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Author Topic: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing  (Read 42528 times)

Tiruin

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #300 on: March 27, 2012, 10:12:56 am »

((Speech is the best idea ever! This reminds meof the timewhen...))

(Auto: On

(drago and Terkiey are guarding the jeep by the way.)
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #301 on: March 27, 2012, 11:01:36 am »

Come out and join everyone in this lovely game of freaks.

"Hello, I am the lord, not of cheese, but of diplomacy. Please don't shoot me because that would hurt..."
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #302 on: March 27, 2012, 11:45:26 am »

((Going to sleep now. I'm having fun with this. :P))

>Set Auto: On

>Chat with 'guests', find supplies to load into 'chariot', prepare for the journey.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #303 on: March 27, 2012, 03:50:04 pm »

>Tiruin, here's an updated sheet.
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>>I'm handling this in one big post because separating it out into individual ones would drive me insane. Plus, you're all seeing the same thing anyways.

"Quiet! Quiet!! Don't all talk at once! Did your mother never tell you that was rude?!"

The man in the gas station stands up abruptly and stalks toward Tiruin, Maldevious and New Guy, mumbling and twitching as he goes. "Crafty people? Yes, yes you are, yes... I knew they couldn't be trusted... I shall keep my eyes on you! We both shall!"

The man pauses and stares intently at Tiruin before turning to Maldevious and then to New Guy.

"Yes, we were right. You are brothers. Hm hmm."

He nods rapidly to himself and presses his gun to his ear for a moment before leveling it at Tiruin again.

"And you are looking for... Supplies, was it?"

More nodding and mumbling.

New Guy, trying semi-successfully to stifle a laugh,  asks "Do you need help?" 

Tiruin, trying semi-successfully to ignore the gun pointed at his head, asks "Who is the Lord of bottles?"

The man spins to face New Guy.

"Help? Do I need help? Do I need help?! From you? Ha! It is you who need my help, traveling as you are into the lands of the piskee-people, the forgetful drums, the mushroom warriors and the teriyaki snowmen! And let's not forget the Bottle Lord himself... Oh yes, you need us. They just haven't told you why yet."

He spins again, to face Tiruin.

"You seek to travel through this place, forsaken by all deities up to and including the Four Green Gods of the Oblong Corners, and yet you do not know of the Lord of Bottles? Truly, it is madness, and you are lucky we happened upon you in time."

The man abruptly straightens up and smiles as he stuffs the pistol back in its holster and turns on his heel to face the gas station, rambling as he heads inside.

"Come, come inside, have a seat! There is not much in the place, but help yourselves! ...Make youself useful, Jakov! Pour them some drinks. No, they aren't agents of the Bottle Lord, he's not followed us this far! Pull yourself together. Have some vodka yourself, calm your nerves. Yes, you boys have picked a bad time to travel through the countryside. As lovely as it is this time of year, that just means all the tourists flock here from Mesopotamia, with their onion-scented cameras and their terribly noisy amusements. Such a racket! I tell you, you see one rocket-propelled grenade launcher and you've seen them all. Oh shush you, Jakov! Martha isn't even here, and I'd still say it if she was! Pfah, you and your taste in women, honestly..."

He pulls a rather filthy and broken bucket out and places it and the pistol on the counter before continuing to scrounge as he had been before the intruders interrupted. Tiruin, Maldevious, and New Guy, for their part, begin scavenging as well. Terkiey stands in the doorway, eying Yoinks cautiously.

Your combined searching uncovers:
>Empty Bottles (3) (1kg)
>Canned food (4) (4kg)
>A Spool of Baling Wire (1/4 left)
>Scrap metal (6) (6kg)
>Box of Matches (47 left)
>Bottle of Rubbing Alcohol (1kg)
>Box of what appear to be cigarettes
>Soda bottle filled with luminescent green liquid. (1kg)
>Heavy steel rod (4ft) (8kg)
>Snow Globe of Kiev
>Metal Sheeting (10kg)
>Box of Nails (50 left)
>"Modern Flesh Mechanics Monthly" Magazine.

You pile your loot in the center of the room. (From here you can pick and choose what you want to carry/bring to the jeep.)

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #304 on: March 27, 2012, 04:00:57 pm »

Take the following back to Jeep:
>Empty Bottles (3) (1kg)
>Canned food (4) (4kg)
>A Spool of Baling Wire (1/4 left)
>Box of Matches (47 left)
>Bottle of Rubbing Alcohol (1kg)
>Box of Nails (50 left)
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #305 on: March 27, 2012, 06:29:31 pm »

> Haul back to jeep:

>Scrap metal (6) (6kg)
>Soda bottle filled with luminescent green liquid. (1kg)
>Heavy steel rod (4ft) (8kg)
>Snow Globe of Kiev
>Metal Sheeting (10kg)

((Hope the metal sheets and the rod fits.))
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #306 on: March 27, 2012, 08:39:08 pm »

Haul back everything else not taken.

>Drink that vodka offered by our hosts.

>Show how 'crafty' we are by adding the metal sheeting to our jeep as partial shielding, maybe asking help from drago.



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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #307 on: March 27, 2012, 10:25:35 pm »

Tiruin, New guy and Maldevious haul everything they've found back to the jeep and pile it in. Not much more is gonna fit in there.



>Drink that vodka offered by our hosts.

>Show how 'crafty' we are by adding the metal sheeting to our jeep as partial shielding, maybe asking help from drago.


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The "Vodka" appears to be a bucket of random debris. You're not sure you want to drink gravel.

That metal sheeting is gonna need some cutting if you want to use if for anything.

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #308 on: March 27, 2012, 10:30:36 pm »

>Ask around for a metal cutter or anything suitable for the action, even the rudimentary tools would do.

>Examine Multi-tool and Metallic Ballistic Shield

>Examine Yoink
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #309 on: March 27, 2012, 10:49:51 pm »

>Ask around for a metal cutter or anything suitable for the action, even the rudimentary tools would do.

>Examine Multi-tool and Metallic Ballistic Shield

>Examine Yoink


"Anyone have anything that would cut through metal? Metal saw, blow torch, something like that?"

You take a close look at the multi-tool (We'll assume drago gave it back, even though I didn't talk about it). It's a small folding contraption that contains several tools including flathead and Phillip's head screw drivers, pliers, can opener, wire striper, cutter and crimper, and a small assortment of knife blades. A 9 inch ruler runs down one side.

You take a look at Yoink. Everything about him is dirty, worn and fraying. He twitches a bit and mumbles to himself constantly, his hands busily grasping and gesturing for no apparent reason. He's either a misunderstood genius, a complete nutter or both.

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #310 on: March 27, 2012, 11:37:58 pm »

>Examine Yoink

"Wow, I feel pity for this guy. We can't leave him alone like this, slightly insane and all, but we can't be sure if when he's going to snap and try to kill us all. What do we do with this guy?"
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #311 on: March 27, 2012, 11:52:01 pm »

"Let's bring him along. With that nice T-shirt he's wearing, I'd bet he has something else in him. Other than the...usual mannerisms he's exhibiting."

>Search for a metal cutter.
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #312 on: March 28, 2012, 12:02:12 am »

"Let's bring him along. With that nice T-shirt he's wearing, I'd bet he has something else in him. Other than the...usual mannerisms he's exhibiting."

>Search for a metal cutter.
There does not appear to be anything you can use to cut metal around here.

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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #313 on: March 28, 2012, 12:11:41 am »

>Ask Yoink for any kind of weaponry that he has brought with him that I can craft, being a crafty person.

With full knowledge on his current mental state. Yep.
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Re: The Long Road
« Reply #314 on: March 28, 2012, 12:27:37 am »

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> Look for rusty pieces of metal (pipes, sheets, etc.).

> If found, attempt to fashion a knife out of it. Ask drago for help and the tools to make the knife.
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