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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #420 on: April 06, 2012, 08:47:02 pm »

Hmmm, that looks like a fun system. Now, just add stealth so you can close in.... If terkiey ever gets melee training, then I think that people should start to worry. The assassin bonus...
Plus that ceramic knife.

I swear to god Doomblade, I have a place and I'm ready to insert you whenever these guys get there. If they ever get there. You'll be replacing drago. It's too bad, I wanted to see him try that double knife of his and accidentally stab himself in the knee or something.

Go to sleep...

You sleep.

((Yes, I'm not guarding the jeep well.))

Don't worry about getting me in soon, I don't mind. Also, that double knife looks very nice. All I have to is wait for Drago to get into close combat, and I get a free (though most likely bloody) knife.
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #421 on: April 06, 2012, 09:09:24 pm »

>Enter the shop. It doesn't look like they're coming, judging by the number of random people passing by and idling about.

>Return to friend clerk and continue with the conversation.


You head back into the shop and find the owner pacing about rather anxiously.

"Where are the others?" He asks as you step in.

You explain that you told them where to go.

"They don't know what they are in for if they are caught. Death or worse..." he trails off.

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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #422 on: April 06, 2012, 11:54:55 pm »

"Oh. Great."

>Run back to the Jeep. Shout to my allies that I've found "a very good deal on [whatever was the first thing I saw in a shop]" and drag them here with the expression of a happy customer.
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #423 on: April 07, 2012, 01:00:19 am »

"Oh. Great."

>Run back to the Jeep. Shout to my allies that I've found "a very good deal on [whatever was the first thing I saw in a shop]" and drag them here with the expression of a happy customer.
You sprint from the store and back to the jeep, entering the elevator with a wide, artificial smile.

"HEY GUYS, I FOUND A GREAT DEAL ON...GUN...IN TOWN, LETS GO THERE RIGHT NOW AND BUY SOME CONSUMER GOODS HA HA."

You pull the sheet metal off New Guy and yank him out of the jeep, pulling him, maldevious, Drago and terkiey into a group.

"HAHAHA They're gonna f***ing kill us if we stay here HAHAHA Yes, lets all go to shopping, this is a wonderful idea! Follow me or we're gonna end up in a unmarked grave in the fields.

"What about the Vaccine?" Maldevious asks.

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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #424 on: April 07, 2012, 04:25:38 am »

>Engage in ecstatic economic acting!

"Ahh, you. Always fretting on our stuff. Bring it along, if we don't have enough to trade then barter sounds good enough!

"Besides, I've seen some great new fashion accessories! Remove those armbands. But that'll have to wait for later. Follow me!One of you lag behind HAHAH, THE JOY OF COMMERCE in case anyone follows."
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #425 on: April 07, 2012, 11:02:21 am »

Terkiey, will place all of his stolen goods in the jeep and then make Tiruin take one of the pills from the archaic bottle of blue diamond shaped pills, force him if needed, tell the others that it will calm him down and make him easier to understand!

Just say that it will calm him down, but it is really for SCIENCE!
« Last Edit: April 07, 2012, 11:05:36 am by terkiey »
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #426 on: April 07, 2012, 11:30:25 am »

New Guy mumbles almost incoherently to himself, while following the group. "No more, no more... I don't want to go with you guys... to a crowded place...".

Clearly, he hasn't quite recovered from his socially inept angsting yet.

Get a -1 to sanity

Follow/be dragged along by Tiruin, while staying silent.

Check inventory if I still have that snowglobe.


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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #427 on: April 07, 2012, 11:33:33 am »

>Engage in ecstatic economic acting!

"Ahh, you. Always fretting on our stuff. Bring it along, if we don't have enough to trade then barter sounds good enough!

"Besides, I've seen some great new fashion accessories! Remove those armbands. But that'll have to wait for later. Follow me!One of you lag behind HAHAH, THE JOY OF COMMERCE in case anyone follows."

Your false smile grows even larger as you stare daggers at Maldevious.
"Ahh, you. Always fretting on our stuff. Bring it along, if we don't have enough to trade then barter sounds good enough!

"Besides, I've seen some great new fashion accessories! Remove those armbands. But that'll have to wait for later. Follow me!One of you lag behind HAHAH, THE JOY OF COMMERCE in case anyone follows."

Maldevious and drago grab the vaccine crates and everyone removes their armbands. No one volunteers to lag behind though. Terkiey dumps a container of glowing something in the jeep and produces a bottle of pills from his robe. He plucks one of the pills from the bottle.

"Here," He says, "take this, you'll feel better."

Terkiey, will place all of his stolen goods in the jeep and then make Tiruin take one of the pills from the archaic bottle of blue diamond shaped pills, force him if needed, tell the others that it will calm him down and make him easier to understand!

Just say that it will calm him down, but it is really for SCIENCE!
Tiruin is yelling about shopping and whispering about dying. Very odd.

You dump the glowing container in the jeep and rummage through your robes till you find the bottle of pills. You fish one of the pills from the bottle and try to hand it to Tiruin.

"Take this, you'll feel better."

>>If tiruin decides he doesn't want to take it, forcing him is a unarmed roll. Prepare for slap fight.


New Guy mumbles almost incoherently to himself, while following the group. "No more, no more... I don't want to go with you guys... to a crowded place...".

Clearly, he hasn't quite recovered from his socially inept angsting yet.

Get a -1 to sanity

Follow/be dragged along by Tiruin, while staying silent.

Check inventory if I still have that snowglobe.




You silently resign yourself to follow tiruin where ever his crazy plan is leading you. You remove your arm band at his behest and then cross your arms and wallow in your socially inept angst. You check your pocket and are relieved to find you still have your snow globe.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2012, 11:40:34 am by piecewise »
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #428 on: April 07, 2012, 11:36:27 am »

Fondly regard the sleek, round contours of the snowglobe of Kiev.

Avoid eye contact from civilians.
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #429 on: April 07, 2012, 11:54:18 am »

Fondly regard the sleek, round contours of the snowglobe of Kiev.

Avoid eye contact from civilians.
You pull the snowglobe from your pocket and stroke it's smooth, plastic surface. Such beauty in the perfection of it's contours, the simpleness of it's design. You turn it over and watch the snow flow silently around in it's tiny prison. You swear you can hear Beethoven playing in the distance. 

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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #430 on: April 07, 2012, 03:57:42 pm »

COME ON TIRUIN, IT IS SCIENCE!E!!"419u480974109
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #431 on: April 07, 2012, 07:37:41 pm »

"Aye, thank you Terkiey! Just what I needed...a, um, capsule?"

((Really need people's inventory, as I have no idea what it was.))

Anyway...take it. But do not eat it, saving it for later.
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #432 on: April 07, 2012, 08:34:13 pm »

MAKE HIM CONSUME IT! TELL HIM HE NEEDS IT!
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #433 on: April 07, 2012, 08:36:00 pm »

((Requesting character sheets. Please.))
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Re: The Long Road: Socially Inept Flailing
« Reply #434 on: April 07, 2012, 08:48:19 pm »

((Requesting character sheets. Please.))

Might as well request for mine, too.
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