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Author Topic: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!  (Read 11669 times)

Marshall Burns

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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2012, 03:07:52 pm »
Well, sadly their romance came to an abrupt end when the sheriff was murdered by zombies and the other went berserk and murdered everyone who hadn't already been murdered by zombies.
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NW_Kohaku

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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2012, 03:12:48 pm »
Quote from: Marshall Burns on March 25, 2012, 03:07:52 pm
Well, sadly their romance came to an abrupt end when the sheriff was murdered by zombies and the other went berserk and murdered everyone who hadn't already been murdered by zombies.

Sounds like just more teenage romance pulp fiction schlock.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2012, 03:24:14 pm »
Greatest  love story ever told.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2012, 03:28:28 pm »
The moral of the story is that love is even more dangerous than zombies.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2012, 03:31:06 pm »
Interesting... I wonder what happens when a hammerer is forced to hammer their spouse.  !!SCIENCE!! needs to be done.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2012, 04:13:13 pm »
That's kind of sweet. On a gruesome, twisted, tragic level.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 04:16:48 pm »
Here honey, just hold still. I want to be sure to crush your skull in one go.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2012, 04:20:07 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 25, 2012, 04:16:48 pm
Here honey, just hold still. I want to be sure to crush your skull in one go.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2012, 04:30:53 pm »
Stonecrafter <3< Sherrif OTP?

This stuff actually isn't too uncommon though, it seems like my dwarves spend so little time together that they will make instant friends if they so much as brush past each other during the few seconds they don't have a job after finishing the last one.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2012, 04:38:02 pm »
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on March 25, 2012, 03:12:48 pm
Quote from: Marshall Burns on March 25, 2012, 03:07:52 pm
Well, sadly their romance came to an abrupt end when the sheriff was murdered by zombies and the other went berserk and murdered everyone who hadn't already been murdered by zombies.

Sounds like just more teenage romance pulp fiction schlock.
oh my god, DF just generated the new twilight follow up.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2012, 05:14:23 pm »
Quote from: RAKninja on March 25, 2012, 04:38:02 pm
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on March 25, 2012, 03:12:48 pm
Quote from: Marshall Burns on March 25, 2012, 03:07:52 pm
Well, sadly their romance came to an abrupt end when the sheriff was murdered by zombies and the other went berserk and murdered everyone who hadn't already been murdered by zombies.

Sounds like just more teenage romance pulp fiction schlock.
oh my god, DF just generated the new twilight follow up.

How dare you!? This is way better than Twilight.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2012, 05:29:03 pm »
Quote from: FoiledFencer on March 25, 2012, 05:14:23 pm
Quote from: RAKninja on March 25, 2012, 04:38:02 pm
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on March 25, 2012, 03:12:48 pm
Quote from: Marshall Burns on March 25, 2012, 03:07:52 pm
Well, sadly their romance came to an abrupt end when the sheriff was murdered by zombies and the other went berserk and murdered everyone who hadn't already been murdered by zombies.

Sounds like just more teenage romance pulp fiction schlock.
oh my god, DF just generated the new twilight follow up.

How dare you!? This is way better than Twilight.
And it has the added bonus of being much more honest about the abusive nature of the core relationship.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2012, 05:54:53 pm »
This is awesome. Pure epicness. If I could sig this whole thread (without just a link), I would. lol

The +1 thing sounds better though - I'd prefer that.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2012, 06:08:01 pm »
Still a better love story than Twilight
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2012, 06:12:57 pm »
'Everyone Poops' is a better love story than 'Twilight', it's not saying much.
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