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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 2 - Turn 2  (Read 30168 times)

Scelly9

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #90 on: March 20, 2012, 10:42:11 pm »
Don't forget about your sleepers, guys.
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Turn 6/25 - 2nd half of March.
INITIATIVE

dermonster: 66
Caellath: 17
lawastooshort: 48

Bulldog: 71 (Counter)
agentorangesoda: 79
cerapa: 3

Jack wakes up. (Agentorangesoda, hard event=5: 1) It looks like its time to go work at the factory again... (Dermonster, difficult event=4: 5) Food stores seem to be low. It looks like the city will run out of food within a month. (lawastooshort, Difficult event=4: 5) Jack gets Warts yet again! you'd think he would learn, considering he's written a book on it and all. He checks to see if he has any wart remover left (Bulldog, hard event=5: 6) He does! The wart remover guarantees that he will never get warts again! (Caellath, hard event=5: 5) Lovecraftian horrors attack the city! Many people are killed, including Jack's parents! He goes into mild depression. (Cerapa, difficult event=4: 1) Because of this depression, Jack does nothing to fix the city. Others will probably get it done anyway... However, L. J. Decides she finally wants to hook up! Their first date will happen at the end of the month.

TEAM SUCCESS: 37 points
TEAM FAILURE: 34 points



NOTES:
*L. J. Wronchford is due in 13 turns.
*Jack has a favor to call in with his boss. (Sleeper for team success, 4+3)

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2nd half of March - Date.
Jack finally has a date with LJ! Hopefully they can dodge the monsters.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #91 on: March 20, 2012, 10:43:47 pm »
The third(Fourth?) phase of doomsday begins.

All toddler to preschool shows come to life and begin terrorcuddling people.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #92 on: March 20, 2012, 10:55:06 pm »
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh...Ahem, I mean.
People, no matter how pious they are, start to randomly explode in a shower of gore and entrails, providing both a plague and gruesome meals to the remaining citizens who are left with no food and do not want to starve. Because of these deep mental traumas, insanity runs rampant.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #93 on: March 20, 2012, 10:56:33 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on March 20, 2012, 10:43:47 pm
The third(Fourth?) phase of doomsday begins.

All toddler to preschool shows come to life and begin terrorcuddling people.

I think its the fourth.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #94 on: March 20, 2012, 10:58:16 pm »
May I get an order of the doomsday phases? I guess the lovecraftian horrors do not count towards it.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #95 on: March 20, 2012, 11:02:31 pm »
One was... I dunno. Two was the black hole. Three was eldritch abominations. Four is horrors that would make even the hardiest of men cry out in utter terror.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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« Reply #96 on: March 20, 2012, 11:04:49 pm »
Hm...I guess that is right. The city must be pretty cheerful at the moment, with all the starvation, death, disease and things-which-should-not-be roaming the streets. Also, on the bright side, even if team success wins, we may have a shot of leaving Jack in the crappiest of crapsack worlds. I'll try to give it my all.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2012, 11:06:58 pm by Caellath »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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« Reply #97 on: March 20, 2012, 11:06:27 pm »
I know right? black holes, eldritch abominations, and horrors from the preschool cannot break this mans cheer at getting a date.

That's either incredibly badass or sad.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #98 on: March 20, 2012, 11:07:55 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on March 20, 2012, 11:06:27 pm
I know right? black holes, eldritch abominations, and horrors from the preschool cannot break this mans cheer at getting a date.

That's either incredibly badass or sad.
Its a mixture.
A bit like the fact that I posted 107 times today.
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« Reply #99 on: March 20, 2012, 11:09:36 pm »
What in the fuck.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #100 on: March 20, 2012, 11:10:50 pm »
I have too much time.
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« Reply #101 on: March 20, 2012, 11:12:16 pm »
I think Jack is a Bay12'er. He got too much exposure to carps and now he does not fear even Cthulhu. Maybe Granpa Yog-Soggoth.
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« Last Edit: March 20, 2012, 11:14:44 pm by Caellath »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 5
« Reply #102 on: March 21, 2012, 12:27:43 am »
This is the strangest round I've ever read.

You can choose to hook up with your love-interest while Lovecraftian horrors plague the city, a black hole threatens  the whole galaxy and even with the loss of one's parents, life still goes on as normal. Like nothing happened.

Still, kudos to the guy who decided to remove his warts to look good.
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« Reply #103 on: March 21, 2012, 12:53:24 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on March 21, 2012, 12:27:43 am
This is the strangest round I've ever read.

You can choose to hook up with your love-interest while Lovecraftian horrors plague the city, a black hole threatens  the whole galaxy and even with the loss of one's parents, life still goes on as normal. Like nothing happened.

Still, kudos to the guy who decided to remove his warts to look good.
Yeah, I just didn't want Failure to win in a single roll.
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« Reply #104 on: March 21, 2012, 03:12:32 am »
During the date Jack will promise that he wants to give up this silly writing lark and get a proper hard working man's job so he can provide for his new family and devote all his spare time to his lady's wellbeing and totally, like, be there for her when it matters.
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