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BEST (sarcastic) USE OF CANDY
« on: March 18, 2012, 07:18:06 pm »

Just got a candy artifact BUCKET .... i wana just .... just .... no word's people .. no word's

ANY WAY any other USE'S of your candy you want to share about?
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Re: BEST (sarcastic) USE OF CANDY
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 07:21:27 pm »

You kidding man?  Build that shit into a well in the dining hall.  Even a dry well, you've got an artifact piece of construction!  A lyemaker's shop or dyer's shop are also valid ways to build a bucket.

Same with mechanisms and candy maces.  Weapon traps.

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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 07:21:54 pm »

Urist McWeaponsmith has created Obûrzalon, an adamantine crossbow !


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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 07:22:55 pm »

As above, crossbows fit into weapon traps!

And actually ranged accuracy is helped by the weapon quality, so that's a legit sniper weapon.

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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2012, 07:23:01 pm »

Better then a candy warhammer.

 Also, put that bucket in your dining room, happy thoughts galor! Its even better because you wouldent have thought of it if you hadint gotten the artifacy. Amazing
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 07:25:06 pm »

As above, crossbows fit into weapon traps!

And actually ranged accuracy is helped by the weapon quality, so that's a legit sniper weapon.

The problem isn't it being useless. The problem is that damn weaponsmith using precious adamantine for something that can be made out of copper and beat an adamantine crossbow any time.

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 07:26:43 pm »

Just got a candy artifact BUCKET .... i wana just .... just .... no word's people .. no word's

ANY WAY any other USE'S of your candy you want to share about?

A pissbowl worthy of a mountain king! ... or, build a Roman-style vomitorium... the possiblities are endless!
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Re: BEST (sarcastic) USE OF CANDY
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 07:28:00 pm »

Sharpen the bucket! Attach it to a shield! EPIC SHIELD-BASH!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2012, 07:32:20 pm »

As above, crossbows fit into weapon traps!

And actually ranged accuracy is helped by the weapon quality, so that's a legit sniper weapon.

The problem isn't it being useless. The problem is that damn weaponsmith using precious adamantine for something that can be made out of copper and beat an adamantine crossbow any time.
Unless your marksdwarves are actually hammerdwarves, that's far, far far from the case.

That crossbow will snipe things way better than any copper crossbow. Won't bash as well, but whupidedoo; that's what your melee dwarves are for.



My dwarves have a bad habit of making raw adamantine crafts. That ring is so pretty.... Riiiight...
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Re: BEST (sarcastic) USE OF CANDY
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 07:39:32 pm »

It could have been a craft.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 07:58:48 pm »

Who complains about artifact furniture?
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 08:00:25 pm »

As above, crossbows fit into weapon traps!

And actually ranged accuracy is helped by the weapon quality, so that's a legit sniper weapon.

The problem isn't it being useless. The problem is that damn weaponsmith using precious adamantine for something that can be made out of copper and beat an adamantine crossbow any time.
Unless your marksdwarves are actually hammerdwarves, that's far, far far from the case.

That crossbow will snipe things way better than any copper crossbow. Won't bash as well, but whupidedoo; that's what your melee dwarves are for.



My dwarves have a bad habit of making raw adamantine crafts. That ring is so pretty.... Riiiight...
An artifact copper crossbow is better than an artifact adamantine crossbow by virtue of bashing attacks, yet chances are if your ranged dwarves are bashing anything of significant danger, then they're already dead anyways.

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 08:04:44 pm »

Once had an artifact candy crossbow, the buck of rot, one of my favourite artifacts. It's not like you made the marksdwarf squad to bash things or something...

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Re: BEST (sarcastic) USE OF CANDY
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 08:45:51 pm »

Urist McLessthanawesome, Metal Crafter, has created Cogmörul, an adamantine mini forge!
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 09:10:37 pm »

As above, crossbows fit into weapon traps!

And actually ranged accuracy is helped by the weapon quality, so that's a legit sniper weapon.

The problem isn't it being useless. The problem is that damn weaponsmith using precious adamantine for something that can be made out of copper and beat an adamantine crossbow any time.
Unless your marksdwarves are actually hammerdwarves, that's far, far far from the case.

That crossbow will snipe things way better than any copper crossbow. Won't bash as well, but whupidedoo; that's what your melee dwarves are for.



My dwarves have a bad habit of making raw adamantine crafts. That ring is so pretty.... Riiiight...
An artifact copper crossbow is better than an artifact adamantine crossbow by virtue of bashing attacks, yet chances are if your ranged dwarves are bashing anything of significant danger, then they're already dead anyways.

I don't know about that.  My best marksdwarf squad of all time got most of its kills thanks to bashing.  It worked pretty well, since they would cripple them with bolts from afar, then rush in and smash their heads in with their *silver crossbows*.  Then came the FB that turned them all into zombies...
Things only got better from there.
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