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Author Topic: Dwarven Supremacy  (Read 4121 times)

gamildum

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Dwarven Supremacy
« on: March 16, 2012, 04:48:16 pm »

So I was about to prepare an embark, and got to the point of choosing which civ I wanted to be a part of. To my surprise, I found that one of the civs had half of their area highlighted as FOREST RETREATS. This being suprrising, I decided to go poke around in legends.

The Slippery Boats had a long history of conflict with elves. Both The Bejewelled Hail and The Responsible Canyon repeatedly offended dwarven sensibilities by their savage devouring of the civilized. The Responsible Canyon was fought in The Molten War of 26, The War of Splattering in 49, and The War of Roars in 83. The Bejewelled Hail fought The Savage War in 36-38, The Cremated Conflict in 49, The Ferocious War in 72, and finally, the great conflict of dwarves, The Conflict of Thunder in 94-96. In this last great war, 17 FOREST RETREATS WERE OCCUPIED, WITH DWARVES PLACED IN CHARGE OF ADMINISTRATION. The dwarves had very little help in any of its conflicts, with the goblins of The Hex of Veils attacking The Bejewelled Hail in The Savage War in 38, The Cremated Conflict in 49, and The Ferocious War in 72, each of with was only a single battle, all over disputes over agreements. In addition, the humans of The Nation of Troughs fought a short single battle war over the devouring of sentient beings in 96 as the great war was dying down. In the end, The Bejewelled Hail was left with only a single forest retreat, and The Slippery Boats was left dominant in the region. Who knows what would have happened to The Responsible Canyon with the now great Slippery Boats having power over many elves, possibly forcing them to fight their kin, had further time been allowed to pass.

Edit: Three other forest retreats were destroyed, and the one that the elves got to keep was pillaged early in the war.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 04:55:19 pm by gamildum »
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Re: Dwarven Supremacy
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 12:11:23 am »

Visit in Adventurer mode as a elf, slaughter the Dwarves. FREE YOUR ELVEN COMRADES!
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Re: Dwarven Supremacy
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 12:42:37 am »

Visit in Adventurer mode as a elf Dwarf, slaughter the Dwarves Elves. FREE YOUR ELVEN COMRADES! FINISH THE JOB!

Fixed.
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This is when I imagine the hilarity which may happen if certain things are glichy. Such as targeting your own body parts to eat.

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 03:04:34 pm »

In my head the dwarves are a certain way. They're usually like vikings or norsemen, speak with a certain accent and are almost all racists. I like to think the dwarves have nothing but disdain for the other races.
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Re: Dwarven Supremacy
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 04:41:01 pm »

This is the opposite of a thread I read where the dwarves were the only ones left not conquered by the elves.

I like this one more, but the other wouldv'e made a better story.

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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 05:36:01 pm »

Just think, if they lost the war. Have no sympathy for the Elves, lest they devour your children.

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 06:52:17 pm »

The dwarfs will set off a catsposion with their spare cats.

The elfs are doomed.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 06:56:57 pm »

war cats are the only solution.

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Re: Dwarven Supremacy
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 10:39:31 am »

You laugh and laugh at our boats.  So slippery, you said.  Look closer, for our boats are slick with the BLOOD OF YOUR KIN!
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Tolisk

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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 01:36:42 pm »

Elfs, your boats dont work in lava :D
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 01:41:07 pm »

Elfs, your boats dont work in lava :D

THier weapons, armor, and skin don't work so well in lava either.

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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 11:21:20 pm »

No shiz, they like wood, and thats ultra flame lovin.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 05:04:45 pm »

I like to hate Elves.  Snotty bastards are jealous of superior Dwarven woodworking.  Just watched a Goblin ambush wipe the floor with an Elven caravan.  Help? Nah. More for me to salvage after disposing of the Goblins. Elven acrimony be damned.
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 09:20:17 pm »

Just think, if they lost the war. Have no sympathy for the Elves, lest they devour your children.
With a 200 dwarf fortress? They would be doing you a favor.
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And now the thread is about starfish porn.
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Dwarven Supremacy
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 11:25:50 am »

Just think, if they lost the war. Have no sympathy for the Elves, lest they devour your children.
With a 200 dwarf fortress? They would be doing you a favor.
But then who will ride the waterslide into the spiky, spiky pit? :(
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