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Sabreur

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Blood EVERYWHERE.
« on: March 20, 2012, 10:25:05 pm »
I have a waterfall in the statue garden to keep my dwarves happy.  I had to turn it off to do some plumbing for a flooding chamber.  During the time it was off, a bunch of goblins died in the river that feeds the waterfall.

When I turned it back on, my 'peaceful misting waterfall' became a godawful fountain of blood (which still gives my dwarves happy thoughts, thanks to all the mist).

To make matters worse absolutely hilarious, the waterfall didn't drain quite fast enough.  There's no flooding, but it covered the room in a 1-2 deep layer of bloody water before receding.  So now everything in the room is covered in a fine layer of blood.  The walls, the floors, the gold statues, you name it.  I think I accidentally made the perfect altar to Armok.

My question - Is there any downside to this?  The blood isn't infectious, and the floor grates kept it from getting tracked into the fortress proper.  And I have to admit, having a room full of statues stained with the blood of the enemy is the dorfiest accident I've had so far.
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 10:27:18 pm »
I don't see the problem here.  The only issue is that you didn't document your methodology.  Dwarf Monthly will never accept your shoddy research notes!  We must have solid methods and reproducible results!
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Sabreur

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 10:49:28 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 20, 2012, 10:27:18 pm
I don't see the problem here.  The only issue is that you didn't document your methodology.  Dwarf Monthly will never accept your shoddy research notes!  We must have solid methods and reproducible results!

Sorry about that, I didn't see how the goblins died in the river - I think it was a lucky crossbow bolt right where the intake was.

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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 11:32:54 pm »
If you intend to follow proper scientific procedure, you now need to find a way to kill something with your bloodied waterfall. 
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 11:49:36 pm »
I gotta make my whole fort like this. Dump bloody corpses everywhere, evacuate my dwarves to the surface castle, flood the fort repeatedly to really get the blood into every crack 'n crevice, and then let my dwarves back down.
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2012, 11:52:46 pm »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on March 20, 2012, 11:32:54 pm
If you intend to follow proper scientific procedure, you now need to find a way to kill something with your bloodied waterfall.

Replicate said blood waterfall, for use in front entrance. Replace goblin blood with deadly FB blood.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2012, 11:53:20 pm »
And i was just wondering what to build in my Temple of Armok.
A Blood Fountain. This is simply genius.
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 12:24:42 am »
Sounds like you've got a decent start for a temple dedicated to Khorne going there. Now start piling up the skulls in the center of the room.
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2012, 12:32:46 am »
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!

I kinda want to see the save game...
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 01:38:29 am »
I hear Armok's mighty voice and he is PLEASED with this.

Quote from: Flying Dice on March 21, 2012, 12:24:42 am
Sounds like you've got a decent start for a temple dedicated to Khorne going there. Now start piling up the skulls in the center of the room.

Also add some brass throne at one point.
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2012, 01:46:08 am »
With such a sucessful temple to KhorneArmok here it would be awful to let a Keeper of SecretsNecromancer come inside...
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 02:07:05 am by Blizzlord »
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2012, 05:24:41 am »
Quote from: Blizzlord on March 21, 2012, 01:46:08 am
With such a sucessful temple to KhorneArmok here it would be awful to let a Keeper of SecretsNecromancer come inside...

Khorne? Armok? Same passed earth, different privy.
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Re: Blood EVERYWHERE.
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2012, 06:57:33 am »
Is it an even coating of blood, or is it more like a few really big puddles?  I think an even coating would be best, especially if you can get the entire room stained bright red.
I've had something vaguely similar happen to me, though not nearly as awesome.  When I was trying to set up a system of pressurized water cannons, I accidentally fired one into my main outdoor meeting area, and it washed ten years' worth of blood and grime off my dwarves and onto the ground.
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 08:49:15 am »
Quote from: MenacesWithSpikes on March 21, 2012, 12:32:46 am
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Link to the Game Save!
Fixed that one for ya. ;)
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 10:40:48 am »
I did sort of the same thing with pus and rotting corpses. Yay nurgle.
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