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[Flying Dice]

Richard continues running away from the police, following xes visions. While shouting incoherently, s/he attempts to finish transforming into a busty magical girl with a pencil mustache and fly away.

[Logic]

The Police turn out to have been the band all along.

[Mr. Palau]

The Police turn out to have been the band all along.

I have no idea hwo this is related but yes the police shoudl ahve been the band all along, he has just killed the band and the real police have arrived now.

[The Fool]

Could someone draw a picture of this, plox!?

Done and done. Doesn't have colour, but whatever. Still awesome.

EDIT: Added things from the below comment. See my next post.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Needs some shades and that fat ciger. Besides that YES, YES! That is awesome.

[The Fool]

There. Shades and cigar have been added.

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[Gotdamnmiracle]

I feel like this picture belongs somewhere special but I don't know where... Oh yeah. My desktop!

"Hey. Wait a minute, is that Sting?"

"Aw damn, ya found me out. Hold on, Stew? Henry? And is that Andy? What the 'ell are you fellas doing here?"

"Not sure to tell the truth. One minute I'm in my house, dropping acid, the next I'm in a parking lot barking orders at a bunch of interns in police uniforms. How about you?"

"I heard my man Zeus was messing around with some hermaphrodite that lived around here. I wanted to catch him in the act."

Richy stops short, hearing this. Those weren't the police! They were The Police!

He figures this should give him some time to fully transform into a woman. He tries as hard as he can and can feel something well in up inside of him. It's starts as a sparks and grows in intensity until it is charring his soul and finally is complete. Righy recognizes the power as the aftereffects of drinking the gun.

Richard has gained the superpower: GLACIAL MANIPULATION

He can now control the direction of a glaciers movement.

"Aw damn. This be Argentina! Where I gonna find me some ice cubes?"

Richard thoughts are cut short by a bark saying "Freeze, police." A single police officer stood out of his car night stick drawn.

Challenge accepted? y / n

[Flying Dice]

"I accept your challenge, oh great lizard! To the death, or victory to the last to giggle?"


Dance past him and steal his police cruiser. If any fragment of Richard's mind is still free, use it to direct glacial movement toward a small town in western Idaho.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

"Give my your fast box, space fiend, and you may thirst unbugalooed!"

The cop sees you nearing with your axe at the ready andswings at you with the club, only to be evaded by Richy's slick moves. Richard slides right under the wide swing and hops into the police car.

"No fiddle sticks." Richard says, noticing his lack of keys. "This pound cake can't backflip!" richard yells as he pounds against the steering wheel. He does manage to lock the door before the officer can get to it though.

Taking a couple seconds to hone his power, Richard cackles with glee after sending a glacier barreling at Murphy, Idaho.

Estimated time till arrival: 18,652 years (pending global heating)

[The Fool]

They are so not going to know what hit them when it arrives.

Slam the tip of the axe into the keyhole and turn it by force.

[Mr. Palau]

They are so not going to know what hit them when it arrives.

Slam the tip of the axe into the keyhole and turn it by force.

Then begin drivinv towards the nearest glacier or antartica, whichever is closest

[MikaTheCrazy]

singing random insane stuff the whole way.

[Flying Dice]

Richard uses his glacial control to will the car to start with his ice cold insanity.

[10ebbor10]

Move all glaciers west. The collective power of all this weight will have global impacts.( Ie slowing down earth rotation).

[raptorfangamer]

develop your powers further!

>learn to manipulate ice cubes!