Roland sat dumbfounded, here he had been sneaking around, making deals, hiding from the law, like a criminal. What a waste. How many years has he been doing this? How many wasted years? "So.. what I've been doing is not illegal?" he asked one of the guards, he responded with a simple shake of his head. The other guard reached down and picked up the pistol looking it over. "You were going to shoot at us? That's assault!" the other guard said looking at the first guard, "Right?"
"Yeah.. now that I think about it.. it is. You were trying to kill us!" said the first skinnier guard.
"I have no idea what you are talking about." Roland stuttered.
"Trying to kill a guard is a very serious crime." said the larger guard.
"Is it?" Roland winced a bit.
"Well, yeah.. it.. it is? Right? They aren't allowed to try and kill us are they?" asked the larger guard.
"Nah, I don't think so, or else they'd always try to do it." said the skinnier guard.
"Good point, so we take this one in for conspiracy to kill the two of us?"
"I'd like to point out that I never would of killed you, simply.. maimed you a bit, plus I never touched that gun, Gunther did." Roland said eyeing the upstairs window from his seat.
"Who's Gunther?" the skinny one asked standing up and looking around.
"Yeah if someone is here you gotsta tell us, that's the law.. right?" said the larger one.
Roland simply nodded and put his face to his palm.
"Right, so who's Gunther." said the larger one.
"He's my monkey." Roland said looking up.
"Your what?" said the skinny guard glaring at Roland.
"My monkey, hairless, covered with stitches? About 60 years old at least?" Roland said nonchalantly.
"Do you think we're stupid?" Said the skinnier one, trying his best to look fierce.
Roland sighed, "Yes, but I don't see how that has anything to do with Gunther."
Convince the guards to let me go, seeing as this was all one BIG misunderstanding.