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[Flying Dice]

((Azastre made it into a tank top, but Ire loved it. Also, you are not doing it officially, but you still put them there.

There is no use in denying ))

((No s- I d-...

You can't argue with a loveable ~17 year old child, and I won't. I mean, look at the cute chibi! ))

((Meanwhile Rod is standing atop the fourth wall, waiting to drag a kicking and screaming line of dialogue off to the OOC quotes thread.  ))

[Caellath]

((Ire's throwing daggers have +2 damage. Not that I'm actually hoping to see Ace dead.))

[Spinal_Taper]

((Ire's throwing daggers have +2 damage. Not that I'm actually hoping to see Ace dead.))

((Oh, that stings.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

Kahn had had enough carnage for the moment and sat back to bask in the collective fear of his foes. And regen some HP.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Kahn
Attack: 8
HP: 10/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing

(Edit: Also, I read it, and I don't see how Tiruin couldn't have meant that any way but as innuendo. Sorry, but there it is dude. Your fault for saying 'cock and load' and not the more universally accepted 'lock and load' as well as asking what else he could do with his hands.)

[Caellath]

(Edit: Also, I read it, and I don't see how Tiruin couldn't have meant that any way but as innuendo. Sorry, but there it is dude. Your fault for saying 'cock and load' and not the more universally accepted 'lock and load' as well as asking what else he could do with his hands.)

((See? I told you. Heavy sexual innuendos, I said.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

(Also Ire blatantly checked Ace out and suggested they go somewhere away from the rest of the party. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a bad influence on people... )

[Flying Dice]

((There's something in the water. But it's hard to resist, because it tastes so good going down.))

[Caellath]

(Also Ire blatantly checked Ace out and suggested they go somewhere away from the rest of the party. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a bad influence on people... )

((Yep, I also saw that. "...tanned, tall body..." She wants some. And also admitted she is giving him a "chase".

I also blame you and your dirty, dirty mind.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

(It's pretty unwashed, yeah. It's difficult to fit soap in through the ears like that, and I hate the way liquid detergent feels when you pour it in there. Uuugh. *shiver*)

[Skyrunner]

((o-O << Reaction to torrent of accusations of innuendo and refutations thereof;))

Ace bluffs!

[1] "... Scr-ew you, hu-man," manages one goblin, sounding like he put those three simple words in a grinder, put said grinder into a millstone, ground them into bread, stomped on them and put them back with a bolt of lightning and stitches. Lots of stitches.

Three goblins and a kobold brandish their spears/silver dagger and gets ready to charge.

Rod loots the fallen corpses who, when they weren't corpses, had succumbed to Ire's fiah.

2 The fiah was amazingly thorough.

Azastre checks that kestrel is already on shoulder. He then hops from the robot (the kestrel instinctively flutters its wings for a bit before settling down again) and trains Enhanced Attack with the robot's help.

6->6->5,1,4 = 110 pt to Enhanced Attack². Azastre gains Enhanced Attack^2, and gains 1 point to attack.

Ire throws a dagger at Ace, instead of, say, tossing it, or even underhanding it.

1 Ire doesn't realize the inherent problem with this.

She also throws well.
4+2+4 vs 3+.5

With a splurtch sound, the silver dagger embeds itself into the tasty, tanned and most importantly soft flesh of Ace; more specifically, in the lower arm of Ace. 6 damage dealt to Ace.

Jack tries to pick up and drop a goblin.

3+ERROR_NO_CHARACTER_SHEET v

Critical error occurred: Aborting.

Arianna picks up entirely dead goblins.

5 She manages to skin three goblins without any bladed implements. No beard, either.

She then proceeds to craft (again without sufficiently needle-y tools) ... 5,4,4 a not-too-shabby leather coat, tunic and pants.

Kahn basks in fear of his foes.

1 One of them comes and stabs Kahn.

6->5 + 3 vs 5
Kahn takes 9 damage.

Kahn then leisurely regens Hp.

5: 4,6->6->5,2 = 23 HP regained.

[Scelly9]

-_-
Jack begins slaughtering all the goblins by picking them up and smashing them to the ground.

Spoiler: Jack Dendy (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Attack: 9
HP: 10/10
INV:
7 razor sharp stones
+-.5 Sharp Stone Wand-
+1 Stone Breastplate of Cuts
+3 Exceptionally Accurate Topaz Encrusted Mithril Wand.
4 +2 Iron Stars

[IronyOwl]

Arianna smiled at her handiwork. So far, so good.

Harvest more dead goblins for spare leather and bones.

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Arianna Salgrief
18/18 HP
2 Attack
1 Defense

Dodging0 (110 pt)
Toughness1 [+3 hp]

Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.

Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.

Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Foul blackguard! Unrepentant swine! You were given a chance to quit the field, but now there shall be no quarter!" Kahn roared, going for the goblin who attacked him with a vicious thrust.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Kahn
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance:  Furry leather armor, long mustache and beard, long greasy black hair, brown eyes. The guy is clearly some kind of bandit raider.
Background: Sir Kahn is actually an undercover knight who has been infiltrating a clan of raiders for the past five years in hopes of busting them in the act of some really big scheme they clearly (don't) have in mind.
Attack: 8
HP: 24/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing

(@Caellath: Can I bother you for a Sir Kahn chibi? >.>)

[IronyOwl]

Arianna perked her head up, returning to work when she saw Kahn charging a goblin instead.

[Caellath]

((Shouldn't it be Enhanced Attack¹? I had 50 points to get to the first level.))

(@Caellath: Can I bother you for a Sir Kahn chibi? >.>)

((lolwut? But you can draw as well >.>))

Azastre nods his head in satisfaction. Luckily now he has the robot who has been helping him exemplarly in performing better at things he usually is very bad at. He sweeps his gaze over the battlefield, watching the half-naked woman throw a dagger at the man which twirls his weapons. Aside from that, the blonde lady seems to be creating garments from the dead creatures' skin and the knight is resting while a very angry-looking creature seems intent on killing him.

He turns back to take another peek at Ace just to watch as three goblins and one kobold prepare to attack him.

If Ace is unable to frighten or kill the enemies by himself, Azastre will load the AMR with the eight-round ammo box (the +1/+4 Dual-stage sterling silver 15.2mm round first), crouch down on the robot's hands with his back against its chest, wrap one of his arms around the grip of the rifle, carefully aim at the enemy closest to Ace through the crystalline-lens X10 scope and fire, hoping to frighten the rest of the enemies. He won't shoot if Ace gets in the way.

If Ace is able to take care of matters by himself or something along those lines, Azastre will try to gather more silver, bones and leather from the corpses and create a small and light set of armor for his kestrel to train some armorcrafting.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: 5' 10", leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching to his waist and tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Ammocrafting - 24 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Enhanced Attack¹
Attack: 2
HP: 41/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.05/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>two +2/+5 Dual stage iron bullets
>one +1/+4 Dual-stage sterling silver bullet
>one +4/+2 bullet
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus

Silver and bone shoulderguard: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)