Okay, I'm now officially stupid -_- I pressed Ctrl+W, and my browser closed out. I was trying to close this inane YouTube video. It trolled me.
Kahn
You head upstairs.
Jack
5 You create a +1 Gold Railing Wand, because gold is just that good. Minecraft says so.
5 You also gather 9 azurites and enchant them to be +.5 Azurites.
Ace
2 Sadly, your revolver does not confess its love back. ): Poor Ace.
6->6 You create a +4 Golden Revolver of Awesome! It is masterfully crafted, and is decorated with images of a +4 Golden Revolver of Awesome. It shines with an unearthly sparkle. It has a 50% chance of knocking the target halfway across the room. Also, because it's gold, it has a 25% chance of randomly breaking down after a shot.
Rod rips a gold rod and some crystals off the stairway. You attempt to alter your spear into a warhammer.
How the heck are you doing that? (reference avatar image)
Anyways, 5,2 THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN. You create a =+1 Gold Headed Sterling Silver Shafted Warhammer=. It has a 25% chance of randomly reverting to a =Sterling Silver Spear= and a +1 Gold Hammerhead, because gold.
You don't have time to craft armor; heck, even the warhammer was done in 6 seconds.
Ire
You scramble up the stairs!
Houbert races you!
3 vs 2
Ire gets there first.
Also, 3 nothing happens.
This floor is again round. It has a large fountain, about nine times larger in volume than a single human, which seems to be made of porcelain. The water is a sparkling red, like a ruby. There are red dragon statues made from some kind of clay-stone circling the room like sentinels guarding a treasure. They have sapphire eyes that almost seem to gleam.
Where to check?
Also, 4 You combine the two spear-things and create a +.5 Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver, Encrusted with Sterling Silver.
Or, +.5 GSSSASSESS for short. Also, it has a 25% chance of randomly turning into a +.5 Non-Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver, Encrusted with Sterling Silver, or +.5 NGSSSASSESS for short. Because, y'know, gold.
Azastre
6->4 You create a caestus. Which is an ancient battle glove, sometimes used in pankration. They were worn as today's boxing gloves, but were made with leather strips and sometimes filled with iron plates or fitted with blades or spikes, and used as weapons. The word is Latin, an agent noun derived from verb caedere, meaning "to strike", and as such can be reasonably translated as "striker". Despite the final "-s", "cestus" is a singular noun. The Latin plural is caestūs, but in English "cestuses" has been used.
I totally did not copy that from Wikipedia.
The caestus is a +.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus.
Houbert
You add three gold railings and six azurites to your inventory.
You create Super Armor. 5,4 It is a +1 Super Armor. One could also say it was a +1 Armor, or +1 Genericarmor, or +1 Gold-plated Golden Gold Breastplate of Shininess, but they all mean the same.