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[Flying Dice]

"In my defense, these crystals are from the stairs."

[IronyOwl]

Arianna closed her eyes a moment, focusing on the sword and pointing it slightly at one of the crystals.

"Soul crystal?" she attempted to mentally message to the blade, hoping it would respond with information.

Ire looked at Arianna with a well-meant smile.

"That sword seems sentient. Mind if I try poking at it with my spear?"

"I think there are better ways to communicate with it."

Question sword. Also harvest stair gems.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
23/24 HP
2 Attack
1 Defense

Dodging 2
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (6 pt)
Gem Appraising (3 pt)

Zalgo's Sword: Currently stuck to hand, which feels tainted. Definitely an evil sword, broad, double-edged, and two-handed, embellished with silver and emanating raw evil.
+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.

Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Skyrunner]

Jack 5, 5 gleefully collects a handful more crystals. +4 crystals

Azastre 2 forgets to tell the robot to collect the gems and heads upstairs. Zalgo is slung over its other shoulder. The strange sound of gems being crushed under the robot's feet is like small caches of firepowder going off.

Floor thirteen is a jarring sight, a deluge of strange colors, mostly pink and other pastel tones. But mostly pink.

After a while, Azastre can tell that the huge mounds of pink are actually trees, made of cotton candy with a candy cane as a trunk, complete with swirling red-and-white coloration. The very air is sweet from all those confections lying around. Azastre looks down and notices that the default tiles of Sky Tower are disappeared and gone, and instead replaced with slabs of glossy white chocolate with delicate blue swirls in it. Each tile of sweets has one peppermint in each corner which seem to serve as bolts. The sky has fluffy white clouds floating in it, with a single fragile staircase spiraling high into the air beyond sight. The staircase is probably made of red licorice and has hard candy steps. Lemon, it seems. The is a road of sorts heading between some trees, lined by gumdrops and set of a different shade of white chocolate.

Rod 2 uses his hands to collect gems. 5 damage is taken from all those minuscule shards, but he gets One Handful of gems.

6->3 He hums.

Kahn smartly uses his spear to knock the gems off of the steps. 3 Enough of them are gone to take less than or equal to 2 damage going up the stairs. Tiny sparkling jewels are scattered onto the floor.


Ire 1 somehow explodes the dragonfirethrower. It is gone.

Boom!

Ace stands next to the stairs and catches gems that Kahn cleared off the steps.

5 He neatly encrusts his blank cards with sparkly gems and creates a complete fifty-four-card deck. The cards are slightly heavier than normal playing cards, and could probably hurt soft flesh easily if they were thrown.

One +2 Gem Card Deck of Fifty Four obtained

Arianna 1 questions the sword.

Inside her head, the distant laughing of a male voice is heard. The voice abruptly stops laughing and says in a tone that makes her hair stand,

:Pay the price, human, and I'll get you what you want. Hehe, he, hehe. . . just one small share of your soul, won't you? I promise I won't touch your eyes, eh? Eyes are the windows to a man, or woman's, soul, and I want everyone to see your pure, lovely, tasty soul... I'll just take that one sliver, and ... use it well, of course, wouldn't harm it, not for my life. Like I have one. Haha!:

Arianna also catches One Handful of the gems that are falling off the stairs. A black sheath of leather magically appears on her belt. She experimentally drops it, and it doesn't stick to her. It seems that the sheath is much smaller than the sword. The shape is different too, more of a longsword than a two-handed BFS.

Spoiler: Random (click to show/hide)

I just finished Tower of God today, a Korean webcomic, and the Tower is pretty similar in some ways to the Sky Tower, and different in others. Eerie.

Spoiler: Related (click to show/hide)

Creepiness factor to the max, activate!

(Hopes it succeeds Dx)

[Tiruin]

Ire dropped to her knees as the dragon-fire thrower exploded into tiny bits around her. She was unscathed, of course, but the knowledge that she had one darn shot left and the promise to put it to good use was...distressing, to say the least.

Mope mope mope.

Try to inspire self to do something good//gain inspiration while moping.

Sadly mope up to the 13th floor. Because sad.

Spoiler: Ire Fidel (click to show/hide)

Age:27
Gender:Female
Appearance: Ire is a tall woman with jet black hair that falls to shoulder length, tied in a braid. She has dark brown eyes that match her light complexion. She is garbed in a light grey cloak with leather armor underneath.
Background: Known to be a deviant person, Ire was brought up with knowledge of the law and it's rapport with the common people. Living her life as a lone vigilante in the prime cities, stopping would-be-muggers and thieves, she has learned most of her own skills from the people she tracks.

Ironically, she has never taken a life nor stolen without repaying back, in anyway whatsoever.

Due to all this, she is partly allergic to rope.

Class:Rogue Assassin

attack: 4
defense: 1
hp: 23/28

Inspired! - Burning Inspiration ; Combustive footing

Inspiration left: Nothing! 

Skills Known:
Toughness^I - (I'm tough. Yay!)
Enhanced Attack I (+1 to attack, already added in.)
Enhanced Attack II - 00 points trained.
Acrobatics - 10 points trained.
Projectile Throwing I - (bonus to thrown weapons)
Projectile Throwing II - 00 points trained.
Diplomacy - 10 points trained.
Animal Training - 30 points trained.

Spells Known:
Field Healing

Known Status Afflictions made on self:
Disable - Can only perform 1 action per turn.

Inventory:
Her clothing - Now but a slightly better tank-top and a set of pants. Minus the Leather Armor.
A large red coral button
A +2 Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver and Gold, Encrusted with Sterling Silver - {Equipped ; Blessed by the Progenitors! ; Gilded Aura}

A +10 Fire Clay encrusted Dragonfire-thrower - {Equipped} 1 charge left ; Will survive one sundering strike due to decoration - "Going to make this count."

You idiot...you blew it up!


Three Uncut Sapphires
Sharp Dented Steel Dagger
Six Silver Throwing Daggers (+2 Modifier)
A heap of inorganic materia

[Flying Dice]

Wincing, Rod follows up the stairs in the robot's footsteps while trying to heal himself.

Spoiler: Rod Manly (click to show/hide)

Attack: 4
HP: 12/24
DEF: +.5
Agility¹
Two-Handed Sword Skills¹ (60pt towards l2)
Iron Heart Surge
Acrobatics¹, 30 pt
Circus¹
Technique: 超天攻軸 (Surpass Sky Hit Dowel)
(Dis)ability: 75% of being too ignorant to tell the difference between two markedly different things. Permanent until cured.

INV:
+3 Revolver Mithril Claymore - You can teleport a short distance after you attack if you sacrifice 1 HP. You can also recall the sword from anywhere with just a thought.
+1.5 Ebony Armor
Masterful Diamond, Gold, and Silver Codpiece
20ft of rope
Highly Irregular Chaos Box (Touch pip to magical item to activate)
3 warm, white daggers
Black vial
5 Soul Crystal
One Handful of gems

[SeriousConcentrate]

Kahn attempts to be a gentleman and princess-carry Ire up the stairs so she doesn't suffer damage from the remaining gems, since she looks sad. Once up there, he sets her down and looks around in puzzlement before suggesting following the road.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sir Kahn
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance:  See next spoiler
Background: Sir Kahn is actually an undercover knight who has been infiltrating a clan of raiders for the past five years in hopes of busting them in the act of some really big scheme they clearly (don't) have in mind.
Attack: 8
HP: 31/35

Equipped: +2 Shocking Plus Spear - Shocks enemy on a roll of 5 or 6
Mountain Bandit Clothing
+4 Marble Dwarven Mountain Armor - It has a 16.66% chance of impeding an action. It's also fake, because Sir Kahn is obviously not a dwarf.

Skills: Polearms (Level 1): 0 pts
Charisma (Level 1): 0 pts

Spoiler: Appearance (click to show/hide)

By Caellath!

[Caellath]

Azastre's mouth opens in surprise as he watches the place he has found himself in. His eyes gleam in glee, and he is able to contain his desire to start biting everything because he knows much of what exists in this tower is too dangerous, even if not appearing to be so. He still grins and after assessing the floor seems safe, talks to the robot to safely bring one of his newly-made friends upstairs.

Azastre asks kindly the robot to carry Sandra to this floor and also some gems for him from the stairs. When the robot is done, he follows the road, eyes sparkling.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: 5' 10", leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching past his waist and partially tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Aiming ¹
-Enhanced Attack¹
-Ammocrafting - 41 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Armorcrafting - 6 points
-Social - 9 points
Attack: 2
HP: 43/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.1/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>xgold +0/-4 bulletx
>one +4/+2 bullet
>one quartz +4/+4 bullet
>two +3/+6 marble bullets
>one -5/-10 bullet
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus
three large silver daggers
few largish bones of dubious origin
twisted pieces of gold railing
marble?
oversized armor
Silver and bone shoulderguard: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

Male
10/10 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense
+1 Leather Armor

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)

[IronyOwl]

Arianna's mouth formed into a snarl as she gazed angrily down at the sword.

::My soul is my own, wretch. You will serve willingly, or we will see what other ways you might be of use to me.::

Intimidate sword. Train Intimidation?

Recollect +9 sword, if I don't still/now have it, and use it to clear and collect more gems off the staircase.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
23/24 HP
2 Attack
1 Defense

Dodging 2
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (6 pt)
Gem Appraising (3 pt)

Zalgo's Sword: Currently stuck to hand, which feels tainted. Definitely an evil sword, broad, double-edged, and two-handed, embellished with silver and emanating raw evil.
+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.
Black Leather Sheath: Looks to be made for a one-handed longsword.

Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars
1 Handful Possibly Pointy Stair Gems


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Spinal_Taper]

"Niiicee."
Ace pockets his cards, then turns around to Sandra.
"Comin' with?"
He offers his hand out to her, and climbs the stairs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Class: Revolver-Toting cliche
HP: 11/15
Defense: .5
Attack:5
Skills:
9 leathercraft
9 Social/Flirt
INV:
1 +2 Enigma mana bullet(Enter bullet time when shot at self)
1 +4 panning mithril revolver
1 +3 sterling silver revolver
1 +3 xmosaic bulletx
2 +0 silver bullets
1 -5 silver bullets
2 +1 xxsilver bulletsxx
2 +2 silver bullets
2 +2 xsilver bulletsx
1 +10 Pheonix Quartz Bullet (After being fired, sacrifice 25% of health to recreate it)
1/2 Ashes of Darkness
2 +511 Reality Sundering bullets
1 +2 golden revolver revolver
1 pair Skimpy Goblin Leather Coat (+2 social rolls against women)
+2 54 Gem Card Deck

[Skyrunner]

Ire 5 tries to remember how she made the starry discs. With a slight concentration, she plucks one out of midair. It kinda just forms from a single point and expands into a disc that's invisible edge-on. It feels slightly soft to the touch and quivers in mid-air. A word pops into her head—chasers. And with that, Ire lopes up the stairs and to the riot of colors that is the thirteenth floor. The orange star chaser lazily floats just behind her, but she is somehow aware of the fact that it is at a certain point behind her head exactly.

Rod 5 wills his hands to stop bleeding. He heals 5,2,1=8 damage.

Kahn brings Ire up like a gentleman, though she doesn't notice him. Kahn notes a small orange disc that has a less orange star, rounded rather than sharp, in the middle.
(Rounded star)

Kahn suggests following the road.

Azastre 5 has his robot fetch Sandra up the stairs before Ace can get to her, and also receives one handful of gems. He follows the road.

4 Continuing on, behind the cotton candy tree that hid the rest of the road there is a house. It has two stories, and is likewise made of candy or sweets. The windows are sugar glass, the walls are marble-textured chocolate; the door is of gingerbread and the windowpanes are dark chocolate. However, the chimney is made of good brick, and some smoke drifts upwards from it. In front of the house, a tiny mouse nibbles on a bush with green cotton candy foliage and navy-colored skittles. The mouse looks like an idealized cute version of a real one. It does not hide from the sound of Azastre's steps. From inside the house, a loud crashing sound is heard.

"..Woah. Candy galore," comments Sandra next to him.

Arianna

6->4
:Ahaha, oh dear, feisty one, ain't you? Sure, I'll serve willingly, if you give me some of your delectable soul. Keep trying to think of ways around that, okay? Chacha.:

The voice's presence recedes from Arianna's mind, and the dark crackles on the surface of the sword subside.

One +6 Cursed Evil Two-handed Sword get.

+9 to Intimidate.

Arianna recovers her other sword. She then gathers up the last few One Handful of gems and goes to F13.

Ace turns around and sees...nothing, where Sandra just was. Turning a bit more, he sees the robot of Azastre's silently kidnapping her.

He goes to F13.

[IronyOwl]

(("The last few One Handful?" Don't suppose that means I got more than one One Handfuls? :3))

With a snort, Arianna stowed her new acquisition; she doubted she'd need it anytime soon.

"I have ascertained the evil sword's properties," she stated to the group, or more specifically anyone who was willing to listen. "Specifically, it will serve for a portion of the wielder's soul. Needless to say I have declined this offer, but it seems resistant to attempts to coerce it to serve without a fee. For the moment, I would label it useless."

Her report finished, she took a bit more time to examine her surroundings. Made of candy... some fey trap or madness, then, possibly designed to lure children. What children would be doing this far up the tower, she couldn't say; but then, she couldn't say what they'd be doing deep inside a forest either. Fey were strange by definition.

Still, she supposed examining the mouse was in order, and presumably the house was occupied.

Examine surroundings in more detail, attempting to discern anything unusual or odd about the candy. Examine, poke, pick up, speak to, and then release mouse, in that order. Cancel routine if anything interesting happens.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arianna Salgrief
23/24 HP
2 Attack
1 Defense

Dodging 2
Toughness 3 [+9 hp; 15 base]

Leatherworking (9 pt)
Armorcrafting (18 pt)
Butchery (12 pt)
Diplomacy (6 pt)
Intimidation (9 pt)
Gem Appraising (3 pt)

+9 Sword: Made of some silvery material. Dented, beat up, even rusty in places, but powerful through sheer magic.
Xx+2 lacquered stone armorxX :: 50% on losing one +1 every hit, and a 25% for losing the other +1 after.
Black Leather Sheath: Looks to be made for a one-handed longsword.

+6 Cursed Evil Two-Handed Sword: Intelligent, evil sword, broad, double-edged, and two-handed, embellished with silver and emanating raw evil. Demands a piece of soul to function.
Core Key
Feathers :: Every color of the rainbow and then some except green and violet, plus white, black, and several shades in between.
Goblin Leather Clothes: "Not too shabby" leather coat, tunic, and pants.
Feather Triangle Piece
Goblin bones
Goblin Bone Form-Fitting Knee-High Boots: Very form-fitting, probably a pain to wear in combat. Not very good vs piercing, but might be handy for kicking things.
6 gold Tower coins: They feature a stylized dragon head on one side and an image of Sky Tower on the other. Each coin is the size of a wine cork and ribbed around the edges. Divided amongst three sacks.
Giant Sapphire: 49 cm around.
3 Black Silk Rolls, 2 Red Silk Rolls, 4 Plain Silk Rolls
16 bronze bars
2 Handfuls Possibly Pointy Stair Gems


Pet Male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak: It is a black bird with a red breast and a yellow spot on its head. It eats seeds. It glows with a minor red aura.


18 Female Death Knight
Tall, beautiful woman with very fair skin, long blonde hair, and ice blue eyes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Caellath]

Azastre smiles brightly at Sandra after hearing her remark and catfaces, nodding effusively in agreement. His eyes still sparkling in glee, he moves towards the little mouse with curiosity, crouching nearby it.

Azastre naively tries to talk with the mouse or otherwise examine it.

Spoiler:  Azastre Ferrusleo (click to show/hide)

Name: Azastre Ferrusleo
Age: ? (appears to be very young)
Gender: Male
Appearance: 5' 10", leanly-built, long light blue hair reaching past his waist and partially tied in a single braid. He has fiery orange eyes, a very young-looking face and is stark naked at the moment except for a pristine white Roma-style toga draped over his shoulders which ends at his thighs and tends to flutter from time to time, much to his dismay. He also wears calligae (roman soldier sandals), altough they are styled like the roman civilians' sandals, despite their sturdier leather.
Class: Crafter/Smith/Inventor.

Skill Points: 0
Skills:
-Acrobatics²
-Ambidexterity²
-Aiming ¹
-Enhanced Attack¹
-Ammocrafting - 41 points
-Pankration - 4 points
-Armorcrafting - 6 points
-Social - 9 points
Attack: 2
HP: 43/45
Inventory (aside from clothing):
Masterpiece +2/.1/+10 Mithril Anti-Material Rifle encrusted with Jewels and Leather - Has integrated crystalline eyesights
>four +3/+10 Dual-stage bullets
>xgold +0/-4 bulletx
>one +4/+2 bullet
>one quartz +4/+4 bullet
>two +3/+6 marble bullets
>one -5/-10 bullet
+.5 Gold-Azurite Non-leather Caestus
+.5 Gold-Azurite Caestus
three large silver daggers
few largish bones of dubious origin
twisted pieces of gold railing
marble?
oversized armor
one handful of gems
Silver and bone shoulderguard: Heals the kestrel whenever he roosts there for more than a turn.
-Kestrel: Brownish plumage speckled with black spots (has very sharp talons)

Male
10/10 HP
2 Attack
2 Defense
+1 Leather Armor

-Giant Robot Companion: Is tall and is made of metal.

Spoiler: Chibi Ref (click to show/hide)

[Tiruin]

Ire stared on at the magnificent sight around her, if this wasn't paradise, she could've sworn she felt her jaw drop.

All these sweets. Sweet sweet sweets!

You just had to have a sweettooth, eh?

Stab the white chocolate tile with my spear! Then...if nothing happens, taste it! :3

"This whole floor is made of confectionery delights?!"

Spoiler: Ire Fidel (click to show/hide)

Age:27
Gender:Female
Appearance: Ire is a tall woman with jet black hair that falls to shoulder length, tied in a braid. She has dark brown eyes that match her light complexion. She is garbed in a light grey cloak with leather armor underneath.
Background: Known to be a deviant person, Ire was brought up with knowledge of the law and it's rapport with the common people. Living her life as a lone vigilante in the prime cities, stopping would-be-muggers and thieves, she has learned most of her own skills from the people she tracks.

Ironically, she has never taken a life nor stolen without repaying back, in anyway whatsoever.

Due to all this, she is partly allergic to rope.

Probable Allies:
1x Orange star chaser

Class:Rogue Assassin

attack: 4
defense: 1
hp: 23/28

Inspired! - Burning Inspiration ; Combustive footing

Inspiration left: Nothing! 

Skills Known:
Toughness^I - (I'm tough. Yay!)
Enhanced Attack I (+1 to attack, already added in.)
Enhanced Attack II - 00 points trained.
Acrobatics - 10 points trained.
Projectile Throwing I - (bonus to thrown weapons)
Projectile Throwing II - 00 points trained.
Diplomacy - 10 points trained.
Animal Training - 30 points trained.

Spells Known:
Field Healing

Known Status Afflictions made on self:
Disable - Can only perform 1 action per turn.

Inventory:
Her clothing - Now but a slightly better tank-top and a set of pants. Minus the Leather Armor.
A large red coral button
A +2 Gold-plated Sterling Silver Spear Augmented with Sterling Silver and Gold, Encrusted with Sterling Silver - {Equipped ; Blessed by the Progenitors! ; Gilded Aura}

A +10 Fire Clay encrusted Dragonfire-thrower - Mourning it's loss...



Three Uncut Sapphires
Sharp Dented Steel Dagger
Six Silver Throwing Daggers (+2 Modifier)
A heap of inorganic materia

[Scelly9]

Climb Stairs

Spoiler: Jack Dendy (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Attack: 9
HP: 10/10
Magic Mastery
Small-rock-to-brain diplomacy: 5
Diplomacy: 2
INV:
6 razor sharp stones
6 Soul Crystal
+-.5 Sharp Stone Wand-
+1 Stone Breastplate of Cuts
+3 Exceptionally Accurate Topaz Encrusted Mithril Wand.
4 +2 Iron Stars'
1 Goblin Leather

[Flying Dice]

"Ah, much better."

Rod climbs the stairs to floor 13 (if he hasn't already) and follows the others down the road, carefully avoiding as much of the candy as possible.

"Poison... it's all poison!"

Spoiler: Rod Manly (click to show/hide)

Attack: 4
HP: 20/24
DEF: +.5
Agility¹
Two-Handed Sword Skills¹ (60pt towards l2)
Iron Heart Surge
Acrobatics¹, 30 pt
Circus¹
Technique: 超天攻軸 (Surpass Sky Hit Dowel)
(Dis)ability: 75% of being too ignorant to tell the difference between two markedly different things. Permanent until cured.

INV:
+3 Revolver Mithril Claymore - You can teleport a short distance after you attack if you sacrifice 1 HP. You can also recall the sword from anywhere with just a thought.
+1.5 Ebony Armor
Masterful Diamond, Gold, and Silver Codpiece
20ft of rope
Highly Irregular Chaos Box (Touch pip to magical item to activate)
3 warm, white daggers
Black vial
5 Soul Crystal
One Handful of gems