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Author Topic: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!  (Read 11684 times)

Marshall Burns

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Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« on: March 24, 2012, 11:28:55 pm »
So, new fort, not even into winter yet. This stonecrafter gets angry about a bunch of keas cadging his masterwork amulets and throws a tantrum. He heads to the dormitory, where he precedes to bash in the heads of three sleeping dwarves, including one of his own friends and the doctor. I don't have much administration set up yet, so I hastily appoint a sheriff, and convict the mason of his crimes. He gets sentenced to a beating, which the sheriff administers.

Then I notice that he's no longer miserable. In fact, he's ecstatic! Turns out he was caught up in a new romance, just now. With the sheriff.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 11:37:12 pm »
I'd be willing to bet they'll have quite a spicy lovelife. Also, just think of what a great story they'll be able to tell when people ask about how they hooked up.

"so, I had just finished beating the shit out of him, when he looked up and told me I have the most gorgeous eyes..."
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 11:37:38 pm »
Buy them a whip.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 11:40:03 pm »
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 11:41:04 pm »
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Marshall Burns

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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 11:58:03 pm »
Yeah, first whip I get is definitely going into the sheriff's uniform. I'll have to install some chains in their room, too.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 12:05:02 am »
Is the sheriff's name Rihanna by chance?

(or whoever wrote that, I don't know rap worth a damn)
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 02:29:11 am »
♠
Bit of an inside joke, but... :P
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 05:12:25 am »
She didnt beat him.


It was the other way around.


Perv points if you get it.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2012, 05:45:22 am »
Quote from: Corai on March 25, 2012, 05:12:25 am
It was the other way around.

I don't think they had any troubles finding the right way around.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Marshall Burns

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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2012, 10:25:48 am »
This forum needs a +1 button.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2012, 10:38:39 am »
Quote from: Marshall Burns on March 25, 2012, 10:25:48 am
This forum needs a +1 button.
Indeed it does. Whole thread is +1.
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 10:54:32 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 24, 2012, 11:41:04 pm
Quote from: Urist Da Vinci on March 24, 2012, 11:40:03 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveAtFirstPunch

Sorry.

Damn it, I needed to go to sleep sometime before noon tomorrow.  :P

This. It SUCKS YOU IN! SO MANY LINKS TO PRESS!

Hmmm... Don't forget a cave-in dust generator for "breath play" :p

Oh, and all leather clothing for the sheriff, as well ;)
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 11:37:29 am »
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Re: Crime and Punishment... and Love?!
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 11:47:19 am »
Sounds like my ex-fiancée. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.

Oh, I made myself sad.
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