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Naryar

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Fun with threats.txt
« on: March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm »
"Prepare to die" is nice, but people always saying the same thing...

So i lengthened the list. Also makes the universe generally feel more badass.

Prepare to die!
Run, coward!
Run, fool!
Run! Run! Run!
I hunger!
I'll rip your heart out!
En garde!
I hunger for battle!
Let's see what you're made of!
You have no purpose but to die by my hand.
Die!
Die! Die! DIE!!
Death comes to you. Feel it's icy breath!
RRAAAAAAARRGH!
You killed my father!
You bastard!
I will flail your flesh away from your bones!
Meet your maker!
I will teach you the meaning of pain!
Die, fool!
I will devour you like I devoured many before you!
You will perish here and now!
Let us do battle!
Cower and die. It is the best thing you can do now!
Kill! Maim! Burn!
I shall rip your heart out!
I will feast on your flesh!
I will feast on your flesh and gnaw on your bones!
Now you die!
Blood ! Blood and souls for my lord !
Blood for the Blood God !
Montjoie !
I'm going to enjoy this.
Victory or death!
Fall, creature, and feed the earth!
You are already dead!
Crawl back into the hole you have crept out of, worm, and die!
Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!
You will suffer! You will all suffer!
Who the hell do you think I am?
I am your worst nightmare!
You cannot escape!
You cannot escape from my wrath!
Now you shall die!
You cannot possibly comprehend the HELL that you have stepped in!
You have no chance to survive!
You are on the way to destruction!

Bonus points for cultural references.
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 05:02:36 pm »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 05:11:12 pm »
"Time to take out the adorable trash!"

Montjoie! <- this seems like taking it a bit too far :P

Also re: "you killed my father"
what about "hello"?
« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 05:14:53 pm by Mike Mayday »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 05:20:25 pm »
My name is inigo montoya. ;)

Look for sethcryeds speech extension mod, I think you might like it. :)
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 05:23:13 pm »
How about:
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!

Or:

I am your father!

Especially incongruous when it's some random tentacle demon...
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Socks inspire the same sort of emotions in dwarfs that Helen of Troy inspired in the Achaean Greeks. Although it is said that Helen's face launched a thousand ships, socks have surely launched a million ultimately-fatal Store Owned Item tasks.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 25, 2011, 06:22:23 pm
Congrats, Psieye. This is the first time I've seen a derailed thread get put back on the rails.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 05:44:53 pm »
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"
If only DF had Drills...
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 06:00:32 pm »
Quote from: Alkhemia on March 13, 2012, 05:44:53 pm
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"
If only DF had Drills...
Easily modded in. I did so once as a super spike trap component. The joy of forts in that mod configuration was getting a siege and then reading the 'combat' logs afterwards as the victims met the drills.

By the way, my quote comes from an older series.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 25, 2011, 06:22:23 pm
Congrats, Psieye. This is the first time I've seen a derailed thread get put back on the rails.

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 06:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Psieye on March 13, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whenever I see this reference, I feel I have to counter with "My hand is burning hot with power. It is telling me to defeat you!"

G Gundam? Really?
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BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD!
LOOT FOR THE LOOT THRONE!

Quote from: thatkid on June 23, 2011, 06:40:01 pm
You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

Naryar

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 06:16:14 pm »
Pretty damn sure Psieye's referencing GaoGaiGar.

Also, drills are enormous corkscrews. Hell they even drill as an attack.

Anyways, i've let out some of the really classic ones. Should add moar.

Quote from: jetex1911 on March 13, 2012, 05:02:36 pm
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Now you die!

Morrowind.

*remembers some random dumner attacking* Whoa, you are right...

Quote from: Mike Mayday on March 13, 2012, 05:11:12 pm
Montjoie! <- this seems like taking it a bit too far :P

Well, I'm French, and this is a medieval world anyways.

Quote from: Meph on March 13, 2012, 05:20:25 pm
Look for sethcryeds speech extension mod, I think you might like it. :)

Can't find it.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 06:20:25 pm by Naryar »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 06:24:33 pm »
Probably too long winded...
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you've got to ask yourself one question:Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

How about:
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...Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing!

Or the ever popular:
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yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

I'm joking, those are terrible...


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nenjin

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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 06:30:47 pm »
Slightly modified list.

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« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 06:33:00 pm by nenjin »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 07:06:28 pm »
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you've got to ask yourself one question:Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Fix'd! ship it!

some more;

"Can't wait to fashion your lower intestine into a sock!"

"Me cago in tus muertos!" (Spanish for 'I shit on your dead relatives!')

"Can we hurry this up!? I have things to see, slave girls to do!"

"Oh now you dun fucked up! you have fucked up now!"

"Oh, just look at that ugly muzzle! This is'nt a fight, this is Coup' de grace."

"Better you than me, pal."

"I AM ERROR"


« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 07:15:30 pm by DVNO »
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2012, 08:27:32 pm »
"BLOOD AND THUNDER!!"
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Re: Fun with threats.txt
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 09:12:23 pm »
I'm using a modified version of the threat.txt that came with TomiTapio's version of the Genesis mod. Most of it is his work, though I have added quite a few lines myself.

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