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[Flying Dice]

Personally their voices made me want to kill myself. They couldn't be more annoying if they tried.

[MorleyDev]

Still better than PewDiePie though. Someone needs to get him how a microphone that won't devolve into static every time he shouts. Or just teach him to not shout. Or speak. Ever.

Here's a funny, so on altdevblogaday one of the blog posts was about how to do a successful kickstarter. It was practically nothing but a list of things that should be common sense. And then the kickstarter this person was doing? Tanked horrible, got 20 backers and raised about $191.

[Neonivek]

Actually a few of his points are not exactly correct but yeah most are just common sense.

Also are you SURPRISED his project failed... Here is the EXACT pitch

"A competitive puzzle game that takes classic gameplay to the next level with new features+online play"

Can you get anymore buzz words in there?

Competative, Classic gameplay, The Next Level, Online Play, New Features

It is actually embarassing.

Now if you will excuse me I have to start my Kickstarter page

"New Indie classic roleplaying game that takes next generation to the next level with online play, social features, and motion control"

[Draco18s]

"New Indie classic roleplaying game that takes next generation to the next level with online play, social features, and motion control"

You forgot "virtual reality" (or "augmented reality").  Also "3D" and "HTML5"

[Flying Dice]

"Innovative".

[Neonivek]

"New Innovative Classic Augmented Reality Roleplaying game that takes next generation to the next level IN 3D with online play, social features in HTML5, and motion control"

[lordcooper]

"New Innovative Classic Augmented Reality Roleplaying game that takes next generation to the next level IN 3D with online play, social features in HTML5, and motion control"

Fool, I just grabbed the patent.

[Neonivek]

Yes but I did that to trick you

My game is actually

"New Innovative Classic Augmented Reality Roleplaying Indie game that takes next generation to the next level IN 3D with online play, social features in HTML5, and motion control"

[lordcooper]

Oh noes!  There's a one patent per day limit over here

[Leafsnail]

Customisable online play.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

now try and say that in internet newspeak
doubleplusgood doubleplusnew FTP3DMMOFBLOLOLORPG

[GoombaGeek]

We should start a Kickstarter rewards service for Dwarf Fortress.

"$25: Get a FREE copy of Dwarf Fortress!"
"$50: Get a FREE short story or piece of original artwork along with your FREE copy of Dwarf Fortress!!"
"$100: All of the above, plus a FREE membership on the Bay12 Forums!!"

[Neonivek]

Customisable online play.

"New Innovative Classic Augmented Reality Roleplaying Indie game that takes next generation to the next level IN 3D with Customisable online play, social features in HTML5, and motion control"

[Gantolandon]

"New Innovative Classic Augmented Reality Roleplaying Indie game that takes next generation to the next level IN 3D with Customisable, procedurally generated online play, social features in HTML5, emergent gameplay and motion control"

[Fenrir]

“Sword of the Call of the Land of Fantasiadorialon in SPAAAACE! is a brand new HTML5 MMORPG with RTS and FPS elements that brings the genre to a whole new level.

Features:

• Player generated content
• Innovative combat mechanics
• Compelling storyline
• Rich atmosphere
• Fast-paced gameplay
• Player-centric structure
• Player-run shops
• Non-linear quests
• PvP in SPAAAACE!
• Custom avatars
• Over 10 unique races: space humans, space dwarfs, Keebler elves, and more!
• Over 20 classes
• 3238425 items
• 3D rendering engine with bloom effects

”

I am going to be rich.