the effects?

"Is it related to the music?" she added, eying her target carefully.

Intimidate waiter into revealing information.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
21/24 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense

Dodging 2 (110 pt)
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]
Swords 0 (60 pt)

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (46 pt)
Intimidation (9 pt)
Gem Appraising (3 pt)

+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.
Black Leather Sheath: Looks to be made for a one-handed longsword.

+6 Cursed Evil Two-Handed Sword: Intelligent, evil sword, broad, double-edged, and two-handed, embellished with silver and emanating raw evil. Demands a piece of soul to function.
Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars
2 Handfuls Possibly Pointy Stair Gems
5 Long Candy Bamboo Reeds: Springy and tough
1 Hard Licorice Pillar
1 Cotton Candy Bush
Cham Seeds


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Caellath]

((Lotusia is probably going to get a headache from being yelled at her ear.))

Azastre winces as he takes the punch to his abdomen, quickly regaining his footing and preparing to strike the opponent once again as the place where he was hit suffers from slight pains. As he stares at the bouncer, raising his fists, both equipped with Gretel's gloves, he notices something.

Arianna, the molester, is also attacking Popo, apparently...tickling her. The boy puffs his cheeks and narrows his eyes as the knightess pulls back from Popo, turning back to fight the bouncer and move on to Arianna.

Azastre defends Popo and her pot. Violently.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tall like a slightly tall young teen, leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching past his waist and partially tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Aiming ²
-Enhanced Attack²
-Ammocrafting - 68 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Armorcrafting - 6 points
-Social - 9 points
Attack: 3
HP: 39/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.1/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>single-stage +2 bullet of marble and silver
>one +4/+2 bullet
>one quartz +4/+4 bullet
>two +3/+6 marble bullets
>
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus
+4 Gretel's Acceleration Gloves
+4 Marble Silver Knife Polearm
+4 Femur Kanabo of Mass :: Can activate it to have a good chance of punting the target very very far away, but it also has a 50% chance of breaking in his arms, and a 50% chance of causing damage.
Large Steel Mace
Silver Femur (handy as a +0 blunt weapon)
marble and spiky steel large bracelet
twisted pieces of gold railing
marble
Leather Pants [Worn]
Silver and bone shoulderguard [Worn]: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

Male
10/10 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense
+1 Leather Armor

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)

[SeriousConcentrate]

Kahn attacked again, ignoring... whoever it was that tried to jump into the duel.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Trevor Kahn
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance:  See next spoiler
Background: Sir Kahn is actually an undercover knight who has been infiltrating a clan of raiders for the past five years in hopes of busting them in the act of some really big scheme they clearly (don't) have in mind.
Attack: 8
HP: 35/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing
+4 Marble Dwarven Mountain Armor - It has a 16.66% chance of impeding an action. It's also fake, because Sir Kahn is obviously not a dwarf.
+2 Wood-backed Candy Round Shield.

Inventory: A thin pendant of silver, a disc with a hexagon beveled in.
Black Witch Robes
Books of Hexing

Abilities: Simple Hex (Must be drawn on an object. It has a random effect, ranging from cursing the target (1~2) to making the target stronger and tougher (4~6) to making a large cloud of smoke (3).)
Appearance Changing Hex. It is applicable to either self or another, and the appearance is decided by the caster.

Skills: Polearms (Level 1): 0 pts
Charisma (Level 1): 0 pts
Enhanced Attack (Level 0) 40 pts

Spoiler: Appearance (click to show/hide)

By Caellath!

[Skyrunner]

Ire sends the dark chaser at the man.

It careens towards the man at the speed of a charging house centipede on steroids and slams into him, exploding with a deep crackle and dealing 4+3=7 damage. He is knocked over, but gets up and slashes Lotusia. She takes a jagged, serious wound in the abdomen and looks at the man, before falling to her knees, arms around her wound. Blood flows freely from it.

Spoiler: Dark chaser? (click to show/hide)

Ace 1+2 asks.

Sandra frowns, then says, "You go by yourself. I'm not feeling like it..."

Arianna 3

"Cham is a beneficial fruit that not only tastes good, but also has numerous ppositive eeffects to you," the waiter repeats.

+4 to Intimidation
Azastre 5+3+4 vs 6->1+4
= 2

punches one of the bouncers that were near him, and feels a muted recoil as the bouncer flies across the room, crashing into a pair of tables and sweeping all the dishes off it. The four people sitting at the tables utter swear words and stand up, drawing swords and (in one case) a gun.

Azastre whirls and punches another bouncer, who takes the blow in a way that sends him sliding across the floor, but not flying.

There are three bouncers near the pot, four still approaching.

Popo clutches her sides while shaking, trying to overcome the feeling of vulnerability that is introduced by being tickled enthusiastically.
2 A opportunistic guard picks her up and starts carrying her away.

6->6->4 Gretel stops mid-bludgeon and pushes the bouncer away with enough force to send him stumbling, then runs at the person carrying away Popo. She halts a few steps away, then closes her eyes, concentrates, and shouts, "Flame!"

A golden circle of thin lines appears below the guard. He cringes, stopping right in the centre of the circle. Some of the lines thicken, such as the boundary circle lines, and a set that make up an eight-sided star. Suddenly, a pillar of fire bursts from the ground, and numerous large rocks appear and scatter around the room. And by "large", I mean "the size of a pair of horses". The guard and Popo are flung very high; only the fall is left! At least the guard took more of the blast...

Meanwhile, the boulders wreck havoc among the patrons.

Gretel bites her lower lip. Azastre takes that as an "oops".

Kahn 2+8+2+1 vs 5+3
= 4 damage He stabs the dragonoid.

4+3+3 vs 6->6->2+8+3+2
The dragonoid tries to strike back, but Kahn, in a moment of insight, releases his spear, ducks away from the spear, back into the fight, and smashes his shield over the dragonoid's head. 13 damage is dealt. The dragonoid sways and stumbles to a knee, confused as to how Kahn moved so fast. Looking down at his shield, Kahn sadly notices that it is now cracked down its length and unusable.

Meanwhile, that guy attacks Lotusia.

[Spinal_Taper]

Lucid healing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Class: Revolver-Toting cliche
HP: 10/15
Defense: .5
Attack:5
Skills:
Level 1 aiming
9 leathercraft
13 Social/Flirt
INV:
4 Black licorice braids
1 +2 Enigma mana bullet(Enter bullet time when shot at self)
1 +4 panning mithril revolver (1 health to fire a life-bullet after the previous shot.)
1 +3 sterling silver revolver
1 +3 xmosaic bulletx
2 +0 silver bullets
1 -5 silver bullets
2 +1 xxsilver bulletsxx
2 +2 silver bullets
2 +2 xsilver bulletsx
1 +10 Pheonix Quartz Bullet (After being fired, sacrifice 25% of health to recreate it)
1/2 Ashes of Darkness
2 +511 Reality Sundering bullets
1 +2 golden revolver revolver BROKEN
1 pair Skimpy Goblin Leather Coat (+2 social rolls against women)
+2 54 Gem Card Deck