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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 2 - Turn 2  (Read 30175 times)

Caellath

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2012, 05:19:15 pm »

That was a nice move.
The underground city is attacked by Lovecraftian horrors that emerge from the black hole.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
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Dermonster

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« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2012, 05:56:53 pm »

The lack on incoming solar energy completely annihilates food stores.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2012, 08:29:12 pm »

It was all a dream and the black hole destroying the solar system never existed
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« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2012, 10:40:30 pm »

{The addition of Derm to anything here completely makes the whole place seem like an Apocalypse-in-a-box, just waiting to happen. This is amazing.}
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« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2012, 10:42:17 pm »

{The addition of Derm to anything here completely makes the whole place seem like an Apocalypse-in-a-box, just waiting to happen. This is amazing.}
Derm IS an apocalypse in a box. He just lets it out slowly.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2012, 10:42:43 pm »

I started doomsday and hit the solar system with a black hole. What the bloody hell does "apocalypse 'waiting to happen'" mean? I may have to step up my game.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2012, 10:44:27 pm »

/facepalm.

Stepping it up? My poor, poor, game world.
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« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2012, 10:47:34 pm »

I'm also wondering how success could possibly be ahead when I extinguished life as we know it.

What, is this guy a nihilist? Do I need to break out the religious fanatics?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2012, 10:52:36 pm »

I'm also wondering how success could possibly be ahead when I extinguished life as we know it.
I'm wondering the same thing my friend.
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« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2012, 10:55:24 pm »

Curses, if I was playing I'd try to [redacted].

Shift me for waitlist for team success!
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« Reply #85 on: March 20, 2012, 03:06:59 am »

Faced with the extinction of all life and wart-removal cream factories as we know it, Jack goes all out to propagate the human race using the tried and tested method of heavy drinking and easy women. He gets severe intimate warts, which untreated develop into a virulent strain of plague!
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« Reply #86 on: March 20, 2012, 01:48:48 pm »

Jack comes up with an idea on how to fix the city. It works and he is crowned king of the city.
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Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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« Reply #87 on: March 20, 2012, 10:13:33 pm »

Bulldog, git in here!
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« Reply #88 on: March 20, 2012, 10:18:53 pm »

Faced with the extinction of all life and wart-removal cream factories as we know it, Jack goes all out to propagate the human race using the tried and tested method of heavy drinking and easy women. He gets severe intimate warts, which untreated develop into a virulent strain of plague!
Jack still has a Wart Begone ExtremeTM. He uses it once more and never has warts again. He also is too busy to do anything but fix up the city.

Ninja!
Sorry, I was busy.
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« Reply #89 on: March 20, 2012, 10:19:40 pm »

Whoa. It worked.

Running turn!
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