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[Hammerstar]

"I still have the option of resorting to VIOLENCE!"

[My Name is Immaterial]

"Say 'Hello' to my little friend!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Your purity is mine.

Make of that what you will.

[iceball3]

You're dead that's good amen.
Goodspeed you magnificent bastard.
I think someone soiled soil. *Dun dun dun DAN DAAAAAAN*
Hey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
They will bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
Oh  [SPEAKER:TRANS_NAME], who will they ever find to replace you? ANYONE!

[Naryar]

Prepare to die!
Run, coward!
Beware, coward!
Run, fool!
Run! Run! Run!
I hunger!
I'll rip your heart out!
En garde!
I hunger for battle!
Let's see what you're made of!
You have no purpose but to die by my hand.
Die!
Die! Die! DIE!!
Death comes to you. Feel it's icy breath!
RRAAAAAAARRGH!
You killed my father!
You bastard!
You monster!
I will flail your flesh away from your bones!
Meet your maker!
I will teach you the meaning of pain!
Die, fool!
I will devour you like I devoured many before you!
You will perish here and now!
Let us do battle!
Cower and die. It is the best thing you can do now!
Kill! Maim! Burn!
I shall rip your heart out!
I will feast on your flesh!
I will feast on your flesh and gnaw on your bones!
Now you die!
Blood! Blood and souls for my lord!
Blood for the Blood God!
I will shatter your soul!
I will shatter your skull!
More blood! More glorious carnage!
Come to me! It shall be glorious!
Montjoie!
I'm going to enjoy this.
Victory or death!
Fall, creature, and feed the earth!
You are already dead!
Crawl back into the hole you have crept out of, worm, and die!
Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!
You will suffer! You will all suffer!
Who the hell do you think I am?
I am your worst nightmare!
You cannot escape!
You cannot escape from my wrath!
Now you shall die!
You cannot possibly comprehend the HELL that you have stepped in!
You have no chance to survive!
You are on the way to destruction!
Die, fetcher!
You n'wah!
I am your doom!
Cower before me, fool.
Kill! Kill!
I want more blood to be spilt! Give me yours!
For the slaughter!
Blood! I yearn for the taste of blood!
Challenger approaching!
I will now render your judgement.
Bring Armok his fill of blood!
Yes! Finally! More battle!
Bloodshed is what I live for!
Your doom is at hand!
None can stand before me!
I am a god!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
I am destruction incarnate!
I'll break your back!
Your soul will be mine!
I am legion!
I shall send you to hell and worse!
Kill! Crush! Rend them limb for limb!
You weaklings!
Can no one offer me a challenge ?
Hahahahahahaha!!!
Mwahahahahahaha!!!
I am Armok's only chosen!
Tremble before me!
Quake before me!
I will crush entire suns above my head!
I will turn this whole building crimson from your spilled blood!
Why haven't I killed you yet ?
Crack them in half!
I will have last blood!
Split them open!
I am invincible!
Gut them! Gut themall!
Engulf them in pain!
Who dies first?
The enemy! Finally!
Let me kill you!
Must kill! Must kill!!!
I will have my vengeance!
Bow to me!
Cross me, and die!
Do not trifle with me, worm!
The gods call for your destruction!
Slaughter them all!
Feast on their flesh!
Meet your death!
Your soul is mine!
Destroy them all!
They are too weak to oppose us.
Crush the enemy.
Fresh sacrifices.
RUn, weaklings. It pleases me.
It is a thing of monstruous beauty.
Bear the chains of torment!
See your doom and despair!
My god damns you!
Suffer and be broken!
You will beg for death!
Burn !
To conquest!
Kill all who opposes us!
I shall destroy them!
No survivors!
I am pitiless!
You will all die!
My might transcends you!
We shall have victory!
You are unworthy of my presence!
Die here !
You cannot hope to prevail!
Do not stand against me!
Such is your end!
I shall sow horror between these walls!
Fresh victims!
Behold, my power!
Feaaar me!
Don't dare harm me, you wretch!
I shall destroy these weaklings.
Scatter, fools!
Seek them out and slay them!
I am your better!
I have no rivals!
I have inside me the blood of kings!
This is a battle to be remembered!

at least half of them come from Dawn of War, mostly because nearly every single time a Chaos unit speaks it is either omnious, fearsome or badass.

[sackhead]

how about
Make peace with your gods
prepare to meat your end, for death rides with me this day
or
fool...

[Findulidas]

Tf2 is a gold mine when it comes to taunts, some of them:
Soldier:
If god had wanted to to live, he would not have created me!
This is my world, you are not welcome in my world.
We have your surrounded, atleast from this side.
You are all weak, you are all bleeders.
If you know whats good for you, you will run!
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
You will not be missed!

Engineer:
Take it like a man, shorty.
Im gonna beat you like a rented mule boy!
Start praying boy!
Im gonna lay you out!

Scout:
Im gonna beat your skull until I hit tonsils!
Yeah, come get some, you freaking wuss!
What are you looking at!?

Demoman:
Dont fret boyo, Ill be gentle.
Im gonna kill you and Ill keep killing you and I never, cause you be dead and then Im gonna kill you!
Im gonna stick me thumbs down yer eyes and hang on til yer dead!
Ohh, Im gonna beat you so hard, youll have a twitch!
Youre making me very cross!
Oh, they are going to find you all dead in the alley with cats licking at ya.
Im gonna strangle you with me bare hands!

Heavy:
Oh, run, run, Im coming for you!
Who send all these babies to fight!
You cannot hide, coward!
I promise you pain without end!
You cannot beat me!
Your luck runs out.
Do you think you can beat me!
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
All of you are babies!

Sniper:
The funeral aint gonna be open casket!
Im gonna plant one right between the eyes, ya panzer!
Keep jubbing that big mouth, while its still attached to your bloody neck!
You shouldnt have even gotten out of bed!
Fighting mens might not be your thing lad!
If your strategy is to build me confidence, its working.
Its only gonna get worse, mate.
Now I gotta make a necklace out of yer teeth, bushmans rules.
I reckon your gonna get real used to looking up at me!
Ive slept in the corpse of a water buffalo thougher than you!
Go to hell, wanka!
Heres a touching story. Once you died and I lived happily ever after. End of story.
This is going to be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owner!
Im gonna turn ya into colored rain!
That helmet is gonna be a nice bowl for your brains!

Spy:
You are going to die for your honor -and my amusement!
You are an amateur and a fool!


I also like some of the new vegas terrifying presence comments, can only remember one atm though:
I will wear your head as a hat.

Happened to me once in masterwork I think.

[Deon]

Human Baby lies before you.
Udda, Daslutzangur, Human Baby: I am Udda Quandarylather!
Udda, Daslutzangur, Human Baby: Who send all these babies to fight?!




Nice TF2 taunts, I will definitely use them in my fallout mod, thank you.

[Findulidas]

Human Baby lies before you.
Udda, Daslutzangur, Human Baby: I am Udda Quandarylather!
Udda, Daslutzangur, Human Baby: Who send all these babies to fight?!




Nice TF2 taunts, I will definitely use them in my fallout mod, thank you.

Heh, yeah, np. Thought I would have many more taunts from games but Im really struggling to remember another one with as many.

[Naryar]

eh tf2

I also like some of the new vegas terrifying presence comments, can only remember one atm though:

Oh god yes terrifying presence, best perk ever. I should add these.

[Gaybarowner]

Thats it.. Im dead

[Findulidas]

I dug up few of the terrifying choices now, they might be used in threats and loads of other useful threats.

"Im gonna paint the walls with your guts." Told to ceasar I think.
"Im not going to stop while there still are spines left to be shattered." Said to the legion when they attack for the second time.

Also got one from darksiders 2 which Im currently playing:

You can look me in the eye when I kill you.

And a some from the old but brilliant game Blood (caleb said em all obviously):

When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You will get a group discount.
I'm gonna paint the town red.
This promises to be fun!
I'm gonna have to put you down!
Another day, another corpse.
Walk now and live, stay and die!
Lucky you, gonna get killed by the best!
How do you like your flesh cooked?
They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!
You'll wont look so good with your face ripped off!
Looks like there's killing to do.
I'd say I'm sorry, but you know it just wouldn't be sincere.  (well not as much a threat but it works I think)

Some from duke nukem:

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
Let god sort em out.
Mess with the best, you will die like the rest.
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
Who wants some?

From the evil dead franchise:

I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!
Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!
I got a bone to pick with you.
You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!
Not another peep. Time to go to sleep.
I'm gonna break your face!
I may be bad... but I feel gooood.

It:
They ALL float down here.
Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you're afraid.
They Float... and when your down here, with me... YOU FLOAT TOO!
If you're wise, you'll run, run... because to stay will mean worse than your death.

Blade runner:
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
I'm surprised you didn't come here sooner.
You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!

Classical threat:
Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!

[Itnetlolor]

Has anyone decided to make some Monty Python taunts/threats or even a Mystery Science Theater 3000 quote pack?

MST3k:
"PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!! WOOO!!!!!"
"Securing butt, over."
"Eat munchy-crunchy-chocolatey Cocoa-Death!!!"
"What kind of shit-hole planet is this?"
"Somebody better start melting soon, or I'm gonna be losing patience."
"We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!!! (Ahh... We finally got that out of our system.)"
"Hey wait a minute, this isn't our star, is it? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil."
"Loser Status: Confirmed"
"What would MacGuyver do? (Get cancelled.)"
"You're outta paper towels in the bathroom!"
"I'm gonna squint the hell outta them."
"No monologues with poopy pants, please."
"You're going into battle in THAT outfit?"
"So, history is just circling the drain at this point, I guess?"
"Aha! Unlucky for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!!"
"Murder, most foul. (He killed a chicken?)"
"Ah, it was worth killing to find the perfect picnic spot."
"I am Mighty Elderly Man."
"Allow me to introduce myself. (I'm Bob Jackass.)"
"Hi, I'm Satan-approved."
"You stupid bastard. I could stab you in the eyes right now; so help me God."
"Remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you."
"Everything was working just fine, but then you came along and then... [cries]"
"OH MY GOD!!! We'regonnadie! We'regonnadie! We'regonnadie..."
"OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"That's enough. Normal View. (♪Normal View...♫ ♪Normal View...♫ ♪Normal View...♫ ♪NORMAL VIEWWWWW!!!!!♫)"
"Stand back! I command you, STAND BACK!! (Act-ing.)"
"(Laughs) I told you, your weapons have no effect on me! (It is my considered advice that you just continue using said weapon. Haha.)"
"You should be locked up for being that evil!"
"I'm not particularly enthused with myself."
"Ha ha ha! Your pain gives us joy!"
"Oh, I got one! He's called "Man Man". He's bestowed with all the powers of a man... but he's a man." (Feel free to replace man with [species] tag)
"I know! Let's play ring toss with your soul!"
"Yo. Let's pick wildflowers."
"I open my mouth at you!"
"It'd be more special if we knew who the hell he was!"
"...The socially sick elements of our society. (Yeah... Look who's talking.)"
"EXTREEEEEME Organized Crime!!"
"You didn't tell us you were mythical!"
"♪It's an areological, auto-erotical, tubular boobular joy / Exposularegional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy...♫"
"Progress can be seen everywhere. (...In places other than this.)"
"Behold! From nothing I produce this... spoon."
"Frank, I'm out of the shower! I need you to towel me off!"
"I hate people who talk in the theater."
"No one will be seated during the breathtaking (insert mundane activity) scene."
"A'right, show's over folks, nothin' to see here"
"__________ of the Ollllllld West."
"I can't come back—I don't know how it works!"
"It's a good plan _______/ It was a good idea to ______/ He/she was a nice woman/man ______ (AT FIRST!)"
"And the door opens and his friend is a Soultaker; just get on with it."
"... Oh, my God. Well, I'll be in my trailer."
"Puma Man, he flies like a moron."

[Big_James_B]

Let me first open mine up...
I'm surprised nobodies put down any of the Borderlands Bandit taunts - they're quite funny methinks.

"You never should have come here!"
Nobody kills my buddies but me!"
"Fantastic!"
"Finally! A Friend!"
"I'll think of one later"
"Waka waka waka, eh eh! It's time for Africa!"
"Schnell Schnell Power Rangers!"
"This is not the bandit you're looking for..."
"Stop right there criminal scum!"
"IT'S TIME FOR MY POUND OF FLESH!"
"Your mother is a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!"
"I AM HUMAN NUMBER 1!!!" - I was modding firearms, and the first human spawned absolutely OWNED everyone. Period.
"I'm gonna out more holes in you then a beehive!"
"...wish I had a limit break..."
"I shall smite you with my trousers of slaying!" - Check out the general discussion anecdote thread for the story.
"I've a blade with your name on it." Baldur's Gate ref.
"Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
"Fear denies faith."
"I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild!" - 5 Points for anyone guessing this reference...
THERE IS NO STOPPING DA BANDIT CREWZ PLANS!!! - All my tabletop rpg bandits belong to the same Crew
"Brave, brave Sir Garrick; Sir Garrick led the way..." - Another BG ref
"I surrender!"

I haven't updated my Threat.txt since early last year...might decide to do it now after seeing quite a few good ones here.

[Iceblaster]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" If you guess this... you don't win a thing