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[Tolisk]

Rymeearthen, The Incidental Ditch
This is a limonite bed.
All craftdwarvesmanship is of the highest quality.
It is encrusted with rectangular limonite cabochons and  is surrounded by cushin limonite cabochons.
It menaces with spikes of chalk.

I Lol'd

[Sphalerite]

That sounds comfortable.  Stone bed with spikes of stone.

[Tolisk]

Made by dwarfs, they tend not to think before making, and can you make that kind of bed without strange moods? cause he grabbed ore for iron.

[Sizik]

Nope, the only non-mood material you can make beds from is wood.

[Tolisk]

Now i got an awesome bed, for only the 'Ardest of Dorfs.

[King Mir]

It's just chalk. It can't be very sharp.

[Vanaheimer]

It's just chalk. It can't be very sharp.

These dwarves can make ice capable of holding back magma.

Those spikes will be sharp enough.

[Tolisk]

True, so should i give it to nobles and hope they stab themselves?

[FrisianDude]

That's pretty normal, as artefacts go. Rather neat, too, beats bracelets.

[Tolisk]

Wished it was adamantite bed, or mabey even table

[FrisianDude]

Waste of adamantine, seems to me.

[Tolisk]

Doesnt the bolt thing work for getting extra metals?

[Loud Whispers]

If there are a lot of spikes, it could be feasible as the spikes would spread the pressure around each one equally - they would never penetrate the skin. So yeah, they made a DIY acupuncture bed.

[Tolisk]

I, so far, Have a limonit bed, limonite floodgate, and a limonite braclet, the flood gate to be used in training my milita in the caverns.

Edit: Make that four, i now got a chalk weapon rack
Bardumoggez "Fightholes" encrusted with oval quartzite cabochons studded with iron decorated with pine and encircled with bands of cushin chalk cabochons and silver.
This item is adorned with hanging rings of iron and menaces with spikes of mule bone.
On the item is an image of Fikod Fencelauded in quartzite.
On the item is an image of a gloom monster in rubicille

[Deimos56]

If there are a lot of spikes, it could be feasible as the spikes would spread the pressure around each one equally - they would never penetrate the skin. So yeah, they made a DIY acupuncture bed.

If there aren't as many spikes, it would make a nice bed for a Noble. Make sure they get periodically reminded not to get too demanding...