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[IronyOwl]

((No. Just no. There is a difference between being charming to women and trying to sexually harass/attempt to rape them.))

((I dunno, he might be able to pass it off as an incredibly tasteless joke.))

((Like what he tried with Ire? It could've been worse, y'know.  ))

((On a [6+2], he'll probably stuff himself in her trousers. On anything less, he'll probably just make her blush some more.))

[Spinal_Taper]

((No. Just no. There is a difference between being charming to women and trying to sexually harass/attempt to rape them.))

((I dunno, he might be able to pass it off as an incredibly tasteless joke.))

((Like what he tried with Ire? It could've been worse, y'know.  ))

((On a [6+2], he'll probably stuff himself in her trousers. On anything less, he'll probably just make her blush some more.))

((There's his skill right there, making ladies blush. We need some female bosses.))

[Skyrunner]

Azastre notes that Sandra isn't afraid by the fact that he aimed at her. She is staring at Zalgo.

More aiming practice!

5,1,6->2= 40 pt

Jack examines the crystals closely.

Insanity check: 2
He sees that he has to bake the souls into pancakes and then throw them in a volcano to crystallize them.

Kahn keeps stabbing!

3 + 8 + 2 vs 6->3+4
= 0 damage

Zalgo grabs the tip of the spear from behind. He 6->3 crushes the tip's intricate shape, twisted, solid lighting, into something more resembling a stone-age speartip. His head turns around slowly, and he growls,

"Kill me now, or kill me later? You are an evil spirit, yes."

(Note that the damage dealing capability of the spear is not changed xD)

Arianna talks to the person.
5

"I have always been here as long as I remember. Me, and my sword."

Ire uses Field Healing!

2 But nothing happens!

Ace 3 runs over and asks.

Sandra gives Ace a meaningful glare and returns to staring at Zalgo.

(You know, I had to search for that phrase to actually be sure what it was...
though the dice roll made nothing happen. Fizzle.)

((No. Just no. There is a difference between being charming to women and trying to sexually harass/attempt to rape them.))

((I dunno, he might be able to pass it off as an incredibly tasteless joke.))

((Like what he tried with Ire? It could've been worse, y'know.  ))

((On a [6+2], he'll probably stuff himself in her trousers. On anything less, he'll probably just make her blush some more.))

((There's his skill right there, making ladies blush. We need some female bosses.))

*cough*floor13*cough*

[Scelly9]

"Paaaannnnnccccaaaakkkkkeeeeee"
Collect more white things!

Spoiler: Jack Dendy (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Attack: 9
HP: 10/10
Magic Mastery
Small-rock-to-brain diplomacy: 5
Diplomacy: 2
INV:
6 razor sharp stones
5 Soul Crystal
+-.5 Sharp Stone Wand-
+1 Stone Breastplate of Cuts
+3 Exceptionally Accurate Topaz Encrusted Mithril Wand.
4 +2 Iron Stars'
1 Goblin Leather

[SeriousConcentrate]

"You are the evil spirit here, sirrah, and you must die so we may advance onward!" Kahn yelled, taking a stab step back and looking for an opening to stab the guy again.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Kahn
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance:  See next spoiler
Background: Sir Kahn is actually an undercover knight who has been infiltrating a clan of raiders for the past five years in hopes of busting them in the act of some really big scheme they clearly (don't) have in mind.
Attack: 8
HP: 35/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing
+4 Marble Dwarven Mountain Armor - It has a 16.66% chance of impeding an action. It's also fake, because Sir Kahn is obviously not a dwarf.

Skills: Polearms (Level 1): 0 pts
Charisma (Level 1): 0 pts

Spoiler: Appearance (click to show/hide)

By Caellath!

[Tiruin]

Ire looked at Kahn, and decided to acquiesce with his decision.

"Purge by fire!"

DRAGON-FIRE THROWER > ZALGO!

Spoiler: Ire Fidel (click to show/hide)

Age:27
Gender:Female
Appearance: Ire is a tall woman with jet black hair that falls to shoulder length, tied in a braid. She has dark brown eyes that match her light complexion. She is garbed in a light grey cloak with leather armor underneath.
Background: Known to be a deviant person, Ire was brought up with knowledge of the law and it's rapport with the common people. Living her life as a lone vigilante in the prime cities, stopping would-be-muggers and thieves, she has learned most of her own skills from the people she tracks.

Ironically, she has never taken a life nor stolen without repaying back, in anyway whatsoever.

Due to all this, she is partly allergic to rope.

Class:Rogue Assassin

attack: 4
defense: 1
hp: 23/28

Inspired! - Burning Inspiration ; Combustive footing

Inspiration left: Nothing! 

Skills Known:
Toughness^I - (I'm tough. Yay!)
Enhanced Attack I (+1 to attack, already added in.)
Enhanced Attack II - 00 points trained.
Acrobatics - 10 points trained.
Projectile Throwing I - (bonus to thrown weapons)
Projectile Throwing II - 00 points trained.
Diplomacy - 10 points trained.
Animal Training - 30 points trained.

Spells Known:
Field Healing

Known Status Afflictions made on self:
Disable - Can only perform 1 action per turn.

Inventory:
Her clothing - Now but a slightly better tank-top and a set of pants. Minus the Leather Armor.
A large red coral button
A +2 Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver and Gold, Encrusted with Sterling Silver - {Equipped}
A +10 Fire Clay encrusted Dragonfire-thrower - {Equipped} 2 charges left ; Will survive one sundering strike due to decoration
Three Uncut Sapphires
Sharp Dented Steel Dagger
Six Silver Throwing Daggers (+2 Modifier)
A heap of inorganic materia

[Spinal_Taper]

((Hey, does the coats bonus only apply to flirting rolls? I noted it as social rolls against women in general.))
Ace gives Sandra his most winning smile.
"C'mon, let's stop those morons from getting themselves killed."
He adopts a quite Pheonix Wright pose as he walks to the battle, followed by a mighty cry in an attempt to stop the fighting.
"HOLD IT!"
He does all of this as flamboyantly and distractingly as possible.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Class: Revolver-Toting cliche
HP: 14/15
Defense: .5
Attack:5
Skills:
9 leathercraft
INV:
1 +2 Enigma mana bullet((Enter bullet time when shot at self))
1 +4 panning mithril revolver
1 +3 sterling silver revolver
1 +3 xmosaic bulletx
2 +0 silver bullets
2 -5 silver bullets
2 +1 xxsilver bulletsxx
2 +2 silver bullets
2 +2 xsilver bulletsx
1 +10 Pheonix Quartz Bullet ((After being fired, sacrifice 25% of health to recreate it))
1/2 Ashes of Darkness
2 +3 homing magical topaz bullets
1 +2 golden revolver revolver
1 pair Skimpy Goblin Leather Coat ((+2 to social rolls against the opposite gender)).

[Caellath]

Azastre looks at Ace then Sandra and makes gestures which read "Don't mind him, he is 'special'."

Azastre keeps on with the aiming practice. Then shoots "Zalgo" with a +2/+5 dual-stage bullet.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: 5' 10", leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching past his waist and partially tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Enhanced Attack¹
-Ammocrafting - 41 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Armorcrafting - 6 points
-Social - 9 points
-Aiming - 80 points
Attack: 2
HP: 45/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.1/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>two +2/+5 Dual stage iron bullets
>xgold +0/-4 bulletx
>one +4/+2 bullet
>one quartz +2/+3 bullet
>one quartz +4/+4 bullet
>two +3/+6 marble bullets
>one -5/-10 bullet
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus
three large silver daggers
few largish bones of dubious origin
twisted pieces of gold railing
marble?
oversized armor
Silver and bone shoulderguard: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

Male
10/10 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense
+1 Leather Armor

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)

[Tiruin]

Azastre looks at Ace then Sandra and makes gestures which read "Don't mind him, he is 'special'."

((XD))

Ire gives Azastre a look that states: "Could you help us a bit?"

[Caellath]

Ire gives Azastre a look that states: "Could you help us a bit?"

Azastre makes a thumbs up gesture.

[Spinal_Taper]

Azastre looks at Ace then Sandra and makes gestures which read "Don't mind him, he is 'special'."

Ace smirks, then gives Azastre a look that says "Watch and learn, my friend."
 ((I think they all have serious issues. Aces would be his flamboyance and egotism. Azastre's  emotional, Kahn is overly violent and zealous. Ire is as you put it, "naughty". Ariana, the death knight is probrably the most normal one. I consider this a bad sign.))

[IronyOwl]

"Do you have a purpose, then, or do you simply linger? We seek the way above, do you know it?"

Question emaciated thing while searching for stairs. Also see if I can figure out what's wrong with Jack.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
23/24 HP
2 Attack
1 Defense

Dodging 2
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (6 pt)

+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.

Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Flying Dice]

Rod concocts an intricate plan consisting of "Hit Zalgo with sword repeatedly while dancing around", then puts it into action.

Spoiler: Rod Manly (click to show/hide)

Attack: 4
HP: 24/24
DEF: +.5
Agility¹
Two-Handed Sword Skills¹ (60pt towards l2)
Iron Heart Surge
Acrobatics¹, 30 pt
Circus¹

INV:
+3 Revolver Mithril Claymore - You can teleport a short distance after you attack if you sacrifice 1 HP. You can also recall the sword from anywhere with just a thought.
+1.5 Ebony Armor
Masterful Diamond, Gold, and Silver Codpiece
20ft of rope
Highly Irregular Chaos Box (Touch pip to magical item to activate)
3 warm, white daggers
Black vial
5 Soul Crystal

[Scelly9]

Also see if I can figure out what's wrong with Jack.

If this involves touching me: scream "PAAAANNNNCAAAKKKKEEEEE"

[Skyrunner]

Jack yells "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE!" somehow pronouncing silent es.

Insanity: 4
4 Jack collects five soulshards.

Kahn

4 + 8 + 2 vs 2 + 4

Kahn hops back, and seeing that Zalgo sorta has a blind spot around the center of his back stabs again! Zalgo takes 8 damage. Zalgo pivots and slashes with his evil sword,

4 + 4 + 4 vs 4 + 4
= 4 damage.

6->3 Kahn watches the wound bubble black for a moment before changing back into the color of a healthy, normal wound. He suddenly feels like he's been fighting for an hour, muscles threatening to go limp and stiff everywhere.

(1/2 Attack for one turn)

Ire DWAGON FIAH!

6->4 In a bout of inspiration, Ire finds and flicks a switch that changes from FLAMETHROWER MODE to WELDING TORCH MODE and blasts Zalgo's back with no concern needed for Kahn.

3+4+10 vs 1+4
= 12 damage

The scent of charred flesh enters the air. Zalgo is now punctured from back through front in a cleanly cauterized wound. He doesn't seem to care.

Ace
4+2
Sandra blinks, then colors and runs off to the back of the room, circling the walls and taking something out of her pocket.

(+1 to morale, Sandra's.)

3 HOLD IT! you announce, but the sound doesn't carry well and no-one except you hears it.

Azastre watches as Sandra seemingly succumbs to Ace's charm, faux or not, and aims.

2, 19/100
He misses. The bullet drifts over the head of Zalgo and hits a crystal that was on the wall. A faint shrieking sound carries as the dust settles.

4,1,1 Also, his aiming practice does him no good.

Arianna

"What ... 'up'? What is ... 'above'? There's only this black room, isn't it?That's all I remember, you know. The room, the sword, and me. Nothing more. "

2 Arianna peers at Jack. She doesn't know what is wrong.

However, Jack notices Arianna's gaze and screams "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE!!!" again. Remember that multiple exclamation points are the mark of insanity. Also, he manages to pronounce silent Es... again.

Rod

2 doesn't know how to dance with a sword.
He decides to forgo the dancing part and runs at Zalgo, slapping him silly with the blunt of his sword then prancing back a few steps. He repeats.

Zalgo doesn't seem to be dazed at all. Usually, hitting people with heavy things on the head has the side effect of making them concussed, but not Zalgo.

(interestingly, the unnamed enemy's name is now officially Zalgo )