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DrPoo

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You are a Snøvs
« on: March 13, 2012, 07:22:52 pm »
In Danish language, when people freak out, we say "Han/hende er sgu da gået helt fra forstanden" (He/She must have lost her mind, freely translates to, He/She must have left the Snøvs all together)

You are that Snøvs, a little one legged fella with a little pointy nose.
You are lost somewhere in the woods.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 07:26:38 pm »
Check surroundings.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 07:30:34 pm »
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 12:09:14 pm »
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 04:41:57 pm »
Theres trees around you, you hear the sound of ahighway in the distance.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 04:43:39 pm »
Go to the highway and hitchhike.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 04:49:04 pm »
Utilizing your super-Snøvish hearing and super-Snøvish speed, pinpoint the location of the nearest living creature and run it down, killing it with your super-Snøvish strength.

We rolled a demigod B)
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2012, 11:01:51 am »
Quote from: thatkid on March 14, 2012, 04:49:04 pm
Utilizing your super-Snøvish hearing and super-Snøvish speed, pinpoint the location of the nearest living creature and run it down, killing it with your super-Snøvish strength.

We rolled a demigod B)

With alot of self confidence you hop in the direction of a very noisy bush. Suddenly a cat jumps out, its much bigger than yourself, what do?
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 12:58:14 pm »
EAT IT ALIVE!
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2012, 02:41:44 pm »
>Seduce it.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2012, 02:46:07 pm »
Crawl inside its head!
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2012, 02:56:06 pm »
Step 1: Seduce it
Step 2: Crawl inside its head
Step 3: Eat it alive
......
Step 5: Profit
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2012, 03:06:14 pm »
Quote from: The Fool on March 16, 2012, 02:56:06 pm
Step 1: Seduce it
Step 2: Crawl inside its head
Step 3: Eat it alive
......
Step 5: Profit

This. But also use the leftover skin for clothing, and the skeleton to make tools.
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2012, 04:15:19 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 16, 2012, 03:06:14 pm
Quote from: The Fool on March 16, 2012, 02:56:06 pm
Step 1: Seduce it
Step 2: Crawl inside its head
Step 3: Eat it alive
......
Step 5: Profit

This. But also use the leftover skin for clothing, and the skeleton to make tools.

You are now inside its mouth, it swallows you hole, now your in the stomach, it is dark. Luckily you got your sharp teeth :E
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Re: You are a Snøvs
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2012, 04:17:06 pm »
Use sharp teeth to carve a weapon out of it's stomach so you can use the *stomach-lining knife* to slash your way out.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
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