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Author Topic: Fun with threats.txt  (Read 21578 times)

Kilroy the Grand

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2012, 04:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Samohan25 on April 11, 2012, 02:51:10 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!
I think I've heard this somewhere before, it may have been in a song somewhere.

Oppenheimer.
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*pew* *blam* "Aughgghggurglegurgle..." *slither* *slither* *pit* *pat* *tap* *click-click* *BOOM* "Aiiieeegurgle gurgle..."
X-com meets Dwarf Fortress

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2012, 06:26:50 pm »
Quote from: medikohl on April 10, 2012, 06:18:53 pm
Quote from: davros on April 10, 2012, 05:33:02 pm
I just checked up on here and I've got one thing to say.
Quote from: Psieye on March 15, 2012, 10:46:29 am
Quote from: davros on March 14, 2012, 10:21:44 pm
OOH! I've got one!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ahaha, good Jacuzzi quote.

Whut. I'm fairly certain Evangelion and bathtubs aren't related.
excepting of course when asuka snaps
Point. Also, the fanservice scenes.
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2012, 07:29:45 pm »
Bumpityness~!
Code: [Select]
I'm gonna blast ya into thin glue!
They're gonna bury what's left ya in a soup can!
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
Saaaandvich and me going to beat your assss~
Uh-Oh, I think someone soiled diaper.
I WANT DRUGS. NOW.
Today ain't yo day, pancakes!
Repeat after me: omnumnum I'm dead!
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickn'... Tiny little head!
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2012, 09:23:13 pm »
the Kill! Maim! Burn! made me start chanting... KHORNE'S CHOSEN CALLS YOU, MORTAL
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2012, 10:12:11 pm »
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?!?!!? (USES HIS SPIRAL POWER)

oh and heres one by duke nukem
Im gunnu go medieval on your @$$#$
your face! your @$$! whats the difference?

and some by some minecraft mod
IMA BREAKAYOUR FACA!

A FEW BY ME
LOOK ITS YOU! BUTTER! NOW MY BREAD IS COMPLETE!I SHALL SLASH YOUR TASTY GUTS OUT!
Target practice! yay
I SHALL BREAK YOUR BONES AND SMASH THEM TO DUST AND I SHALL BURN YOUR BODY TO ASHES THEN IL PUT IRON UP YOUR @$$ SO YOU WILL BE COMPLETE WITH RUST!THEN I WILL EAT YOU ALL UP AND $#(! THEM ONTO FIRE! TO MAKE MORE ASHES THEN THROW THEM AT ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS! THEN I SHALL KILL THEM AND CUT THEM INTO DISHES! THEN THROW THEM INTO FORTRESSES AND HOUSES AND MAKE TOTEMS AND TORCHES OUT OF THERE HEADS AND BRUSH MY TEETH WITH THEM! AND THEN I WILL KILL THE WORLD WITH YOUR FAMILYS GUTS!PREPARE FOR DEATH YOU MORTAL!
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 10:24:33 pm by azrael300 »
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Edit. Oh Jesus Christ, Necro would be proud. The second horse in the caravan came in and immediately caught on fire. I looked into his inventory and found a burning pig tail fiber bag. Curious, I looked inside.
quote above is by yuriruler90

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2012, 12:59:33 am »
I shall spread your essence around this room like margarine... and a very thick layer of it too...

Kudos for anyone who can tell me what that comes from (it's a book!).
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It would be brutally difficult and probably won't work. In other words, it's absolutely dwarven!
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead - A fun zombie survival rougelike that I'm dev-ing for.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2012, 03:22:34 am »
Lets get a little medieval...

I'll eat your heart still beating! I'll use an axe!
I'll hang you on your guts!
I'll impale you right next to your stuffed effigy!
I'll make a blood eagle from you!

These !!medical!! procedures are part of real world history...
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2012, 03:29:48 am »
Quote from: iceball3 on May 16, 2012, 07:29:45 pm
Bumpityness~!
Code: [Select]
I'm gonna blast ya into thin glue!
They're gonna bury what's left ya in a soup can!
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
Saaaandvich and me going to beat your assss~
Uh-Oh, I think someone soiled diaper.
I WANT DRUGS. NOW.
Today ain't yo day, pancakes!
Repeat after me: omnumnum I'm dead!
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickn'... Tiny little head!

bah tf2

But yes, the Violent Glaswegian accent is needed. They're dwarves, after all, and they all speak with a heavy Scottish accent.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2012, 07:36:56 am »
No "You are already dead!"? Aer you guys serious? Do you guys even watch animu
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2012, 07:47:19 am »
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
I will flail your flesh away from your bones!

I think this is supposed to be "flay" not "flail". I hate to be "that guy" but it bugs me. =)
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2012, 09:56:51 am »
Quote from: Nyan Thousand on May 17, 2012, 07:36:56 am
No "You are already dead!"? Aer you guys serious? Do you guys even watch animu

Bah. Fist of the North Star isn't "animu kawaii desudesu :3 ^o^". It's MANime, with emphasis on MAN.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2012, 02:02:04 pm »
There's not much of a consistent theme to these until I decided to start adding quotes from the Doom comic, but there you go.

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The battle for survival begins.  Engage!
Ready?  Many more battle scenes will soon be available!
This is where you fall down.
There's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix...  With my hands!
I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!
Ooh, here it comes!  Here comes the night train!
Stupid!  Stupid!  Stupid [AUDIENCE:RACE]!  You're stupid!  And you're gonna be stupid and dead!
Dance!  Dance, bonedaddy!
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2012, 02:12:54 pm »
I feel a bit silly admitting it, but my file actually has

"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! YAAAARGH!"
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2012, 02:30:00 pm »

"Oh, merciful god, must I kill AGAIN!?"

"Next!"

"Damn! And Marge just made pie! Now I'm angry!"
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2012, 02:36:56 pm »
Quote from: Hammerstar on May 17, 2012, 02:12:54 pm
I feel a bit silly admitting it, but my file actually has

"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! YAAAARGH!"

Even funnier if a hamster man actually utters it
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