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[Girlinhat]

You could mod the boily bloody thingy of dwarves so that they all explode violently, but you'd lose every dwarf that way, not just her.

Actually no, they'll only catch fire when they're cut.  Blood doesn't exist until a wound brings it out.  Blood inside a body is safe.

[Loud Whispers]

You could mod the boily bloody thingy of dwarves so that they all explode violently, but you'd lose every dwarf that way, not just her.

Actually no, they'll only catch fire when they're cut.  Blood doesn't exist until a wound brings it out.  Blood inside a body is safe.

Ah, so how would I go about making their blood vaporize?

Also, hauling the stones. Euthanasia is fun!

[KodKod]

Actually no, they'll only catch fire when they're cut.  Blood doesn't exist until a wound brings it out.  Blood inside a body is safe.

Whelp... in that case the question becomes is Urist McInPain covered in her own blood? If so then we could be in luck thanks to that useful tidbit.

I was actually thinking of ye olde Themonuclear Catspolsion, but come to think of it the means by which that was accomplished might have been taken out...

Ah, so how would I go about making their blood vaporize?

Also, hauling the stones. Euthanasia is fun!

Unless I am mistaken you just need to lower ze ignite point in the material definitions raw.

I've never had much cause to mod blood, or anything else for that matter, to set fire before.

[Girlinhat]

The thermonuclear catsplosion was performed by making a cat's skin (or any tissue) catch flame, and adding [SEVER_ON_BREAK] everywhere, so that they literally exploded in fire.  This should still be valid.  Although for more hilarity, a thermonuclear yaksplosion may be more prudent.

[Loud Whispers]

What does [SEVER_ON_BREAK] do?

-snip-

Three spatterings of blood.

[KodKod]

The thermonuclear catsplosion was performed by making a cat's skin (or any tissue) catch flame, and adding [SEVER_ON_BREAK] everywhere, so that they literally exploded in fire.  This should still be valid.  Although for more hilarity, a thermonuclear yaksplosion may be more prudent.

Very nice!

My dwarves will thank you. The kobolds will not.

[Girlinhat]

[SEVER_ON_BREAK] is exactly as it sounds.  When break, cause sever.  If you break an arm, the arm flies off.  I think this is partly used for tentacle demons or something similar, I can't recall exactly.  It's used for a few rare instances though.  There's a similar tag that makes a certain fluid come from a wound, or... something.  Cave slimes I think.  Meh, memory is muddled on this part.

[[5th]Lupin]

Build an upright spear under her using a high quality metal spear, hook it up to a lever, and have a dwarf pull the lever on repeat until she gets sufficiently torn apart.


Problem is, the dwarf is unconscious. So you can't built a upright spear trap below her, it will get suspended due to 'creature occupying site'

EDIT: ninja'd

I'm not too sure about that. I do it all the time with undiagnosable dwarfs in my hospital.

I deconstruct the bed, they fall to the floor still unconscious, and the dwarfs just build the spear under him with no problems at all. They don't even bother moving him. 

[KodKod]

Are you thinking of [TISSUE_LEAKS] for Cave Blobs and Iron Men?

I've never experimented with that one before but it could make for some interesting ‼SCIENCE‼

Funny... I can't find any evidence of the [SEVERONBREAKS] tag after 40d, it's almost as if it has disappeared entirely.

[Girlinhat]

That is most likely what I'm thinking of, yes.  There's a handful of rare, unused, or unverified tags.

Tentacle Demons in 40d have the [SPHERE:DEPRAVITY] tag associated with them, or at least I think it's DEPRAVITY.  As far as I can tell, this is what causes the engravings of "The tentacle demon is performing depraved acts upon the dwarf."  This sphere doesn't appear anywhere in versions after 40d.  I don't think anyone has tested if re-adding depravity will re-add depraved engravings.

This is an image of a dwarf and elf in elf bone.  The dwarf is performing depraved acts upon the elf.  The image relates to the siege of the dwarven fort and the slaying of the elf.

[KodKod]

Thank you for those mental images... I hadn't wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

[wastedlands]

First: Create massive tomb in seperate area of fort.
Second: Make her new bed in there.
Third: ...
Fourth: Profit.
Fifth: Strike water just as she dies from step Third.

[Loud Whispers]

Thank you for those mental images... I hadn't wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

Urist McKodKod likes dreams for their Elfy violations!

First: Create massive tomb in seperate area of fort.
Second: Make her new bed in there.
Third: ...
Fourth: Profit.
Fifth: Strike water just as she dies from step Third.

She's unconscious, and getting hauled from bed to bed by the other Dwarfs, and I think the journey to her tomb would be a painful one...

Quick death guys, quick death :S

[Spish]

Free a giant cave spider into her room. Total paralysis means total painlessness

(I think)

Edit: Whoops, didn't see the disclaimer. Try making her room an archery range, and giving crossbows to everyone.

[wastedlands]

Thank you for those mental images... I hadn't wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

Urist McKodKod likes dreams for their Elfy violations!

First: Create massive tomb in seperate area of fort.
Second: Make her new bed in there.
Third: ...
Fourth: Profit.
Fifth: Strike water just as she dies from step Third.

She's unconscious, and getting hauled from bed to bed by the other Dwarfs, and I think the journey to her tomb would be a painful one...

Quick death guys, quick death :S

Fine, force tantrum some random dwarf, I'm sure they'll only be too "happy" to oblige in the act.