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Author Topic: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]  (Read 61307 times)

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #165 on: March 30, 2012, 10:15:59 am »

And instead die trying to stop it?
I'll be fine, I'm always lucky where it counts. Plus the worst it can do then is break my arm, knock me out, or break a leg & an arm.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #166 on: March 30, 2012, 10:34:06 am »

You may have noticed, there's no wound system in this RtD. So while I might say that your character has four broken limbs for flavor, ultimately it doesn't matter.
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« Reply #167 on: March 30, 2012, 10:35:28 am »

So everyone operates under Critical Existence Failure rules?
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #168 on: March 30, 2012, 10:38:33 am »

Oh wow. This means you can have horribly crippled servants that can do anything. Broken, burnt, fractured...They shall know no pain in their service!
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #169 on: March 30, 2012, 11:22:32 am »

Oh wow. This means you can have horribly crippled servants that can do anything. Broken, burnt, fractured...They shall know no pain in their service!

Sounds like DF to me :P


Mr. Wiffles:  Give anyone riding in the wagon a friendly tongue bath!

Toaster has all the best ideas. +1!

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« Reply #170 on: March 30, 2012, 11:25:51 am »

I think I'd just about rather stay in Wiffles's head than be in this one at this point!
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #171 on: April 01, 2012, 10:18:46 am »

Keep in mind that bankrupting the morale stat isn't the only way to piss off your adventurer and get yourself killed. They can kill you at any time if you anger them enough; the killing prompted by emptying their morale is just a sure-fire way to do it.

Turn 3 - Lick of Doom

(...) Bryan bursts into the inn in a huff and rushes to the adventurers' bedchambers!
"GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY STOLE THE WAGON"
"WHAT?!" Davkul jumps to his feet and runs outside, and the others follow behind him! [-4 MP (ALL)]
"Er... I mean... no... goddammit."

The wagon bounces along the uneven cobblestone street as it accelerates dangerously, tossing the passengers about the turbulent interior! The innkeeper curses incomprehensibly as he is thrown around on the piles of junk. Derek rolls out of the wagon and runs off somewhere. (...) Raul crawls out from under Mr. Wiffles and grabs a large, heavy bag, dragging it behind the rear edge of the cart in a desperate attempt to slow it to a stop! The cart seems to slow a bit from the drag, but it's still going strong! (...) Azatek, meanwhile, flips over the edge of the cart and drags his feet against the street! Unfortunately, he has placed himself in an indefensible position, and Mr. Wiffles takes the chance to perform a lick of opportunity!

Azatek is uppercutted by the dongrel's aggressively affectionate tongue and loses hold of the cart, falling beneath it! (ATT) (DEF) Azatek rolls quickly to the side to avoid the spinning wheel of the cart, and expertly deflects all damage from the hard cobblestone! He stands up, dusting himself off.
Coratra yells down the street. "Azatek! What's happening, who took the cart?!" Davkul approaches, the other adventurers close behind.

Meanwhile, at the general store, Caddio haggles with the shopkeeper. (...)
"Er, well then. I guess I have my list ready now. I need a saddlebag, a ladle, some healing herbs, and a hippogryph paw. Do you know what hippogriph paws are used for, by the way?"
"Well, I'm no expert, but it sounds like a potion ingredient of some kind. I don't stock those, you'll need to head to the apothecary for that. It's further down main street, past the inn and grocery store."
"Alright, thanks. That'll be all then."
(ATT) Just then, Derek bursts into the shop! "Vial! I need a vial!"
The shopkeeper looks surprised, then looks back at the shelves behind the counter. "Er... I think we have a few, yes." Caddio gathers the merchandise, and ends up paying 53 shekels for the lot. The shopkeep seems pleased with the transaction.
"Quite a varied lot of gear there. You working with the Hero's GuildTM? Been a while since they came through here, hearsay's they've got plenty of problems on the southern front."

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Player: lawastooshort
Name: Bryan
Adventurer: Davkul Stalkingwolf [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]
Currently: Inn; snitching.
Inventory: Peasant Robe | Bag of Shekels | Grocery List | Cockatrice Cutlets | Rice | Beans | Leeks
[HP:10/10]

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek Letum
Adventurer: Ravaatra Hellbinder [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]
Currently: General Store; purchasing a suitable gore alembic.
Inventory: Peasant Robe | Vial
[HP:10/10]

Player: Taricus
Name: Raul
Adventurer: Vladimir Silverblade [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]
Currently: Wagon; holding tightly to the rear of the runaway vehicle.
Inventory: Peasant Robe
[HP:10/10]

Player: IronyOwl
Name: Caddio Nine
Adventurer: Odysseus Hawklight [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]
Currently: General Store; purchasing adventuring gear.
Inventory: Peasant Robe | Bag of Shekels | Shopping List | Saddle Bag | Ladle | Healing Herbs
[HP:10/10]

Player: adwarf
Name: Azatek Litz
Adventurer: Coratra Gladomain [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]
Currently: Main Street; OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT DO I DO.
Inventory: Peasant Robe | Dagger
[HP:10/10]

Spoiler: Mr. Wiffles (Dongrel) (click to show/hide)

Hero Caddies      Book I: The Bane of Gortharius      Chapter I: The Chalice of Hope
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« Reply #172 on: April 01, 2012, 10:28:32 am »

STOP THE WAGON!
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #173 on: April 01, 2012, 11:27:54 am »

Mr. Wiffles hugs the innkeeper to keep him safe!

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« Reply #174 on: April 01, 2012, 12:35:30 pm »

Mr. Wiffles hugs the innkeeper to keep him safe!

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #175 on: April 01, 2012, 12:38:43 pm »

Paging doctor Derm, we need an infusion of rodent blood, stat.
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« Reply #176 on: April 01, 2012, 03:23:55 pm »

Oops.

Start cooking dinner to a morale raisingly excellent standard.
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« Reply #177 on: April 01, 2012, 10:28:10 pm »

Bah.

"Why yes, I'm on an errand for an adventurer as we speak. By the way, is three shekels really going to cover the cost of a hippogryph paw? I'd hate to have to tell Odysseus Lighthawk, Famed Adventurer and Noble Paladin that the shopkeeper said he didn't send enough money."
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]
« Reply #178 on: April 02, 2012, 10:56:11 pm »

Mr. Wiffles hugs the innkeeper to keep him safe!

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Mr. Wiffles is best character.

Alright, just need adwarf to post his action. I'm anxious to see what he plans on telling them. ;D
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« Reply #179 on: April 04, 2012, 05:05:45 pm »

"it was some vile ghost, it took possession of the cart, said someone had sent him, and then sent it careening down the street before flying off."
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